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2 hours left at work and my asshole itches.
Topic Started: Nov 17 2014, 06:04 PM (271 Views)
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Probably didn't wipe quite good enough.


Do I wait it out for 2 hours? Or do I walk allllllllllllll the way upstairs and wipe it?
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Snapcat
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Dig in, right where you are, why walk all the way upstairs?
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Tallica
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Get a bidet at home and stop shitting at work. Changed my life.
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Dude...I can't stop shitting at work. There's NO WAY I can go 10 hours without taking a shit.
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serge storms
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I was a little tacky at work today too, had to go back for another couple of wipes. Had chili dogs yesterday for the bears game.
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ATroms
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This thread is marvelous..

Cheers Bulldog..

B-)
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Strongo
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i stand and wipe. never have a sticky ass.
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Refugee Roundhouse
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Strongo
Nov 18 2014, 12:23 AM
i stand and wipe. never have a sticky ass.
Started that recently myself, not convinced I'm getting a better wipe though.
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split decision
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Jeez, it's been several hours.

We need an update!

Did the cling-ons prevail or did BD win the battle of the turd bits?
Edited by split decision, Nov 18 2014, 12:42 AM.
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serge storms
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Strongo
Nov 18 2014, 12:23 AM
i stand and wipe. never have a sticky ass.
I do too but after three chili dogs, a half a dozen devils eggs and mucho beers watching the bears and the faggot Vikings, there was a lot going on down there.
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Snapcat
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There was a whole thread on standing and sitting while wiping on the old board. Also, there was a good number of guys that might benefit from Dude Wipes.
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I ended up scratching my ass at the desk and having to run to the bathroom to wash my hands off and get the residue off the butt anyway.

Lesson learned: Wait it out like a man, or just go wipe.

:(
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best80smovierad
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I didnt see this thread till now but I find it ironic how you have this thread and a "shitty" neighbors thread
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one is literal and one is figurative

addmeonfb
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pussy liquor
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Should've dropped trou and wiped it on the carpet. Like a dog.
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