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Fucking shitty neighbors.
Topic Started: Nov 13 2014, 11:39 AM (822 Views)
LordZardoz
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BDW
Nov 13 2014, 11:39 AM
.... My problem now is that I have a trashy neighbor that I need to get rid of. Any idea on how to go about doing this? She's already become a trillion times more headache than she's worth.
Invoke the fine American tradition of Litigation!

If Crazy Mc Bitch wants to bring the law into it, I say go ahead, hire a lawyer, and find out what options you can exercise based on the situation to date.

In serious terms, contact a lawyer and have a talk about this situation. If things may get stupid, getting a lawyer early may be the better choice.

Consider reading this:
http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/problem_neighbors.htm

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Edited by LordZardoz, Nov 13 2014, 05:08 PM.
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dhk1980
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btw, LOL @ BD for complaining about someone harassing him for no good reason. :D
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Refugee Roundhouse
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Still think you should get her pregnant.
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Tallica
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Nov 13 2014, 04:47 PM
Still think you should get her pregnant.
The dog? I'm pretty sure he's working on it.
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Tallica
Nov 13 2014, 04:49 PM
Refugee Roundhouse
Nov 13 2014, 04:47 PM
Still think you should get her pregnant.
The dog? I'm pretty sure he's working on it.
Badum tssssssssssssssssssss! :leben:
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It's a male dog :(
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BDW
Nov 13 2014, 05:29 PM
It's a male dog :(
That shouldn't stop you from trying :D

Are you sure Prometheus and his fat wife haven't moved in?

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Wahoo08
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split decision
Nov 13 2014, 12:50 PM
1) You should invite her over to dinner.

2) You should get her pregnant. That always makes everything better.


:p


I would say avoid her, but it sounds like it doesn't matter if you avoid her because she makes shit up. She's delusional. Maybe psychotic. You're just going to have to hope she doesn't concoct some story that is convincing enough to make your life hell for real.

In the meantime, where a GoPro camera every time you're walking past her place. At least you'll have video evidence if she does or says anything incriminating.
I really like the Go Pro advice. I'm not sure I'd drop that kind of money just for this situation, but if you already have one or plan on buying one in the future, it's a great idea.

You can protect yourself from future nonsense claims (and seeing as how dumb she is to claim a dog bite- as if nobody will every actually ask to see the wound- there's a good chance that she'll make absurd claims again in the future). Plus, there's a good chance she'll give you ammo to use for a future legal offensive, if it comes to that.
Edited by Wahoo08, Nov 13 2014, 06:21 PM.
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Refugee Roundhouse
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BDW
Nov 13 2014, 05:29 PM
It's a male dog :(
Perhaps that's the problem?
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DriveThru

http://www.shouselaw.com/false-report-crime.html


Penal Code 148.5 PC makes it a misdemeanor to make a false report of a crime to the police or other authorities. As a misdemeanor, a person convicted faces up to six months in county jail.


Also, offer her your penal code as a small peace offering.
Edited by DriveThru, Nov 13 2014, 06:34 PM.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbZEkFLXh9Y
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jmose86
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BDW, try to not get yourself too upset about the whole matter. Sounds like she might be part of a volatile relationship and you're just on the receiving end of her compromised emotional state. Maybe try to pick up some kind of gift basket or baked goods, walk over to the house when you know she's home, and then burn that motherfucker down.
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Refugee Roundhouse
Nov 13 2014, 06:30 PM
BDW
Nov 13 2014, 05:29 PM
It's a male dog :(
Perhaps that's the problem?
Ill get it to work
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Same thing happening near me. My neighborhood is old mansions. They're being converted to apartments and rented out to section 8. Shame. Really nice old homes. 6 and 7 bedrooms with servant quarters are now shitholes
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jmose86
Nov 13 2014, 06:58 PM
BDW, try to not get yourself too upset about the whole matter. Sounds like she might be part of a volatile relationship and you're just on the receiving end of her compromised emotional state. Maybe try to pick up some kind of gift basket or baked goods, walk over to the house when you know she's home, and then burn that motherfucker down.
that is so unlike u mosie! :p
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