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Fucking shitty neighbors.
Topic Started: Nov 13 2014, 11:39 AM (819 Views)
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So the asshole that owns the house 5 or 6 houses down from mine decided he wanted to move - so he renovated his house and divided it up into three or so sections and rented them out as apartments.

I mean, that's cool I guess, except it now allows REALLY trashy people to come into the neighborhood. Two people are renting - one a Mexican couple who seem nice and another is one of "those" families.

By "those" families - I mean the family that - when you walk by their house - you hear them screaming at each other at the top of their lungs, cursing, saying fucked up shit, etc. It's just shitty all the way around - but hey - I'm 5 houses down so I only hear it when I walk by - WTF do I care? Right?

Well, I'm walking by and this fat, gross, saggy titted, pock covered face, disgusting redneck lady is chainsmoking on the front porch (no idea if that's the section she's renting or not - I don't think it is because I hear her family screaming at each other in the back) and she says to me "You know, it's illegal to have a wolf dog here."
I smile at her and say "He's not a wolf. But thanks" and keep walking.
She starts semi-losing her shit - basically saying "Don't walk away from me! You're rude! I was talking to you!"
At this point, I don't want to stop and talk with her because 1) she's a disgusting fucking cow who is smoking and I hate being around that shit and 2) I have shit to do.
So I wave - still smiling - and just walk off.

This is around 4:00 PMish or so on Saturday. At about 7:00 PM - I get a knock on my door. I answer and it's a cop and an animal control officer. They're there saying that I have an out of control animal who is "lupine" and they need to take custody of the dog.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa.....my dog isn't lupine. Here...come in - I'll show you his papers." They come in, see my dog just sleeping on the couch, as I show them that he's registered and is Hokkaido - which isn't a "wolf dog."
They tell me they received a complaint that my dog was running loose and chasing people back in their house. I tell them that the dog is never outside without my supervision, and that he hasn't even been outside in the yard the past couple of days (I have some landscaping going on and my dog likes to give his creative input if there is any kind of open trench/dirt in my yard).
I ask the guy if the lady down the street called this in - and described my encounter with her. The officer tells me he can't tell me that information, but I see it on the other guy's face that I nailed it. Since I had my papers, and they dog was incredibly calm when they examined him, they didn't do anything and just left.

Fast forward to last night. Knocking on my door - at around 6ish. Same two guys and they're claiming that my dog attacked the woman down the street (despite the dog not being outside of the house unless I'm walking it).

"When did this happen, exactly?"
"Around lunchtime today."
"Not possible. My wife and I were both at work, the dog was inside the house. He can't even get out at that time. I walk him before work, and walk him when I get home."
"Well...she's claiming she was bit."
"Do you have any evidence of that? She's already given you a false claim." At this point, I'm getting worried my animal is going to be taken away and put down before anything gets sorted out.
"Sir, we have to take these claims seriously. She filed a police report saying that she was nearly maimed."
"Well, if it's that serious - you'll need to get a warrant. Have you guys even seen if she's actually hurt or if she's telling the truth? Because it's obviously a lie."

At this point, the officer tells me to stay at home and they'll call me or come back.

20 minutes later the police officer (no animal control guy) comes back up to my door and apologizes. Tells me that the lady admitted to making it up and couldn't give a reason and says he cited her for a false police report. (cited? Filing a false police report just gets a citation???)

In any case - that was that - although it wasted like an hour and a half of my time. My problem now is that I have a trashy neighbor that I need to get rid of. Any idea on how to go about doing this? She's already become a trillion times more headache than she's worth.
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Tallica
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You should probably kill them. I'm kind of serious
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danl08
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Isnt that called making a false police report and usually that is an offense that would warrant an arrest? Demand they arrest her and then get a restraining order - shes tried twice now to get your dog killed and broke the law to do it.
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I work in the rental business, so trust me when i say I KNOW THIS LADY. I know everything about the bitch. She's a piece of trash and needs to go. If you can get a hold of your previous neighbor, I would. See if he even knows the people he rented to, and if not, tell him to work on getting them out. There are plenty of ways to do it depending on the arrangement.

Also, are you part of any association? I'd still check with your local gov to see if what your old neighbor is doing is allowed in your neighborhood. If you are friendly with the other neighbors, get them all on board. Have them all call the owner of the building to complain, and don't give the fucks an inch. If you hear screaming, call the cops every damn time. Have your neighbors do the same thing. Call the cops and the owner anytime there is an incident.

Again,l since I know this lady, I can promise you they are complete fucking slobs. You'll likely be able to see what sort of damage they are doing to the property if it gets bad enough. Let the owner know this, too.

You might have some trouble if the owner is related to these turds, but you still might be able to apply pressure if you have others in the area with the same opinion.

I'd make certain these pieces of trash aren't able to get access to your dog while you aren't home (fenced yard they could throw nasty shit into for example) since I wouldn't put it past them to try some fucked up shit.

I would definitely avoid talking to her or anyone else there directly. That way you'll be sure to avoid any veiled threats ("if you don't stop this you'll regret it" type of shit) or she'll have the cops over there in a heart beat and you'll end up having to lend credence to her dumbass. Do your best to work the system to get them out.
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That is fucking sickening.
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1) You should invite her over to dinner.

2) You should get her pregnant. That always makes everything better.


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I would say avoid her, but it sounds like it doesn't matter if you avoid her because she makes shit up. She's delusional. Maybe psychotic. You're just going to have to hope she doesn't concoct some story that is convincing enough to make your life hell for real.

In the meantime, where a GoPro camera every time you're walking past her place. At least you'll have video evidence if she does or says anything incriminating.
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spasgur
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boooh I was expecting a thread about fucking your shit covered neighbors.
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Get her pregnant.
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greatjake
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Sick your dog on her.
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Tallica
Nov 13 2014, 12:37 PM
I work in the rental business, so trust me when i say I KNOW THIS LADY. I know everything about the bitch. She's a piece of trash and needs to go. If you can get a hold of your previous neighbor, I would. See if he even knows the people he rented to, and if not, tell him to work on getting them out. There are plenty of ways to do it depending on the arrangement.

Also, are you part of any association? I'd still check with your local gov to see if what your old neighbor is doing is allowed in your neighborhood. If you are friendly with the other neighbors, get them all on board. Have them all call the owner of the building to complain, and don't give the fucks an inch. If you hear screaming, call the cops every damn time. Have your neighbors do the same thing. Call the cops and the owner anytime there is an incident.

Again,l since I know this lady, I can promise you they are complete fucking slobs. You'll likely be able to see what sort of damage they are doing to the property if it gets bad enough. Let the owner know this, too.

You might have some trouble if the owner is related to these turds, but you still might be able to apply pressure if you have others in the area with the same opinion.

I'd make certain these pieces of trash aren't able to get access to your dog while you aren't home (fenced yard they could throw nasty shit into for example) since I wouldn't put it past them to try some fucked up shit.

I would definitely avoid talking to her or anyone else there directly. That way you'll be sure to avoid any veiled threats ("if you don't stop this you'll regret it" type of shit) or she'll have the cops over there in a heart beat and you'll end up having to lend credence to her dumbass. Do your best to work the system to get them out.
yeah, i think when you're dealing with a psycho bitch like this, u have to be proactive and be on the offensive attack. i remember hearing from someone that u can file harassment charges in cases like this.
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Tallica
Nov 13 2014, 12:37 PM
I work in the rental business, so trust me when i say I KNOW THIS LADY. I know everything about the bitch. She's a piece of trash and needs to go. If you can get a hold of your previous neighbor, I would. See if he even knows the people he rented to, and if not, tell him to work on getting them out. There are plenty of ways to do it depending on the arrangement.

Also, are you part of any association? I'd still check with your local gov to see if what your old neighbor is doing is allowed in your neighborhood. If you are friendly with the other neighbors, get them all on board. Have them all call the owner of the building to complain, and don't give the fucks an inch. If you hear screaming, call the cops every damn time. Have your neighbors do the same thing. Call the cops and the owner anytime there is an incident.

Again,l since I know this lady, I can promise you they are complete fucking slobs. You'll likely be able to see what sort of damage they are doing to the property if it gets bad enough. Let the owner know this, too.

You might have some trouble if the owner is related to these turds, but you still might be able to apply pressure if you have others in the area with the same opinion.

I'd make certain these pieces of trash aren't able to get access to your dog while you aren't home (fenced yard they could throw nasty shit into for example) since I wouldn't put it past them to try some fucked up shit.

I would definitely avoid talking to her or anyone else there directly. That way you'll be sure to avoid any veiled threats ("if you don't stop this you'll regret it" type of shit) or she'll have the cops over there in a heart beat and you'll end up having to lend credence to her dumbass. Do your best to work the system to get them out.
No HOA and I have no idea who the guy was that originally owned the house. He moved out a couple years ago and it went under construction then.

Maybe I'll call the police and ask about other options.
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I think some good ol fashioned flaming dog poop would be both appropriate and warranted in this case.

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spasgur
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Become friendly with the rest of your local community and ask them if they hate her too and then make joint complains about her being noisy, smelly, ugly etc. That should get that bitch back to whichever bible belt state she's from.
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Nov 13 2014, 01:37 PM
Tallica
Nov 13 2014, 12:37 PM
I work in the rental business, so trust me when i say I KNOW THIS LADY. I know everything about the bitch. She's a piece of trash and needs to go. If you can get a hold of your previous neighbor, I would. See if he even knows the people he rented to, and if not, tell him to work on getting them out. There are plenty of ways to do it depending on the arrangement.

Also, are you part of any association? I'd still check with your local gov to see if what your old neighbor is doing is allowed in your neighborhood. If you are friendly with the other neighbors, get them all on board. Have them all call the owner of the building to complain, and don't give the fucks an inch. If you hear screaming, call the cops every damn time. Have your neighbors do the same thing. Call the cops and the owner anytime there is an incident.

Again,l since I know this lady, I can promise you they are complete fucking slobs. You'll likely be able to see what sort of damage they are doing to the property if it gets bad enough. Let the owner know this, too.

You might have some trouble if the owner is related to these turds, but you still might be able to apply pressure if you have others in the area with the same opinion.

I'd make certain these pieces of trash aren't able to get access to your dog while you aren't home (fenced yard they could throw nasty shit into for example) since I wouldn't put it past them to try some fucked up shit.

I would definitely avoid talking to her or anyone else there directly. That way you'll be sure to avoid any veiled threats ("if you don't stop this you'll regret it" type of shit) or she'll have the cops over there in a heart beat and you'll end up having to lend credence to her dumbass. Do your best to work the system to get them out.
No HOA and I have no idea who the guy was that originally owned the house. He moved out a couple years ago and it went under construction then.

Maybe I'll call the police and ask about other options.
Other possible things to look into for resources to help:

Call your local municipality to see what the covenants are and see if they are being violated by turning the unit into a rental

See if there is a landlord's association or Union in your town. You might be able to turn to them for advice

Local tax records should be public info (usually available online), so you should be able to see where the tax bills are mailed. If it's not to the actual home, it's likely the new address of the owner. You should be able to contact him via letter at the very least with that info.

Police may not give 2 shits about this type of stuff (they don't here) so don't be shocked if they are little help. Your best bet may be contacting the property owner and urging your neighbors to do so as well if they have any issues. Unless it's a close friend of relative, he should have an interest in getting trash out of his property. At the very least, when these slugs fall behind, he'll be less likely to give them slack and depending on the lease they have may be able to get them out in relatively short order.
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Quit being fucking emo about it you wimp!
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