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The Butt; Have some fun with the butt
Topic Started: Oct 24 2014, 12:31 PM (564 Views)
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AnteUp
Oct 25 2014, 04:07 PM
slightly off topic, met this chick last week.... have one convo, she starts texting me the next day, later that night this whore is in one of those moods & starts texting random sex shit.. anyways, she just straight up asks me so do you like your asshole fingered while you get blown....

now this fuckin savage doesnt even know my last name...

so anteup hits her with a quick da fuq?? hell no!! unphased by my appalled response, she tells me she'd love to do it for me anyways...

this filthy fuckin animal




long story short, ill be going over next week
You're a fool if you don't go over there tonight.

Congrats man. You have a real candidate for someone that Will Let you shit on her
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jaywalking
Oct 25 2014, 04:41 PM
As long as you're well-lubed, there is nothing wrong with a finger in the ass. I understand the trepidation, but you have no idea what you're missing out on. Right now, your dick is like a hose with a hole in it--still functional but not operating at it's maximum potential. Sticking a little finger up there is just like covering that hose in duct tape. Your hose will function at maximum velocity and you will cum harder than you ever thought possible.
I'm,lmfao
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Oct 25 2014, 04:53 PM
AnteUp
Oct 25 2014, 04:07 PM
slightly off topic, met this chick last week.... have one convo, she starts texting me the next day, later that night this whore is in one of those moods & starts texting random sex shit.. anyways, she just straight up asks me so do you like your asshole fingered while you get blown....

now this fuckin savage doesnt even know my last name...

so anteup hits her with a quick da fuq?? hell no!! unphased by my appalled response, she tells me she'd love to do it for me anyways...

this filthy fuckin animal




long story short, ill be going over next week
You're a fool if you don't go over there tonight.

Congrats man. You have a real candidate for someone that Will Let you shit on her
shes been trying to get me to go over all week... i need to load up on antibiotics first and foremost

also youre not far off base, she did ask me about golden showers... shits about to get real
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Holy shit! There are some butt lovers here but none that would go to this extent, I'm sure.

Apparently this is a long-standing practice in some African nations to increase milk production.





We know, Bulldog. We know. For $5,000...


;)
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AnteUp
Oct 25 2014, 05:12 PM
BDW
Oct 25 2014, 04:53 PM
AnteUp
Oct 25 2014, 04:07 PM
slightly off topic, met this chick last week.... have one convo, she starts texting me the next day, later that night this whore is in one of those moods & starts texting random sex shit.. anyways, she just straight up asks me so do you like your asshole fingered while you get blown....

now this fuckin savage doesnt even know my last name...

so anteup hits her with a quick da fuq?? hell no!! unphased by my appalled response, she tells me she'd love to do it for me anyways...

this filthy fuckin animal




long story short, ill be going over next week
You're a fool if you don't go over there tonight.

Congrats man. You have a real candidate for someone that Will Let you shit on her
shes been trying to get me to go over all week... i need to load up on antibiotics first and foremost

also youre not far off base, she did ask me about golden showers... shits about to get real
You gotta do it once. Just go over there and do whatever the fuck you want to her. Literally - everything. Let her lick your feet, piss on her, shit in her mouth, shove your fist in her ass - everything just to say you've done it.

Then burn your phone and clothes, get a new number, and bathe yourself in penicillin.

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Oct 25 2014, 07:05 PM
Holy shit! There are some butt lovers here but none that would go to this extent, I'm sure.

Apparently this is a long-standing practice in some African nations to increase milk production.





We know, Bulldog. We know. For $5,000...


;)
That is beyond the pale. No wonder these people catch diseases from other species. And yeah, bulldog would do that for free
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Oct 25 2014, 07:45 PM
That is beyond the pale.

But the objective is to fill the pail.

:D
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Oct 25 2014, 07:50 PM
Cbear
Oct 25 2014, 07:45 PM
That is beyond the pale.

But the objective is to fill the pail.

:D
Such a bad pun all I can do is hang my head in shame that I even read it =(
Edited by DriveThru, Oct 25 2014, 09:34 PM.
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Oct 25 2014, 07:50 PM
Cbear
Oct 25 2014, 07:45 PM
That is beyond the pale.

But the objective is to fill the pail.

:D
All she did was give the cow gas (airing it up like a baloon) causlng it to crap. Cow turned and looked at her like....wtf?
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Oct 25 2014, 09:49 PM
split decision
Oct 25 2014, 07:50 PM
Cbear
Oct 25 2014, 07:45 PM
That is beyond the pale.

But the objective is to fill the pail.

:D
All she did was give the cow gas (airing it up like a baloon) causlng it to crap. Cow turned and looked at her like....wtf?

You have lots of steer around your part of the country. Why don't you paint on a smile and amble on up to one of those beasts...


:p
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I love my fiancee, and I love her butt. She loves mine too... BD... you'd be proud.
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Oct 25 2014, 07:45 PM
split decision
Oct 25 2014, 07:05 PM
Holy shit! There are some butt lovers here but none that would go to this extent, I'm sure.

Apparently this is a long-standing practice in some African nations to increase milk production.





We know, Bulldog. We know. For $5,000...


;)
That is beyond the pale. No wonder these people catch diseases from other species. And yeah, bulldog would do that for free
OMG, i have a strong stomach, and this literally almost made me throw up.
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Ash
Oct 24 2014, 07:12 PM
Something like 12 years ago I accidentally knocked a meatloaf off the counter onto my bare foot (I fucking hate meatloaf, too), and it caused me to have an episode where I thought I was having a heart attack and passed out. The very thought of having another person's shit on me is troublesome.
I dont blame you, meatloaf is foul!
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Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 07:47 PM
This is why we should never meet. There isnt enough purell to make me shake hands with you sick bastards.

Related to topic, I hate bubble butts and big asses. Im a boob man.
You dont like bubble butts but you at least like a full ass right? There is nothing worse than a pretty face, big tits, flat stomach and flat ass.....ruins everything
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Oct 26 2014, 10:12 AM
Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 07:47 PM
This is why we should never meet. There isnt enough purell to make me shake hands with you sick bastards.

Related to topic, I hate bubble butts and big asses. Im a boob man.
You dont like bubble butts but you at least like a full ass right? There is nothing worse than a pretty face, big tits, flat stomach and flat ass.....ruins everything
Normal is fine. If you can set a beer mug on it like a shelf....no.
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