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Topic Started: Oct 24 2014, 12:31 PM (565 Views)
Ash
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Something like 12 years ago I accidentally knocked a meatloaf off the counter onto my bare foot (I fucking hate meatloaf, too), and it caused me to have an episode where I thought I was having a heart attack and passed out. The very thought of having another person's shit on me is troublesome.
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jmose86
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Is this you BDW?


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Cbear
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This is why we should never meet. There isnt enough purell to make me shake hands with you sick bastards.

Related to topic, I hate bubble butts and big asses. Im a boob man.
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I'll finger and fuck that thing every day and twice on Sundays. If I'm REALLY horny (and she just got out of the shower) I might even consider tossing it a little, but it's not my thing. Mine on the other hand is an exit only - she knows better than to even try to come at it.
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Such a double standar, you guys want to destroy your wives 1-way check valve and put her in depends, but yours is off limits. Its only fair that she gets to split you open with a Bob Sapp marital aid so you are both in depends together.
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Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 07:47 PM
This is why we should never meet. There isnt enough purell to make me shake hands with you sick bastards.

Related to topic, I hate bubble butts and big asses. Im a boob man.
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Oct 24 2014, 08:08 PM
Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 07:47 PM
This is why we should never meet. There isnt enough purell to make me shake hands with you sick bastards.

Related to topic, I hate bubble butts and big asses. Im a boob man.
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Seriously, I see the Kim Kardashian type big bubble ass that you kids go crazy for and its a total turnoff. Lose some damn weight. Boob man all the way. And they don't have to be huge boobs, all boobs have their own personality and appeal. Except grandma saggy's. One night in the watering hole late at night the broads at the bar started pulling out their hoots and it was entertaining until saggy pulled out her knee slappers. Just killed the whole night.
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Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 09:33 PM
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Oct 24 2014, 08:08 PM
Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 07:47 PM
This is why we should never meet. There isnt enough purell to make me shake hands with you sick bastards.

Related to topic, I hate bubble butts and big asses. Im a boob man.
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Seriously, I see the Kim Kardashian type big bubble ass that you kids go crazy for and its a total turnoff. Lose some damn weight. Boob man all the way. And they don't have to be huge boobs, all boobs have their own personality and appeal. Except grandma saggy's. One night in the watering hole late at night the broads at the bar started pulling out their hoots and it was entertaining until saggy pulled out her knee slappers. Just killed the whole night.
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100 percent with you Cbear!

And I'm not even a boob man. A "big" because it's fit butt is great, but this fat ass trend is just gross and unattractive to me.
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jmose86
Oct 24 2014, 07:35 PM
Is this you BDW?


The Butters version is better
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jmose86
Oct 24 2014, 10:08 PM
Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 09:33 PM
Darc Requiem
Oct 24 2014, 08:08 PM
Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 07:47 PM
This is why we should never meet. There isnt enough purell to make me shake hands with you sick bastards.

Related to topic, I hate bubble butts and big asses. Im a boob man.
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Seriously, I see the Kim Kardashian type big bubble ass that you kids go crazy for and its a total turnoff. Lose some damn weight. Boob man all the way. And they don't have to be huge boobs, all boobs have their own personality and appeal. Except grandma saggy's. One night in the watering hole late at night the broads at the bar started pulling out their hoots and it was entertaining until saggy pulled out her knee slappers. Just killed the whole night.
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100 percent with you Cbear!

And I'm not even a boob man. A "big" because it's fit butt is great, but this fat ass trend is just gross and unattractive to me.
Who the fuck said it needed to be a fat ass to like anal?

Dude....most of the Asian chicks I fucked had no ass at all - it's all about the hole!

*Koreans are excluded. I loved me some thick thighed, big ass Koreans.
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Ash
Oct 24 2014, 07:12 PM
Something like 12 years ago I accidentally knocked a meatloaf off the counter onto my bare foot (I fucking hate meatloaf, too), and it caused me to have an episode where I thought I was having a heart attack and passed out. The very thought of having another person's shit on me is troublesome.

So the mere thought of engaging in rear-entry with this guy must make you want to barf so bad...


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You would do anything for love, but you won't do that!

:p
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$500k and I'd do it
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slightly off topic, met this chick last week.... have one convo, she starts texting me the next day, later that night this whore is in one of those moods & starts texting random sex shit.. anyways, she just straight up asks me so do you like your asshole fingered while you get blown....

now this fuckin savage doesnt even know my last name...

so anteup hits her with a quick da fuq?? hell no!! unphased by my appalled response, she tells me she'd love to do it for me anyways...

this filthy fuckin animal




long story short, ill be going over next week
Edited by AnteUp, Oct 25 2014, 04:10 PM.
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BDW
Oct 25 2014, 12:16 PM
jmose86
Oct 24 2014, 10:08 PM
Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 09:33 PM
Darc Requiem
Oct 24 2014, 08:08 PM
Cbear
Oct 24 2014, 07:47 PM
This is why we should never meet. There isnt enough purell to make me shake hands with you sick bastards.

Related to topic, I hate bubble butts and big asses. Im a boob man.
Posted Image
Seriously, I see the Kim Kardashian type big bubble ass that you kids go crazy for and its a total turnoff. Lose some damn weight. Boob man all the way. And they don't have to be huge boobs, all boobs have their own personality and appeal. Except grandma saggy's. One night in the watering hole late at night the broads at the bar started pulling out their hoots and it was entertaining until saggy pulled out her knee slappers. Just killed the whole night.
Posted Image

100 percent with you Cbear!

And I'm not even a boob man. A "big" because it's fit butt is great, but this fat ass trend is just gross and unattractive to me.
Who the fuck said it needed to be a fat ass to like anal?

Dude....most of the Asian chicks I fucked had no ass at all - it's all about the hole!

*Koreans are excluded. I loved me some thick thighed, big ass Koreans.
I agree with that part of your post.
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As long as you're well-lubed, there is nothing wrong with a finger in the ass. I understand the trepidation, but you have no idea what you're missing out on. Right now, your dick is like a hose with a hole in it--still functional but not operating at it's maximum potential. Sticking a little finger up there is just like covering that hose in duct tape. Your hose will function at maximum velocity and you will cum harder than you ever thought possible.
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