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| Ash | Oct 24 2014, 07:12 PM Post #31 |
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Something like 12 years ago I accidentally knocked a meatloaf off the counter onto my bare foot (I fucking hate meatloaf, too), and it caused me to have an episode where I thought I was having a heart attack and passed out. The very thought of having another person's shit on me is troublesome. |
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| jmose86 | Oct 24 2014, 07:35 PM Post #32 |
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Is this you BDW? |
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| Cbear | Oct 24 2014, 07:47 PM Post #33 |
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This is why we should never meet. There isnt enough purell to make me shake hands with you sick bastards. Related to topic, I hate bubble butts and big asses. Im a boob man. |
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| Shammy | Oct 24 2014, 07:54 PM Post #34 |
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I'll finger and fuck that thing every day and twice on Sundays. If I'm REALLY horny (and she just got out of the shower) I might even consider tossing it a little, but it's not my thing. Mine on the other hand is an exit only - she knows better than to even try to come at it. |
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| Cbear | Oct 24 2014, 08:04 PM Post #35 |
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Such a double standar, you guys want to destroy your wives 1-way check valve and put her in depends, but yours is off limits. Its only fair that she gets to split you open with a Bob Sapp marital aid so you are both in depends together. |
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| Darc Requiem | Oct 24 2014, 08:08 PM Post #36 |
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| Cbear | Oct 24 2014, 09:33 PM Post #37 |
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Seriously, I see the Kim Kardashian type big bubble ass that you kids go crazy for and its a total turnoff. Lose some damn weight. Boob man all the way. And they don't have to be huge boobs, all boobs have their own personality and appeal. Except grandma saggy's. One night in the watering hole late at night the broads at the bar started pulling out their hoots and it was entertaining until saggy pulled out her knee slappers. Just killed the whole night. |
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| jmose86 | Oct 24 2014, 10:08 PM Post #38 |
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![]() 100 percent with you Cbear! And I'm not even a boob man. A "big" because it's fit butt is great, but this fat ass trend is just gross and unattractive to me. |
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| Deleted User | Oct 25 2014, 12:14 PM Post #39 |
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The Butters version is better |
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| Deleted User | Oct 25 2014, 12:16 PM Post #40 |
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Who the fuck said it needed to be a fat ass to like anal? Dude....most of the Asian chicks I fucked had no ass at all - it's all about the hole! *Koreans are excluded. I loved me some thick thighed, big ass Koreans. |
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| split decision | Oct 25 2014, 12:34 PM Post #41 |
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So the mere thought of engaging in rear-entry with this guy must make you want to barf so bad... ![]() You would do anything for love, but you won't do that!
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| Deleted User | Oct 25 2014, 01:12 PM Post #42 |
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$500k and I'd do it |
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| AnteUp | Oct 25 2014, 04:07 PM Post #43 |
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slightly off topic, met this chick last week.... have one convo, she starts texting me the next day, later that night this whore is in one of those moods & starts texting random sex shit.. anyways, she just straight up asks me so do you like your asshole fingered while you get blown.... now this fuckin savage doesnt even know my last name... so anteup hits her with a quick da fuq?? hell no!! unphased by my appalled response, she tells me she'd love to do it for me anyways... this filthy fuckin animal long story short, ill be going over next week Edited by AnteUp, Oct 25 2014, 04:10 PM.
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| Darc Requiem | Oct 25 2014, 04:14 PM Post #44 |
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I agree with that part of your post. |
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| jaywalking | Oct 25 2014, 04:41 PM Post #45 |
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As long as you're well-lubed, there is nothing wrong with a finger in the ass. I understand the trepidation, but you have no idea what you're missing out on. Right now, your dick is like a hose with a hole in it--still functional but not operating at it's maximum potential. Sticking a little finger up there is just like covering that hose in duct tape. Your hose will function at maximum velocity and you will cum harder than you ever thought possible. |
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