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Confessions; Let's here em'
Topic Started: April 27, 2009, 10:43 am (1,086 Views)
Johnathon
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I am a CIA agent sent to destroy a terrorist cell near my town to keep them from Attacking PanTex, a plant that is where the US's nucs go to be dismantled, but i found out that 5 members of my school may be involved with the cell feeding them information about the country(the terrorists can read English) off of Wikipedia, I have instead of going in and killing all the terrorists have been reassigned to finding out who the people are in my school who are helping it, and one may be my girlfriend. After i find them out I am suppose to see if they will be a double agent for the CIA and feed intellegiance from the terrorist cell back to me, if not I am suppose to execute them and go after the terrorist cell with brutality, I know where the cell in based at and i have bugged, and it turns out terrorists like the New England Patriots. I have also been assigned to be transfered over to Mossad to help them take out 10 high priority targets, 1 of them being Bin Laden, in West Bank. After ward I am suppose to go in a undercover assignment in China and gain intellegiance for the Hostel take over by the NATO and set it up so that The Republic of China(Taiwan) can take over. I will also be assigned to guard the Russian Stock pile of Nuclear weapons to keep them from falling into the hands of Iran and Jordan, but you never heard this, as it could be putting you into severe danger also my life will be put in danger by not only the terrorist cell in my area, but also VEVAK and the MSS.
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I made it so ^'s post wouldn't be put into paragraphs, and therefore not read by most "normal" viewers who come in here and know that they just won't read text that isn't put into paragraphs.
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Johnathon
June 10, 2009, 6:15 pm
I am a CIA agent sent to destroy a terrorist cell near my town to keep them from Attacking PanTex, a plant that is where the US's nucs go to be dismantled, but i found out that 5 members of my school may be involved with the cell feeding them information about the country(the terrorists can read English) off of Wikipedia, I have instead of going in and killing all the terrorists have been reassigned to finding out who the people are in my school who are helping it, and one may be my girlfriend. After i find them out I am suppose to see if they will be a double agent for the CIA and feed intellegiance from the terrorist cell back to me, if not I am suppose to execute them and go after the terrorist cell with brutality, I know where the cell in based at and i have bugged, and it turns out terrorists like the New England Patriots. I have also been assigned to be transfered over to Mossad to help them take out 10 high priority targets, 1 of them being Bin Laden, in West Bank. After ward I am suppose to go in a undercover assignment in China and gain intellegiance for the Hostel take over by the NATO and set it up so that The Republic of China(Taiwan) can take over. I will also be assigned to guard the Russian Stock pile of Nuclear weapons to keep them from falling into the hands of Iran and Jordan, but you never heard this, as it could be putting you into severe danger also my life will be put in danger by not only the terrorist cell in my area, but also VEVAK and the MSS.
Dude, i just told you, i already killed Osama.
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I made that plane fly over Toast's house over a half an hour ago!
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You think you killed Osama, You could of killed his twin brother Osama Ben Laden.
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Johnathon
June 11, 2009, 12:22 am
You think you killed Osama, You could of killed his twin brother Osama Ben Laden.
How about I just kill you? :arr:
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Wouldn't his twin brother have the same last name of Bin Laden?
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That's would you would think, I know things that would make you think twice about your existence and purpose on this planet. Like Elvis, he is at Area 51.
Edited by Johnathon, June 11, 2009, 2:32 pm.
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Johnathon
June 11, 2009, 2:31 pm
That's would you would think, I know things that would make you think twice about your existence and purpose on this planet. Like Elvis, he is at Area 51.
:r I laughed
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I will soon become a wanted criminal.
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