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Topic Started: April 8, 2009, 9:01 am (1,996 Views)
Hellfire
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lol, you sure did, lol
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NUMBER 2:
Eaten by von Neumann machines

You will need: a single von Neumann machine

Method: A von Neumann machine is any device that is capable of creating an exact copy of itself given nothing but the necessary raw materials. Create one of these that subsists almost entirely on iron, magnesium, aluminum and silicon, the major elements found in Earth's mantle and core. It doesn't matter how big it is as long as it can reproduce itself exactly in any period of time. Release it into the ground under the Earth's crust and allow it to fend for itself. Watch and wait as it creates a second von Neumann machine, then they create two more, then they create four more. As the population of machines doubles repeatedly, the planet Earth will, terrifyingly soon, be entirely eaten up and turned into a swarm of potentially sextillions of machines. Technically your objective would now be complete - no more Earth - but if you want to be thorough then you can command your VNMs to hurl themselves, along with any remaining trace elements, into the Sun. This hurling would have to be achieved using rocket propulsion of some sort, so be sure to include this in your design.

So crazy it might just work.

Earth's final resting place: the bodies of the VNMs themselves, then a small lump of iron sinking into the Sun.

Earliest feasible completion date: Potentially 2045-2050, or even earlier.
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NUMBER 1 WAY TO DESTROY THE EARTH! SPECIAL JUICED REVAMP EDITION! xD:
Hurled into the Sun

You will need: Earthmoving equipment

Method: Hurl the Earth into the Sun. Sending Earth on a collision course with the Sun is not as easy as one might think; even though you don't actually have to literally hit the Sun (send the Earth near enough to the Sun (within the Roche limit), and tidal forces will tear it apart), it's surprisingly easy to end up with Earth in a loopy elliptical orbit which merely roasts it for four months in every eight. But careful planning can avoid this.

This is impossible at our current technological level, but will be possible one day, I'm certain. In the meantime, may happen by freak accident if something comes out of nowhere and randomly knocks Earth in precisely the right direction. Earth's final resting place: a small globule of vaporized iron sinking slowly into the heart of the Sun.

Earliest feasible completion date: Via act of God: 25 years' time. Any earlier and we'd have already spotted the asteroid in question. Via human intervention: given the current level of expansion of space technology, 2250 at best.
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cool! I wonder which one ima use then :P
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Legend
April 26, 2009, 11:36 am
cool! I wonder which one ima use then :P
I prefer the mass driver or even throwing Earth into the sun. Either of those would be cool. :P
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sure would!
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Legend
April 26, 2009, 11:46 am
sure would!
Besides the whole dying part. :arr:
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For some people it might even be worth it :P
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KamikazeHD
April 26, 2009, 11:04 am
Hurl the Earth into the Sun.
I don't know but that just made me laugh.
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Even if an asteroid big enough was coming, if you got 25 years notice, shouldn't you be able to do something about that?
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