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JOKES Thread
Topic Started: April 4, 2009, 9:13 am (274 Views)
Legend
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dammit! I read the last line as I was reading the middle of it and ruined the ending :(
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May 3, 2009, 12:01 pm
dammit! I read the last line as I was reading the middle of it and ruined the ending :(
i read it the first line cause it was in all capitals but i forgot about it until it was at the end. He should put it in spoiler thing


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KnightRider
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Your Moms so fat that i missed a whole season of CSI
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Hmmmm, Blonde joke here, not sure if I have already told this one.

There is a Blonde girl that always has earphones in her ear all the time. When she goes to get her haircut the barber is very careful when snipping around the ear part and he couldn't understand why the Blonde woulnd't take the earphones out.

One day the barber got SOOOO frustrated that he RIPPED the earphones out of her ear and then the Blonde suddenly drops dead, just like that. The barber is like "What the hell!??!" So he takes one of the earphones, puts it in his ear and he hears...

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XD I love that one, Legend. Your jokes are funny. :-D
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."
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