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| Toast | April 27, 2009, 11:46 am Post #21 |
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no i was thinking of a joke while you posted yours so i didnt read it until after ... now we wont ever know who came to the door >.< |
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| Legend | April 27, 2009, 11:47 am Post #22 |
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interrupting cow? |
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| Toast | April 27, 2009, 11:48 am Post #23 |
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Mooo... wait what no? there was no cows at the door, and to be honest I didn't fully think who was going to be at the door yet... give me a minute... I got nothing |
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| Legend | April 27, 2009, 11:49 am Post #24 |
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my joke was funny tho right? Can't rely on Kuzco to get it :P |
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| Toast | April 27, 2009, 11:53 am Post #25 |
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I won't lie.. I lolled xD |
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| Legend | April 27, 2009, 3:01 pm Post #26 |
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That's the whole point eh :D |
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| KnightRider | May 2, 2009, 3:08 am Post #27 |
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lol that is funny. Kuzco that joke was priceless
Edited by KnightRider, May 2, 2009, 3:08 am.
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| Cloud | May 3, 2009, 1:13 am Post #28 |
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I lol'd reel gud. |
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| Johnathon | May 3, 2009, 7:13 am Post #29 |
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One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.' OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and ove r he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. 'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.' The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. 'No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,' commented OJ. The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief , and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can handle this.' The devil smiled and said .. (This is priceless)... 'OK, MONICA, YOU'RE FREE TO GO.' |
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| Toast | May 3, 2009, 7:21 am Post #30 |
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xD I wasn't expecting that. I was iffy about it as I was reading but that last line got me to lol xD |
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