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JOKES Thread
Topic Started: April 4, 2009, 9:13 am (272 Views)
Liam
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I sorta don't get it, lol?
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Kuzco
April 14, 2009, 9:45 pm
I sorta don't get it, lol?
The worst thing is when you gotta explain a joke to someone. :\ Well I can't make that noise on the internet, if I actually tell you it then you'd be laughing. Anyway he uses a chainsaw to cut down trees, and when the manager turns it on, the guy who was cutting down the trees didn't know what that noise was coming out of the chainsaw. So what can you conclude from that?
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Liam
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Yeah, I thought it was that wasn't 100% sure, lol.
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Legend
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Well now when you read it again, you laugh this time...RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
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Liam
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No. I honestly don't, and I get it too D:
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Flavius
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Just read it. Hillarious. My bro (11) read it too and laughed.
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Legend
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Lol Kuzco looks like you got some catching up to do. Even after explaining it you should understand it by now. The joke itself is self explanatory.
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Now let's see if I can remember this one that someone told me about 4 years ago.

There was an Aussie guy, a French guy and a Japanese guy who are all workers and helping build a hotel. The manager each assigned them a task and to take care of some resources.

The manager goes up to the Aussie guy and puts him in charge of the bricks. The manager puts the French guy in charge of the wheelbarrows and the manager puts the Japanese guy in charge of the Supplies.

The manger says "Right so I'll come back in about 3 hours and check to see how you are all doing."

So 3 hours pass by and the manager saw that NO WORK had been done. The manager goes up to the Aussie and asks why no work had been done. The Aussie replies "I didn't receive any bricks at all in a wheelbarrow." So the manager then goes to the French guy and demands an answer as to why he didn't deliver any bricks and why he had no wheelbarrows. The French guy replies "The Japanese guy never supplied them to us."

The manager looks around and couldn't find the Japanese guy anywhere, he asks the French guy "Well where is he?" "He's behind that shed over there." So the manager goes behind the shed, and the Japanese guy jumps out and yells, "SUPPLIES!!!!"
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I suck so bad at jokes >.< uhmmm


knock knock?
ByeBye
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Legend
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You read it all already?
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