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Greetings Earthlings! i-lounge org is now up and running! What is i-lounge org? Well it's a utopia made by former pRO players for retired, active and non-players alike all geared towards interaction and exchange of ideas about various topics from online games to love woes to different aspects of life! We also hold occasional forum and ingame events to promote healthy competition and build a stronger community. So hop aboard, learn more about the people behind the avatars around Midgard, get to win exciting in-game and iRL prizes while making new friends at the same time.
But before you plunge right into the waters, please take time to read our Code of Ethics, for what is a world without a few rules?
Official Rules and Regulations
Section 1: Love your parents
Without them, you're nothing.
Section 2: Love your teachers
Without them, you won't be able to understand any of the things posted in here.
Section 3: Exercise Good Manners and Right Conduct
Say grace before you eat; don't say bad words; respect the ladies, the young ones (Read ONES not ONCE) and the elderly. Respect them especially the female admins and mods. Sexist comments and harassments addressed to the female members and officers of this board will merit you ass spanking and we mean that in a not so kinky manner. This section is for the protection of women and children and is no way an exception to those who think and act like children. So there.
Section 4: Don't play with fire
Flaming is defined as deliberate posts and threads geared to attack a person's character and well-being while Flame-bait is defined as words implied to another person or groups of persons by trying to incite them to flame. Either way you'll get burned, or we'll make sure you do right down to a crisp.
Section 5: Don't be a Sex-starving maniac (or at least try to hide it if you are)
Section 6: Avoid too much spamming
Spam is technically a type of luncheon meat, which is best when deep-fried and used as filling for sandwiches. In other words, if you're a spammer, we will deep-fry you, slap you inside a sandwich, and eat you up eventually... well maybe not.
Section 7: Look both left and right ways and read signs before crossing the street
When creating threads and topics make sure that the topic you are creating is on the right section of the Board. Make sure that no similar topic exists before you post your topic. And some sections have additional rules, so you better read it and follow, you wouldn't want to get ran over by an officer do you?
Section 8: Respect our bandwidth and Dial-up users
Not everyone can afford high-speed Internet nor have them available in their area even if they can afford it.
Section 9: Dress appropriately
Signatures and Avatars that contain images, words and ASCII characters that are considered as offensive, scandalous, libelous and immoral are not permitted.
Section 10: There can be Only ONE
You may have one and ONLY ONE account used for posting here.
Section 11: Don't be such a die-hard fan
Gone were the days where Vilma Santos Fans wage war against Sharon Cuneta Fans. Photos that were taken without the consent of the owners or persons in the picture are prohibited from being posted here. You waive that right when you personally post your pictures in the internet for everyone's viewing.
Section 12: Remember your Philippine history lesson, don't be a Makapili and sell off your countrymen to the Japanese
Bayongs are only allowed if you are playing Pera or Bayong. No exceptions or face our new and improved firing squad.
Section 13: Stop, look, and listen
Don't forget to read the Scribe News for important announcements. Check your emails regularly for official emails sent by Admins of this Board.
Section 14: Trolls and Ewoks are not cute
Trolling means being a prick to everyone or to someone, having your own opinion is one thing, being CinderFury's inflatable toy to everyone else is another. (note by CinderFury: I used to watch Ewoks and my ex-gf gave me a troll for my birthday a long time ago. If you decide to be a troll and ewok you agree without condition to be my toy. So there.)
Section 15: ...and so are Aliens
Do not post in languages or dialects other than Filipino (Tagalog), American English, and basic Japanese (like baka and arigatou). Posting in dialects other than the above mentioned normally causes confusion and are often grounds for unnecessary arguments. (note by CinderFury: British English is allowed too. We are not bigots here, Barok English and Trying-hard English is allowed but if you post using the said language you give the Admins and Mods permission to make fun of you and turn you into our pansy.)
Section 16: Don't be a cry-baby-wussy
Being called a ˜Menyek" is a privilege, not an insult. Don't make it personal.
(CinderFury's Note: Look at Jemski, he wears his Menyek Crown high and proud.)
Section 17: This website is not just about Ragnarok Online
Everyone is welcome here regardless of race, gender, sexual preference, religion, financial standing and cultural differences. It's all about respect. We don't care if in your native country you eat live chicken for breakfast, lunch and dinner as long as you don't shove that chicken up everyone's throat we're okay with it.
Section 18: VIP
We are fair but realize that some members are valued and respected than others because they serve a purpose to the community. Contribute to the good of the community. Those people who help in the fragile eco-system of this board are considered as those at the top of the food chain. Good for nothing leechers will be stepped on and burned to the furnace consistently without question. (CinderFury's Note: You can buy my respect through food and cash. I accept all major credit cards, negotiable instruments, cash equivalents and marketable securities.)
Section 19: Post counts doesn't equate to big bumpers or big d*cks
Quality posts please. In the interest of quality we decided to remove the post counts in some sections.
Section 20: Be sensitive enough of your fellow posters
If you see someone calling another member a pig and responds with a jerk doesn't imply that they are flaming or flame baiting and certainly it does not give you authority to call those persons the same. Be sensitive enough to understand terms of endearment between friends. If you don't know the thin line between love and hate it would be best if you would just shut up.
Section 21: Keep your personal life private
If you personally reveal stuff about yourself you waive your right not to be the official board clown when the admins and mods decide it so. Avoid making confrontations between lovers in this board. If you do so well all surround you, mock you and make fun of you. Such matters should be kept between the parties involved. By posting it here you make it everyone's business.
Section 22: Say "Please" please
If you get sactioned for any offense and thinks you have performed otherwise, we are reasonable so just learn to ask nicely. However, if you opt to piss us off more we will take pleasure in kicking you in the ass and let the door hit you on your way out.
Section 23: Rules are subject to change with or without prior notice
Objections? Proceed to Section 24
Section 24: Don't be such a whiner
Section 25: Follow the Golden Rule
He who has the GOLD, is the Rule. We reserve the right to everything. We made this, therefore, own everything and have all the power. We're allowed to bitchslap you for no apparent reason. If we say 1 + 1 = 3, then we have bent the laws of time and space to make it true, end of story. If we tell you to jump you should reply how high?. And yes, it is great to be Kings and Queens. Dont worry though, We are reasonable people 98% of the time and 2% of the time we are suffering from PMS.
That covers everything for the time being. We thank you for spending a few minutes to read them. So without further ado.. ladies and gentlemen, we present you... iLounge!
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