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2nd show promo
Topic Started: Jun 25 2009, 03:06 PM (58 Views)
FlayFlay

*walks slowly to the ring, absorbing the atmosphere. Grabs a mic from the announce table and gets in the ring*

*looks around at the crowd*

I've only been in Exiled Championship Wrestling for a week but I already love it here! *raises mic in the air to catch the crowds cheers*

But the truth is not everyone here loves me. I know, I know right, impossible isn't it? Let's take my next opponent for example, Soma.. kawakabooboo? I mean how do you even say that? If heaven forbid you guys actually wanted to cheer for him you couldn't! It's ridiculous! Well anyway this Soma...fatymunky guy has challenged me to a match and I promise you one thing, I will be victorious! I can't lose to a guy called Soma...knuts-r-tinee, it would be plain embarrassing!

*poses for the crowd then heads to the back*
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somahkawahho

(The sound of Crush My Opponents Balls begin to play through out the ECW arena. The crowd seems to be confused,because they have never heard this entrance music before in ECW. As the song plays a man standing 6'6 weighing about 350 walks about from behind the curtains. The crowd still seems confused because they have never seen this guy before. The mysterious man walks down towards the ring and climbs in. He stares out into the crowd and begins to laugh to himself. The man then walks over towards the ropes and asks for a microphone.)


Somahkawahho ~: Wow, I can not believe no one in here actually remembers on what I look like. Ok how about this, Hang on one second let me show you something that might remind you who I am.

(Somahkawahho climbs out of the ring and reaches under the ring. Grabbing a 3ft peace pipe and a lighter from out of his pocket. He then precedes to light the giant pipe and takes a monster hit from it. As he exhales a giant cloud of smoke he climbs up back into the ring. )


Somahkawahho ~: Ahh... Alot better now!!....

(The Crowd begins to cheer loudly and begins chanting Somahkawahho's name over and over)

Somahkawahho ~: Now you guys know who I am. Maybe it is this new outfit that I am wearing now. I had to drop the whole indian look for now. I mean trust me. There will be times when I come out here in my awesome headdress. I can not turn my back on my ancestors. Ok enough talk about clothes and what not. Time for me to talk about why I came here to the ECW. Now as all of you noticed my brother Liberty has already made an appearance here this week. Well there is the reason I am here, He called me up earlier this week and asked me to come join ECW. He said there might be some good competition here for the both of us. So here I am ready for a challenge. Now a little bit earlier tonight this guy Flay Flay came out here talking some bs on how he can beat me and blah blah blah blah blah blah.. Well buddy I am guessing you do not know who I am. I am one half of one of the greatest tag teams ever "THE IMPACT PLAYERS!!!". So you might want to get some facts straight before you come out here talking crap about people. It also seems like you do not know how to say my name. Well buddy I will make sure by the end of our match in a couple of weeks. You will know how to say my name very well. Because I will be on you like white on rice. I will show you why they call me an Impact Player!. Now you need to go ask around and find out some more info about me before you come back out here talking trash about me. You might not like what you hear,but hey most people don't. I also kinda think it is funny that someone named Flay Flay talking shit about someone. I mean come on now You name kinda reminds me of something that rhymes with Flay.

(The crowd begins to chant gay over and over)

Somahkawahho ~: Now now people we can not just make fun of this fool for having a crappy name. But yea that is what I was going for there.

(The crowd begins to laugh)


Somahkawahho ~: So yea gay oops I mean Flay.. I can not wait to step in the ring with you to show you and the rest of the people on this roster what I can do. So I hope your ready for a world of hurt, Because I know I sure am ready to show you. Now I need to go find my brother and let him know I have arrived. Now hit my music!!!!!!!!

(Somahkawahho's music begins to play again as he climbs out of the ring and walks up the ramp shaking hands with the fans and giving high fives as he heads back to the back)
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