| Raiders of the Lost Ark alternate ending with Hitler | |
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| Steven1991Productions | Feb 25 2011, 08:07 PM Post #1 |
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I have this crazy idea for a few months. To team up Hitler with the Nazis from Indiana Jones. The story i had in mind was an alternate ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark. There, Indy fails and the Nazis win. The nazis take the Arc of Covenant to Germany, where Hitler opens it despite Jodl telling not to. Hitler and all the other Nazis are killed by the ark, the same way as in the original movie. I'm ready to create this ending for the other fans, but i ask one small thing: i have the movie on DVD, but i just can't copy it. So, is anyone willing to, if he has that scene, to give the infamous ending (only that scene, or the whole movie if he doesn't mind) with those Nazi's dying and melting to me. Anyway to give you an idea: here's a little transscript: Col: Mein Fuhrer, we finally found the Arc of Covenant. Hitler: Finally, it is mine. With this Ark, i shall rule the world. What are we waiting for, open it! Jodl: But mein fuhrer, i don't think it's a good idea. Hitler: Dammit Jodl don't complain again! Jodl: But something horrible could happen. Hitler: For God's sake Jodl, it's God's Arc, so there's nothing horrible. Now open before i force you to open. (Against their will, the nazis open the arc. A huge nice white light comes out of it.) Hitler: It's beautiful!! (Is actually Belloq's line in Indiana Jones, but Hitler speaks it instead. In German.) (The light suddenly turns into an devastating storm of fire) Nazi: This is all your fault mein fuher. Hitler: How should i now this would happen? Nazi: Never underestimate the power of God. Hitler: Thank you, you could have said it before i opened it! (The Nazis are killed when lightning, coming from the Arc, zaps them. Dietrich implodes, Toht melts and Belloq explodes. Hitler is the only one left.) Hitler: DAMN YOU FEGELEIN!!! (A hurricane of fire comes out of the Arc, dragging everything and everybody back into the Arc, including Hitler himself. The Nazis felt the wrath of God, really.) Tell me what you think of it. |
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