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this months OXM
Topic Started: Apr 22 2009, 09:12 AM (37 Views)
anticheebus_DNB
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I saw this and figured it was funny enough to go through the annoyance of typing it in...

this is word for word from the letter's to the editor in the new OXM

Heartfelt Tanks

Dear Humans. This is Tank. You probably know me from the hit Xbox 360 game Left 4 Dead. Well, Tank need to get something off chest. It make Tank sad that as soon as you see him, you start shooting at him. Tank not mindless killing machine. Sure, Tank enjoy smashing human skulls to paste. What 12 foot tall, 800 pound, hooribly mutated creature wouldn't? But there is another side to Tank. Tank also enjoy stamp collecting, scrapbooking, and updating blog under pen name "LoveMuffin". Tank took origami class once at adult-learning annex, but fingers too big, so Tank smash teacher. Got B-minus. So, when you see Tank on streets of city, instead of shooting, try asking Tank how day is going. You may find that you and Tank have more in common than you think. Of course, Tank will still smash you, but you will die having made new friend. And that make Tank happy.

-Tank

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OH GOD HE KNOWS WHERE WE WORK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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oh yeah cheebus well check this out we were just talking about battlefield 1942 the other day

Electronic Arts announced its World War II multiplayer shooter, Battlefield 1943, will arrive on Xbox Live Arcade and the PlayStation Network in June for $15. This is a new game in the Battlefield franchise that allows for 24-player combat in maps inspired by Battlefield 1942. It will be utilizing the Frostbite engine, seen in Battlefield: Bad Company, for environmental destruction.

Three battle locations will be available: Wake Island, Guadalcanal, and Iwo Jima. Players can fight for either the U.S. Marines or Imperial Japanese Navy over land, sea, and air.

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