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MEN are from MARS; Life's observations
Topic Started: 17 Nov 2008, 06:42 PM (153 Views)
UBill
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For many years now while in waiting rooms of all sorts, it has been a pastime of mine to peruse the old magazines and newspapers for 'women's' columns such as that of Dr Miriam Stoppard.
Dr Stoppard deals with letters from the public (mainly women) who have problems within their relationships.

I suspect I am not alone when I claim to get a lot of amusement from the problems and the answers, not to take anything away from the seriousness of the problems!

However a recent column sent me off into thinking mode.

Courtship.............A time when a couple are searching for the key to the toy shop.
Marriage..............The time when you get your own key to the toyshop........................................................BUT you partner can change the locks!
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Things like that always amuse me. And I swear they are all made up. I don't know anyone who does those so last year me and my friend made a really over exaggerated one but it hasn't been in that magazine since. :( :ha:
Edited by MaxMichael, 3 Dec 2008, 07:49 PM.
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I'm from Venus... ;)
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Singstar90210
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Do you mean that "men are from mars, women are from venus" philosophy? I wonder how philosophers came up with that besides Mars being the god of war and Venus being the goddess of love...
Bella: You're kidnapping me, aren't you?
Alice: Sorry, he paid me.
Bella: How much?
Alice: The Porsche. It's exactly the one I stole in Italy.
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I actually have that book, Sing xD

It's quite logical but my husband was reluctant to read it which defeated the object. We got divorced instead :ha:
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Wow. A divorce all because of a book topic. Amazing. :lol:

What was the object of that book anyway?
Bella: You're kidnapping me, aren't you?
Alice: Sorry, he paid me.
Bella: How much?
Alice: The Porsche. It's exactly the one I stole in Italy.
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Tee hee!

Well the idea was to address the very real emotional differences betwixt men and women. There is constantly a complete breakdown in communication where men and women (in relationships), are concerned.

But unless both parties read the book you are not going to benefit and I was a football widow. My husband, although a fair dinkum, nice guy, was obsessed and subsequently very negligent to me and our marriage.

If it was our Anniversary or Valentines night for example, I would surprise him with gifts and a candle-lit meal. I'd be lucky to get a bunch of weeds from the gas station :lol:

Go figure ;)
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Why didn't you just tell him straightforwardly? Communication's one of the most important things to preserve a marriage.
Bella: You're kidnapping me, aren't you?
Alice: Sorry, he paid me.
Bella: How much?
Alice: The Porsche. It's exactly the one I stole in Italy.
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He wasn't a good communicator or listener in that regard. All he cared about was his football!! I sometimes used to write in letter form about some issues but it made no real impact so you tend to give up after a while. :$
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How about trying to imply it... in football terms? You know, try to speak his language.
Bella: You're kidnapping me, aren't you?
Alice: Sorry, he paid me.
Bella: How much?
Alice: The Porsche. It's exactly the one I stole in Italy.
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