Gorilla Removal

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Gorilla Removal; Joke
Topic Started: 23 Oct 2009, 10:57 AM (25 Views)
Sig226	23 Oct 2009, 10:57 AM Post #1
Sergeant Posts: 235 Group: Members Member #27 Joined: 8 November 2008	A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are you going to do", the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
	We are the Pilgrims, Master We shall go always a little further, It may be beyond the last blue mountain barred with snow, Across that angry or glimmering sea … (from the 'Golden Road to Samarkand' )


High Priestess	17 Nov 2009, 03:12 AM Post #2
Administrator Posts: 3,311 Group: Administrators Member #1 Joined: 19 June 2008	Haha! Nowt like a bit of monkey business



Dolphin	18 Nov 2009, 01:31 AM Post #3
Sergeant Posts: 238 Group: Members Member #11 Joined: 27 October 2008	Nice one L O. Is that what you call gorilla warfare eh. Dolphin.



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