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Automobile Challenged
Topic Started: 12 Feb 2009, 02:02 PM (53 Views)
Cajunbug 12 Feb 2009, 02:02 PM Post #1
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Do you know what a 710 is?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven -hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.' She went on to say that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circ le and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'Is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'
If you're not sure what a 710 is http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
Edited by Cajunbug, 12 Feb 2009, 02:05 PM.
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Ruum Taedor 12 Feb 2009, 02:47 PM Post #2
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LOL good one, Caj! I'll remember that one.
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Singstar90210 15 Feb 2009, 03:39 AM Post #3
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:lol: Wow. That is a good one! :ha:
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