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| Three daughters | |
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| Topic Started: 2 Feb 2009, 09:20 PM (48 Views) | |
| Janny | 2 Feb 2009, 09:20 PM Post #1 |
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A man has 3 daughters. The man is reading his paper in his easy chair when one of his daughters walks up and says "Daddy, why am I named Rosebud?" The man replied "Because when you were born a little rosebud fell on your forehead." The little girl walked off. Another little girl walks up and says "Daddy, why am I named Dandelion?" The man said "Because when you were born a little dandelion fell on your forehead." The little girl walked off. The third little girl walks up and starts to babble like a retard, and the man said "Shut up, Anvil!" |
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| High Priestess | 4 Feb 2009, 01:27 PM Post #2 |
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LOL good one Janny 
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| Maurrie | 9 Feb 2009, 07:25 AM Post #3 |
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poor poor baby........lol........ |
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