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Born again?
Topic Started: 15 Jan 2009, 12:22 PM (31 Views)
Hoggy 15 Jan 2009, 12:22 PM Post #1
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Charlie, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants
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Maurrie 19 Jan 2009, 03:29 PM Post #2
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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~Chinese Proverb
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