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| Senior Dress Code | |
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| Topic Started: 15 Jan 2009, 12:18 PM (36 Views) | |
| Hoggy | 15 Jan 2009, 12:18 PM Post #1 |
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SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us "Old Folks" (those near 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a zimmer frame |
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| Maurrie | 19 Jan 2009, 03:31 PM Post #2 |
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#12......... 
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