Working Because Of Intelligence

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Working Because Of Intelligence
Topic Started: 31 Dec 2008, 11:49 AM (43 Views)
MaxMichael	31 Dec 2008, 11:49 AM Post #1
Rory The Lion Posts: 220 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: 24 October 2008	Two men are digging a pit in the schorching hot weather. One man says: "Why are we doing this and our boss is just in the shade of the tree?" The other man replies: "Uhm. I'm not sure, I'll go ask." The man climbs out of the pit and then walks over to boss, he asks: "Why are we doing this when you are just watching?" Their boss replies: "Intelligence" "Intelligence?" "Yes", said the boss, "Look, I'll put my hand on the tree and you punch it, OK?" The man went to punch his boss' hand and the boss moved his hand away at the last second. "Intelligence", said the boss. The man went back into the pit. "And?" said the other worker. "Intelligence", he said. "Intelligence?" The man put his hand on his face and said: "Try and hit my hand with your shovel"
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Maurrie	31 Dec 2008, 07:51 PM Post #2
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