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The Waiting Room
Topic Started: 28 Dec 2008, 01:56 AM (56 Views)
Maurrie	28 Dec 2008, 01:56 AM Post #1
Warrant Officer Posts: 654 Group: Members Member #41 Joined: 25 November 2008	There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.” The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M." The third father opens the window and jumps out. The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?" One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.” The nurse asks, "Why?" He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"
	A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~Chinese Proverb


MaxMichael	30 Dec 2008, 08:15 PM Post #2
Rory The Lion Posts: 220 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: 24 October 2008	Very cool. So the third nurse comes out juggling 7 babies?
	I'm up here, come and get me!


Maurrie	30 Dec 2008, 09:28 PM Post #3
Warrant Officer Posts: 654 Group: Members Member #41 Joined: 25 November 2008	Think it would have to be more than one nurse......unless they were reallly teeen tiny.....but what a shock to the system.......one at a time is more than enough work........lol
	A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~Chinese Proverb


MaxMichael	31 Dec 2008, 11:38 AM Post #4
Rory The Lion Posts: 220 Group: Members Member #6 Joined: 24 October 2008	Well, that made me laugh, which reminds of a joke I'll post.
	I'm up here, come and get me!


Maurrie	31 Dec 2008, 07:50 PM Post #5
Warrant Officer Posts: 654 Group: Members Member #41 Joined: 25 November 2008	oh goody.........love jokes
	A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. ~Chinese Proverb


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