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Mr. Syntax Aug 2 2009, 10:53 PM Post #1
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Hi ZBCode people!

Greetings from the land of punctuation! I would introduce you to the rest of my family, but they're all asleep. In fact, I think they are in a "comma"...hee hee... get it?

As you have probably heard, I've been hired to be the new mascot of ZBCode. I will be the champion of proper coding, encourager of innovative modifications, overseer of browser compatibility issues and maybe kick a little IE ass. Or maybe I won't do any of that, and will just hang out with the cool coder people they tell me are members here. I would like to thank those who brought me here, and a special shout out to Will, hey Dude! You were right. This is a great place. Hey, where's my office? And do I get to pick my own administrative assistant? I have my eye on Miss Ampersand. Oo la la, she is a sweet one! And, uh, very....... efficient. I hear her specialty is arranging connections, something I am quite interested in.

Being the official mascot, I do have some special powers. For instance, I can sprinkle colon dust on your requests and cause them to be irresistable to the coding staff here. I can also bend the time continuum and get you your code request to you the day before you ask for it. But wait...then how will you know it was for you since you didn't request it yet? Oh well, I guess I'll have to work on those time continuum bugs.

Did somebody say there were cookies in the lounge? It is well known that I can be bribed with cookies (and tacos--but leave out the jalapenos please. I don't want a visit from Bernie Bottoms). Well, I guess that's enough for an intro. Unless you'd like to ask some questions.

O, as my first official act, let me leave you a public service announcement about a false email that is currently circulating.

If you receive an email from the Department of Health
telling you not to eat canned / tinned pork because of
swine flu..............

Ignore it.
It's just Spam.

No, no. Don't thank me. I'm just looking out for all of you.
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Delirium Aug 2 2009, 10:59 PM Post #2
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Why would your family being in a coma be funny? You have some kind of sick humor.
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Dorith Aug 2 2009, 11:23 PM Post #3
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Wait, so you REALLY have special powers? :glare:
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Mr. Syntax Aug 2 2009, 11:46 PM Post #4
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Why would your family being in a coma be funny? You have some kind of sick humor.
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In fact, I think they are in a "comma"...hee hee... get it?


coma = not funny

comma = funny

Apparently you didn't get it.....ah well....

And Dorith, yes indeed. My superpowers are legendary. In fact, I used to have a cape. Where is my cape?




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Dorith Aug 3 2009, 01:24 AM Post #5
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The cookie monster probably stole that too :glare:
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Delirium Aug 3 2009, 10:20 AM Post #6
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Mr. Syntax
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Delirium
Aug 2 2009, 10:59 PM
Why would your family being in a coma be funny? You have some kind of sick humor.
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In fact, I think they are in a "comma"...hee hee... get it?


coma = not funny

comma = funny

Apparently you didn't get it.....ah well....




Comma refers to coma. It's wordplay. I got it. :glare:
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Will Aug 3 2009, 10:33 AM Post #7
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A healthy introduction from what I hope to be will be a long life from you, Mr. Syntax. Welcome to the Community!

Go easy on the younglings.... And Delirium... (Who by the looks of it just might be your new enemy... ) :P
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Mr. Syntax Aug 3 2009, 10:55 AM Post #8
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*Mr. Syntax backs up.....beep, beep, beep....*

Perhaps my humor chip is malfunctioning. I'll see if I can find a new one on ebay.

*offers Delirium a cookie.*

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Delirium Aug 3 2009, 02:49 PM Post #9
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Well your fail chip must be overcompensating for your humor chip loss. :r
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(Who by the looks of it just might be your new enemy... )
Oh, it's on. :glare:
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Mr. Syntax Aug 3 2009, 04:18 PM Post #10
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I have an enemy? Already? O my. :O

* Mr. Syntax reads up on his contract compensation clause for mascot abuse.*
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