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Gunfight at the OK Corral; Tamerlane Edition
Topic Started: Feb 6 2010, 02:18 AM (20,030 Views)
Crotch of Tamerlane
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Father, I firmly do believe-
I know- for Death, who comes for me
From regions of the blest afar,
Where there is nothing to deceive,
Hath left his iron gate ajar,
And rays of truth you cannot see
Are flashing thro' Eternity-
I do believe that Eblis hath
A snare in every human path-
Else how, when in the holy grove
I wandered of the idol, Love,
Who daily scents his snowy wings
With incense of burnt offerings
From the most unpolluted things,
Whose pleasant bowers are yet so riven
Above with trellis'd rays from Heaven,
No mote may shun- no tiniest fly-
The lightning of his eagle eye-
How was it that Ambition crept,
Unseen, amid the revels there,
Till growing bold, he laughed and leapt
In the tangles of Love's very hair?

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Break the rules, and I'll shank you in places you didn't know you could be shanked, yeah?
Edited by Crotch of Tamerlane, Feb 17 2010, 10:33 PM.
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Lynch
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Crotch
 
Break the rules, and I'll shank you in places you didn't know you could be shanked, yeah?

Like on the moon? I'd have thought it unlikely I could get shanked on the moon, the logistics alone would be... complicated.
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Lynch
Feb 6 2010, 04:06 AM
Crotch
 
Break the rules, and I'll shank you in places you didn't know you could be shanked, yeah?

Like on the moon? I'd have thought it unlikely I could get shanked on the moon, the logistics alone would be... complicated.
James Bond's been there, shanked that (Moonraker, 1979, people). Considering your Roger Moore avatar, Lynch, I'm surprised you let your guard down against the perils of moon-shanking. :3 Be vigilant!

... I wonder if there are moon zombies...
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"The Bounty Hunters are zed spies and they are using the power of the zombie hordes to reign (sp) down on us.... [They] enjoy following the hordes because that's where their strength lies. They themselves are just tools of the horde mind. They do not care about zerging, only about power and who has it, them or someone else. Zerging is just the thing they use to rally new players and decent players around. They are cheating themselves, I believe this 100%. There is no way they have that many players working together. No freakin way."
- St Aden / JohnnyDeuce, Occasional victim of ~20 zerg hunters.
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Edited by binlaggin, Feb 6 2010, 12:29 PM.
Allah comes soon here is the truth infidels.

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Isaiah 46-11 Calling a ravenous bird from the east, the man that executeth my counsel from a far country: yea, I have spoken it, I will also bring it to pass; I have purposed it, I will also do it.
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I shanked a moon once. Or was it a space station? idk man.
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[color=#5a70b3]STOP! it's [i]Zenburg[/i] time[/color]
MarcusFilby
Feb 6 2010, 07:39 AM
... I wonder if there are moon zombies...
definitely, did you not see simpsons the movie? scratchy came back to life on the moon!
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Crotch of Tamerlane
Dec 17 2009, 12:08 PM
Anything I suggest is going to end up being an animated .gif of a wang.
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Apr 24 2010, 04:51 PM
*waves a nurse outfit enticingly at Zenburg?*
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AegisTyra
Feb 6 2010, 10:13 PM
I shanked a moon once. Or was it a space station? idk man.
Don't touch me D:
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Is this a different OK Corral.. *loads her shotgun*

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Yes, this is now a thread for discussing advanced UD tactics, such as moon-shanking or getting Crotch to do all your paperwork.
So where are the soft and squishy bits on a moon, anyway? Is it like Endor where you have to get ewoks to help you shank it in the shield generator before you can move in for the kill?
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"The Bounty Hunters are zed spies and they are using the power of the zombie hordes to reign (sp) down on us.... [They] enjoy following the hordes because that's where their strength lies. They themselves are just tools of the horde mind. They do not care about zerging, only about power and who has it, them or someone else. Zerging is just the thing they use to rally new players and decent players around. They are cheating themselves, I believe this 100%. There is no way they have that many players working together. No freakin way."
- St Aden / JohnnyDeuce, Occasional victim of ~20 zerg hunters.
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