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| Tweet Topic Started: 28th January 2009 - 08:52 PM (326 Views) | |
| Post #1 28th January 2009 - 08:52 PM | Sprout |
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Chapter One- An Unexpected Request Sprout was relaxing on the beach. It was a bright, sunny day in Magmos, and, like all bright, sunny days in Magmos, nothing was happening. Sprout's self-imposed job was to safeguard Magmos from big threats, like extradimensional evil adventuring parties, giant demons, and telemarketers. Of course, they NEVER attacked on nice, sunny days like this one, so Sprout was stuck doing nothing. Again. The young Eevee, Luna, slept peacefully next to him. Sprout had rescued her from a burning orphanage, and began to look after her. During a rather unfourtunate event that Sprout has always kept a fire extinguisher at hand because of, Sprout learned of her pyrokinetic abilities- the ability to control fire with her mind. Being about three years old, of course, Luna was not aware of this ability, and had a tendancy to set it off at random when she was scared or angered. Moving aside from Luna for a moment, Sprout stared at the vast, sapphire ocean. Magmos was a very industrious nation, but it never (rarely) polluted the surrounding area. Sprout was distracted from his thoughts, however, when a finger tapped on his shoulder. Sprout looked up at his interruptor, and found Mechana, the president of the Magmos region looking at him, occasionally glancing at Luna uneasily. "Sprout. We've been friends for a while now, and-", Mechana said, before being cut off by Sprout. "No, Mech, you can't have Luna. She's under my protection.", Sprout quipped, before returning to his book. "Now listen, Sprout! Luna may be under your protection, but she's a threat to Magmos and it's residents! If we take her to a govenment facility, she'll be comfortable and happy until she can control her powers!", Mech snapped at Sprout. Sprout looked up for a moment. Mech never acted like this. "A threat to Magmos? You think this cute little Eevee threatens your nation's security?", Sprout replied, gesturing at the sleeping Eevee. Luna sneezed cutely, and a nearby bush caught on fire. Sprout stared at the fire for a moment before putting it out with magic and looking at Mech. "Ok, maybe she could start a forest fire and wipe out a few cities... but I think I can handle her. I'm strong enough- I can defeat demons, Mech. Ten story tall demons. I THINK I can handle a baby Eevee who just happens to have the ability to cause nearby objects to spontaneously combust.", Sprout said, rolling his eyes at Mech and returning to his book once more. "I thought you'd be like this, Sprout. That's why i've come with a deal- I will arrange a fighting tourney later today. Whoever wins will gain legal guardianship of Luna. I know you're strong, Sprout, but if there's someone stronger, they should take care of Luna.", Mech replied, hoisting his weaponry high. "...Fine. I'll come to this little tourney of yours. And I will cream anyone that is unlucky enough to be paired up with me.", Sprout said, smirking, drawing one of his blades. "That's good to hear. To prevent you from running off with her, Luna will stay in the judge's booth from now until someone wins. Before Sprout could protest, Mech touched Luna, waking her up, and teleported both of them away. Sprout sighed and collected his stuff, marching back to his house in the forest. As much as he liked fighting, the fate of his friend was at stake. Sprout HAD to win this tournament.. for Luna's sake. |
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| Post #2 28th January 2009 - 09:21 PM | Sprout |
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Chapter Two- Round One It was time. The entries had been cast, the tournament was underway. Sixteen combatants had been selected. One would emerge. The three judges looked down upon the field. Sprout stared at the three that would determine the outcome of a match in case of a tie. There was Jolt- Magmos's Chief Justice, Janine, a good friend of Sprout's, and Irwin, a clever robot Mechana had engineered to assist with common problems the civilians faced. The crowd was wild with cheering as Sprout watched the live video feed from the preperation room. There were fifteen others- Sprout knew nearly all of them- and they were all strong combatants. "Grid Positions are up!", Jolt shouted, posting a poster on the wall post-haste. Everyone gathered around to see it. Dakrhunter Grounded Bird Wusodoolo Nemaru Blade Lucas Yami Nova Mechana Bob the Shop Guy Ling Rayquaza Sprout Lolnaruto1337 Cyhunt Hero Sprout twitched. Everyone on this list looked powerful. Sprout was very powerful, but a misstep could cost him the Tournament AND Luna. But it was no time to despair- because the Tournament was under way. "ROUND ONE!", shouted Jolt. Dakrhunter and Bird stood in the arena, facing each other. "Dakrhunter versus Grounded Bird... FIGHT!" The action immediatly started. Bird threw an egg at Dakr which exploded on impact. "HY!!!!! IM REPOTING U 2 GM RNDOM ATKER!!!!!!!!1!!3", Dakr yelled, before running off stage. Everyone stared at him for a moment, silenced. "Remind me why we let him in, again?", Jolt asked Janine, who shrugged. "Bird wins!", Irwin shouted. Everyone cheered. "Wusodoolo versus Nemaru... FIGHT!" Nemaru leaped into the air and lunged at Wuso, who dodged expertly. "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!", shouted Wuso, who piledrived Nemaru into the ground. Nemaru grunted, leaped out of the hole.. and was kicked into the stands by Wuso. "I win.", Wuso gloated, running off to the waiting room. "Wuso wins!", Irwin shouted. "Blade versus Lucas.... FIGHT!" Huh. Sprout had never seen this blade person before. He looked menacing. He drew a long blade, and prepared to attack Lucas, who started generating electricity... until... "LUCAS, I LOVE YOU!", shouted an adoring fan. Lucas sparked for a moment, before something clicked. "WHAT?!?! THE BARNS ON FIRE??! OH NO!!", he yelled, before running through a wall out of the arena. "Umm... Blade wins?", Irwin said, a little confused. "Yami versus Nova.. FIGHT!" Now, Sprout thought. THIS would be a fun match. Both Yami and Nova were pretty equal competitors and-.. wait. Nova just left to go deal with something. Nevermind. "Yami wins!", Irwin shouted. "Mechana versus Bob the Shop Guy... FIGHT!" Mechana pulled a large wrench out of nowhere, and Bob stared at it. "..Dang. Why did I sign up for this?", he lamented. Sprout heard the sounds of a large metal wrench beating a shopkeeper up. "Mechana wins!", Irwin shouted. "Ling-Ling versus Rayquaza... FIGH- AUUGSHSEESFSSVVS!" Jolt shouted, as Rayquaza began to chase him, breaking through several layers of sandstone to do it. "...Uhm.. Rayquaza is disqualified.. Ling wins?", said a very shaken Irwin. "Sprout versus Lolnaruto1337.. fight..", said Jolt, limping back with Rayquaza-shaped fang marks covering his body. Sprout grinned. Now it was his turn. His opponent, breifly distracted with a strange obsession with laying down new tiling in the arena, was made short work of, ending up in a crumpled heap on the ground. "wats a sprout?", he asked, before falling unconsious. "Sprout wins!", Irwin shouted, glancing around nervously. "Final round!... Cyhunt versus Hero... FIGHT!" Cyhunt was a very large green dragon. Compared to Hero, this looked like a very short fight. It was. Cyhunt left the stage looking quite pleased at her recent meal. "Cyhunt wins!", Irwin shouted. "Thus ends Round 1! Round 2 will commence shortly.." Sprout grinned. It was time for things to REALLY heat up. |
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| Post #3 28th January 2009 - 09:50 PM | Sprout |
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Chapter Three- Round Two Jolt entered the room and edited the tourney grid. It now read: Grounded Bird Wusodoolo Blade Yami Mechana Ling Sprout Cyhunt Sprout grimaced. He would have to fight Cyhunt- Cyhunt, in addition to being a dragon, was larger than Sprout, even in his Dragon Form. If he was lucky enough to not be eaten, he would have a tough fight ahead of him. "ROUND TWO! Bird versus Wusodoolo.. FIGHT!", Irwin shouted, ducking behind a protective wall he had set up during the intermission. Wuso was the first to move this time, rushing at Bird in preperation to punch her. Bird jumped out of the way and threw an egg at him, leaving him reeling. Wuso rushed at her again, but her speed outmatched Wuso's, leaving Wuso weakened from the egg barrage. Suddenly, though, she realized something. "Crud! I'm out of eggs!", she yelled. Wuso saw his chance and lunged at her, delivering a solid blow to her head. She yelled in pain, and rolled out of the way of Wuso's kickdrop. "Wuso.. would you like for me to.. entertain you for a moment?", she asked as a last resort, smiling seductivly at Wusodoolo. "No.", Wuso said, kicking her off the stage. "Wusodoolo wins!", Janine shouted. "Blade versus Yami... FIGHT!" Yami began to cast a spell as Blade rushed at her. The stage was suddenly enveloped in darkness. Sprout looked up for a moment. Yami excelled in darkness. Blade would have a tough time beating her in that. Suddenly, the darkness dissipated. Yami was lying on the ground, injured badly, with Blade standing on top of her, smirking. He was unharmed. "Blade wins!?!", Janine shouted, partially in disbelief. He snarled and walked off stage. "Mechana versus Ling.. FIGHT!" Mechana threw a small device onto the ground before Ling. Ling had no intention to find out what it was, and jumped over it. Mechana smirked, and the device suddenly extended, grabbing Ling and imprisoning them in a cage. Mechana smiled and threw the cage off the stage. "Mechana wins!", Janine shouted, eying the cage uneasily. Wow. If Sprout ever beat Cyhunt, Mech would be even harder. If he got caught in something like that, it would be all over. "Sprout versus Cyhunt.. FIGHT!" Cyhunt growled affectionatly at Sprout. "Little one, just because I love you does not mean I won't hesitate to eat you. You'll just come right back out in an egg, and nothing will have changed. Good luck, little one!", she encouraged, licking her lips. Sprout grinned uneasily. Cyhunt was technically his mother, as she gave him his draconic form by transforming him into an egg when he was injured badly. However, his druidic magic would cause him to emerge unharmed if she did that again, and if he let himself be eaten, the fight would be over. Sprout drew his blades and cast a spell at Cyhunt, entangling her in vines. She uprooted the vines with her strength, and lunged at Sprout, trying to pin him down. Sprout jumped out of the way and landed on her back. She roared in surprise and took off into the air. "Looks like this will be an aerial battle now!", Janine shouted as they circled the air above the arena. Sprout held on with all of his strength, but being one himself, he knew that if a dragon didn't want you on her back, you wouldn't remain on it for long. Sprout managed to get a firm grip and began to slash at Cyhunt. Most of the attacks bounced off of her thick scales, but some got through. Cyhunt quivered, and did a loop in the air. Sprout was unprepared for this, and lost his grip, plummeting to the arena floor below. Before he could cast a spell that would slow his fall, he was enveloped by green fire. It ruined his spell and nearly knocked him unconsious, as he fell to the ground below. Cyhunt took her chance, and swooped down onto him as he fell, driving him onto the arena and pinning him down with her claws. Sprout was still woozy, but he watched in frusturation as she placed him gently in her mouth. The saliva was warm and slimy, and Sprout shivered, as he was about to be swallowed. Regaining his strength, he tried to escape, but Cyhunt's massive teeth blocked his path. As he felt Cyhunt begin to swallow her prey, he attempted to cast one last spell in desperation. He didn't want to end up in an egg for a week, and he HAD to win this tournament, for Luna's sake. Sprout finished casting the spell, and launched a bolt of fire at the roof of Cyhunt's mouth. Cyhunt roared in pain, and Sprout took the opportunity to jump out of her maw, transforming into a green dragon. "Sprout seems to have escaped Cyhunt's stomach for now, and has transformed into a dragon!", Janine exclaimed. "Heehee.. you are quite clever, Sprout. Tasty, too. I'll make sure to swallow you quickly next time.", Cyhunt mused, as she took off into the air after him. "Ah.. but what if there isn't a next time?", Sprout asked, as he turned around and dive-bombed Cyhunt, breathing emerald fire on her. She roared in pain, and Sprout raked her with his claws, sending her plummeting to the ground. Sprout transformed into a human and landed expertly on the arena floor, Cyhunt falling out-of-bounds right behind him. "SPROUT WINS!", Janine shouted as the audience erupted into applause. It was a great match. Cyhunt got up off the ground and looked at Sprout happily. "You did well, Little One. Good luck!", she said, licking Sprout on the face. Sprout smiled at her and dashed into the waiting room, ready for Round Three- the semi-finals. "And with that, ends Round Three! The next round will be amazing.. I hope. It shall begin shortly. Good luck to all the contestants!", Janine shouted, as the audience cheered. Edited by Sprout, 28th January 2009 - 09:51 PM.
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| Post #4 28th January 2009 - 10:28 PM | Sprout |
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Chapter Four- Mechana versus Sprout "We are now entering the semi-finals of the Lunar Fighting Tournament! We've seen some pretty amazing matches in the past round. These four fighters have come a long way, and are all ready to win. We go now to our tournament grid.", Jolt shouted Wusodoolo Blade Mechana Sprout "Are you all ready? Then.. ROUND THREE! Wusodoolo versus Blade... FIGHT!" Blade stared at Wusodoolo with empty eyes. He was silent. Wuso, however, wasn't. "YOU READY TO GO DOWN, BLADE?", he shouted, charging at him. Blade simply lifted his sword to block Wuso's flurry of punches, before delivering a powerful blow to Wuso's head. Wuso flew backwards, quickly jumping up and rushing at Blade again. Blade never flinched. He kept repelling Wuso's blows and delivering massive attacks. "Wuso is getting beaten pretty badly there..", Jolt said. Wuso charged once more, but this time, blade grabbed him with his free hand around the neck. Wuso struggled but was helpless against Blade's steel grip. Wuso was enveloped in a dark aura, and suddenly slid to the ground, unconsious. A team of medics ran over and rushed him away. Blade's facial expression never changed. "Blade.. wins..?", Janine said in shock. Wuso was a very strong competitor. To see him be defeated like that was.. unnerving. "The next match should be a treat, folks! First up, we've got Mechana V. Pyra, our president and a skilled engineer! Specializing in mechanical combat, his devices are second-to-none in battle! And of course, we've got Sprout, Magmos's resident Druid! Using his Nature Magic and draconic form to his advantage, many of his foes have ended up in his belly, not standing a chance. Mechana versus Sprout... FIGHT!", Janine shouted, regaining her composure from the last match. Sprout smirked at Mech, and drew his blades, rushing at his opponent. Mech did likewise with his wrench and the two exchanged blows, neither allowing the other to get an attack in. Sprout feinted, and casted a quick spell, causing four tendrils to erupt from the ground and ensnare Mech. Sprout got a large blow in, and Mech was knocked back a few yards. Recovering quickly, Mech pulled a small grenade out of his belt pouch, and lobbed it at Sprout. Sprout caught it with his free hand, and began to smirk. "Heh. You're gonna get blown up if you keep holding onto that, Sprout.", Mech gloated. "Actually, i'm pretty sure that only works if you pull the pin.", Sprout sighed, and pulled the pin. He lobbed it at Mech, who was too surprised to react. It exploded in his hands, and Mech's face was covered in soot. "Ok. Now i'm serious!", Mech announced, pressing a button on his belt, which formed itself into a mechanical dragon, with Mech controlling it mentally from a safe place in the dragon's clockwork skull. Sprout smirked and transformed into a dragon himself. Mech grinned. "You're too predictable, Sprout!", he shouted, as the clockwork dragon reared up and breathed a pinkish, foulsmelling gas at Sprout. Sprout coughed, and quickly tranformed back into a human. "Heheh! Dragonsbane Extract! Sprout, i've thought of EVERYTHING!", Mech said, as the Clockwork Dragon slammed it's tail into him. Sprout drew his blades and began to attack. The beast's metallic hide was too hard for Sprout to penetrate in human form, and he couldn't risk tranforming into a dragon with that Dragonsbane attack. "Blast it, Mech! You really have planned for everything, haven't you?", he shouted in frusturation, as he was hit by one of the dragon's mighty claws. Sprout was pinned to the ground, unable to move, his sword several feet away from him. "Ciao for now, Sprout!", Mech said, as the dragon swallowed it's prey. "Ouch! That can't be comfortable. We'll have to see if Sprout can make it out of this one. "I can prove it to you! RoboCyhunt, lay an egg!", he shouted, as the apparently female mechanical dragon complied. An egg laid outside the arena borders a moment later, twitching. It released steam, and slid open, revealing... a cardboard cutout of Sprout? "Wait! If Sprout isn't in that egg.. then.. where-", Mech shouted, as RoboCyhunt twitched. A spark flew from out of her back.. and it exploded, with Sprout jumping out, holding a bunch of wiring. RoboCyhunt fell, and Mech stumbled out, a little shaken. "But... how did you escape?!? I modeled it after Cyhunt!", Mech asked in disbelief. "Simple. I always carry a cardboard cutout of myself around. I simply had to place that in front of me, and it was the thing being egged instead of me!", Sprout said, smirking at Mech. "Wait.. How do you carry that?!? THAT'S COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS!", Mech shouted, pulling his giant wrench out of nowhere. "I WILL END THIS!", he yelled. Sprout merely grinned. "Ready for this?!?", he shouted. "COSPLAY ATTACK!" Sprout began to change. His body shrunk, he grew wings, and in a few seconds, he had transformed into a perfect copy of Rouge the Bat. "Now then! Ciao to YOU, Mech!", s/he shouted as s/he dived at a thourougly confused Mech, placing a kiss on cheek. Mech froze up, and Rouge/Sprout simply threw him off the side of the stage. S/he transformed back into Sprout, and smirked at Mech. "You're not the only one with a few new tricks, Mech!", Sprout said, doing a pose. The audience went crazy. "SPROUT WINS!", Janine shouted, jumping up and clapping. Sprout grinned and panted for a moment. It was a tough fight- but Sprout's knowledge of Cyhunt's digestive tract had prevailed once again. |
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| Post #5 28th January 2009 - 11:13 PM | Sprout |
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Chapter Five- The Final Round "Alright folks! It's come down to this.. Blade, the mysterious swordsman, versus Sprout, the draconic druid! A quick recap of their fighting history!", Janine shouted "First up, we have round one. Blade scored an easy win over Lucas when the robot was distracted by a misphrased cheer! Meanwhile, Sprout pwnd a noobzor with his mad 1337 skillz! Also, please hit me if I talk like that again.", Jolt said. "Then, in Round Two, Blade defeated Yami, the Queen of Darkness, in her own element, for a surprising victory. Sprout defeated the dragon Cyhunt, narrowly escaping being transformed into an egg once again!", Irwin replied "And finnally, last round, Blade easily defeated Wusodoolo, knocking him unconsious with a dark energy attack, while Sprout narrowly escaped defeat by President Mechana and RoboCyhunt. That druid seems to get eaten by dragons a lot.. it's almost as if he likes it or something...", Janine shouted. "And now.. in the tan corner, we have Blade! Using a long katana as his weapon and never actually saying anything, will this newcomer defeat his opponent and earn the guardianship of Luna? Or.. in the slightly darker tan corner, will Sprout, the Draconic Druid, the Daggerdancer, the Guy Who Gets Eaten By Dragons Alot pull ahead and retain Luna's guardianship? We will have to see... and now.. THE FINAL ROUND... BLADE VERSUS SPROUT......FIGHT!", Janine shouted, before hiding behind Irwin's protective screen along with Jolt and Luna. Sprout drew his blades and stared at his opponent. Based on his fight history, bad things happened if you attacked him first. Sprout assumed a defensive stance and prepared a spell to cast while his opponent simply stood there, staring at him with, cold, soulless eyes. A full minute went by with nothing happening. No sound was made. Even the wind was silent. Finnally, Sprout got fed up. "Ok, seriously, dude. Are you just going to sit there for half an hour, or do I need to come over there and- ARRRGH!", Sprout began to rant, before he was slashed by Blade, who moved at lightning speeds at him. Dang! This guy was FAST! Sprout would need magic to beat him. Sprout cast the spell that he had prepared, and Blade was rooted to the ground. Sprout grinned, and lunged at Blade, but suddenly, Blade vanished into a dark vortex. He reappeared behind Sprout, and delivered a flurry of punches to his back. Wait.. Both of those moves were also used by Yami and Wusodoolo... What could that mean?, Sprout thought to himself, while despretly trying to parry Blade's furious onslaught of swordstrikes. This wasn't going very well! Sprout changed tactics. He transformed into a dragon, and lunged at Blade, who simply grinned. "You've given me all i've ever wanted, Sprout.", he said, much to the surprise of everyone. Blade teleported onto Sprout's back. Sprout suddenly felt a great presence of evil- coming from Blade. Sprout struggled to get him off, but Blade had a firm grip. He cast a spell and suddenly Sprout found himself with a black leather saddle and reins, as if he was a clumsy horse. He quickly tried to shift back into a human, but he found that he couldn't. The saddle's dark power overwhelmed him. He found himself in immense pain, and Blade laughed evilly. "I had to come all this way, but it's worth it! I now have a mount worthy to ride. Now, I depart!", he gloated, casting a dark spell and teleporting him and Sprout somewhere else. Everyone was confused. It had happened so fast. Despite the confusion, it was pretty obvious what had happened to everyone- Blade was some kind of evil fellow that had kidnapped Sprout to use as a mount. Mech was simply staring at the place they had once been, his jaw open as wide as the broad side of a burning barn, and Cyhunt wept great draconic tears of sorrow and anger. The audience was escorted out of the arena, and the judges met up with the stronger contestants. "Ok. I don't know what happened there, but we need to get Sprout back. I don't know what that jerk is planning, but i'm worried that he will do something horrible to Sprout if we don't do anything soon!", Janine said, trying to hold tears in. "My little one is physically strong, but that Blade character controls horrible magic. I fear that Sprout will become corrupted by that shadow magic if we do not hurry.", Cyhunt replied, still obviously very upset at the loss of her only child. "I can attune my portal to the frequency that Blade teleported them to, but it will take a few hours. I will gladly do this, as long as you allow me to have guardianship of Luna after we- HEY!", Mech began, before he was pinned to the ground by Cyhunt. "If you even dare to do something like that, I will devour you, Mechana!", she roared. "Ok, Ok! I'll let Sprout take care of her!", he said meekishly as Cyhunt let him up. He dusted himself off. "I'll have it done soon. Everyone, prepare for more battle. Janine, Irwin, try to heal Wuso and Yami, Jolt help the rest of them gather strength- and Cyhunt... If it is alright with you, may I ride you into battle?", Mechana asked. Cyhunt pondered this for a moment. "Yes, Mechana. I will let you ride me, as long as it brings my little one back faster.", she finnally answered. "Good. We attack in a few hours. Everyone, get ready!", Mechana shouted. |
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| Post #6 29th January 2009 - 07:54 PM | Spike Terrbyz |
could you have at least given me real moves that I would actually use? ![]() and why the hell was my win against Grounded Bird by LUCK? fail. Edited by Spike Terrbyz, 29th January 2009 - 07:56 PM.
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EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DESERVES A DOOR.
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| Post #7 29th January 2009 - 11:01 PM | Gintoki |
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yeah something about that match seemed off to me... but for some reason i found it kind of funny XD great story so far Sprout Edited by Gintoki, 29th January 2009 - 11:01 PM.
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Ugh, It's all this natural perm's fault!
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![]() "Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom! You're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! That's the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?!" Some of my knowledge
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| Post #8 15th February 2009 - 11:07 AM | Spike Terrbyz |
| oh well, as long as you don't have me team up with the purple wrench, i won't have to haunt you down and beat you to death with your own disembodied arms. Also, make sure it is know that I has bat wings. |
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DESERVES A DOOR.
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| Post #9 15th February 2009 - 01:38 PM | Gintoki |
| whats with the violent beatings O.o |
Ugh, It's all this natural perm's fault!
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![]() "Listen up! Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. But it's cold outside your bed. You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize! It isn't the bathroom! You're still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don't stop! You can't stop! That's what I'm talking about! That's the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?!" Some of my knowledge
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| Post #10 15th February 2009 - 06:06 PM | Spike Terrbyz |
| IT'S FUN DANGIT |
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU DESERVES A DOOR.
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