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Blonde
Topic Started: Dec 12 2008, 05:46:55 PM (210 Views)
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~Righteous Temptation~

business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a

Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her

Biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,

"'T -G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."


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Blonde Girl enters a n Adult shop & asks for a vibrator.
The man says 'Choose from our range on the wall.'
She says 'I'll take the red one.'
The man replies 'That's a fire extinguisher.'


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A blonde girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?'
Girl: 'OK'
Medic: 'What's your name?'
Girl: 'Tracey.'
Medic: 'OK Tracey, is this your car?'
Tracey: 'Yes.'
Medic: 'Where are you bleeding from?'
Tracey: 'Ohio, mate.'


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Another blonde girl was involved in a serious crash; there's Blood everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor.
Medic: 'OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.'
Tracey: 'Ok.'
Medic: 'How many fingers am I putting up?'
Tracey: 'Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!


Edited by Darkness, Dec 12 2008, 05:51:04 PM.
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lol another nice blonde joke
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I laughed. Good joke =].
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I found the first and last kinda funny. Not enough to make me chuckle though. :P
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Haha those were quite funny. Those blonde jokes always get me laughing. :D
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mhmm.
blondes arnt all stupid yenno.
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