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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 12 2008, 05:46:55 PM (210 Views) | |
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Dec 12 2008, 05:46:55 PM Post #1 |
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business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a Blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her Biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F." The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "'T -G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?" The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." ----- Blonde Girl enters a n Adult shop & asks for a vibrator. The man says 'Choose from our range on the wall.' She says 'I'll take the red one.' The man replies 'That's a fire extinguisher.' ----- A blonde girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?' Girl: 'OK' Medic: 'What's your name?' Girl: 'Tracey.' Medic: 'OK Tracey, is this your car?' Tracey: 'Yes.' Medic: 'Where are you bleeding from?' Tracey: 'Ohio, mate.' ----- Another blonde girl was involved in a serious crash; there's Blood everywhere. The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car till she's lying flat out on the floor. Medic: 'OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.' Tracey: 'Ok.' Medic: 'How many fingers am I putting up?' Tracey: 'Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down! Edited by Darkness, Dec 12 2008, 05:51:04 PM.
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DaReaper
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Dec 12 2008, 05:58:42 PM Post #2 |
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lol another nice blonde joke |
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Cloud
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Dec 17 2008, 06:24:29 PM Post #3 |
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I laughed. Good joke =]. |
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MavsPR41
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Dec 22 2008, 09:52:22 PM Post #4 |
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I found the first and last kinda funny. Not enough to make me chuckle though.
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Fratal
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Dec 23 2008, 03:30:18 AM Post #5 |
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Haha those were quite funny. Those blonde jokes always get me laughing.
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| Deleted User | Dec 23 2008, 06:14:08 AM Post #6 |
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mhmm. blondes arnt all stupid yenno. |
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