• Auto-message
    Loading shoutbox...
  • refresh: on
Welcome to BDT. We hope you enjoy your visit.


BDT offers a wide variety of Free advertising services to help promote your site/forum/blog. We run monthly competitions with prizes like Domain Names, Gift Vouchers and Cash. We also offer a wide selection of bebo resources to help bling up your bebo profile.

Your missing out on all this by not registering, so don't delay, join today!


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
Dont fart in bed
Topic Started: Dec 12 2008, 05:44:40 PM (334 Views)
Posted ImageDarkness
Member Avatar
~Righteous Temptation~

Don't Fart in Bed



This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for

years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit

of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.



The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes

water and make her gasp for air.



Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off

because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and

that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was

concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.



The years went by and he continued to blast them out!



Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for

dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl

where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and

all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.



She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound

asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the

elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey

guts into his shorts.



Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual

trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the

sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.



The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor

laughing, tears in her eyes!



After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty

good.



About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his

bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit

her lip as she asked him what was the matter.



He said, 'Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me

and I didn't listen to you.'



'What do you mean?' asked his wife.



'Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my

guts out, and today it finally happened.



But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I

got most of them back in.'
~ Darkness' Signature~
*----------------------------------*

Posted Image

*----------------------------------*
Posted Image





Signature Ads
Gaming Central / Community Center/ Free Forum Promotion / United Organizations
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Posted ImageDaReaper
Member Avatar


LOL LOL .. ROFL hahaha thats one big joke there
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Posted ImageBandit
Member Avatar
Admin

Pmsl..Where do you pull these from.
Posted Image
Posted Image

B.D.T Free Links Directory / Free Traffic / Top Forums List


~Signature Ads~
Admin Network
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Posted ImageDaReaper
Member Avatar


lol.. some site or forum
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Posted ImageDarkness
Member Avatar
~Righteous Temptation~

old jokes from my site..
~ Darkness' Signature~
*----------------------------------*

Posted Image

*----------------------------------*
Posted Image





Signature Ads
Gaming Central / Community Center/ Free Forum Promotion / United Organizations
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Posted ImageDaReaper
Member Avatar


Oh ok.. thats cool
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Posted Imagepoiuyt580
No Avatar


I get it, but it's not that funny, tbh.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Hishy
No Avatar


Funny!
[rainbow]Hishy The Great![/rainbow]
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Posted Imagecauldron
No Avatar


well I laughed
[rainbow][marq=right]CLICK HERE TO HELP STIR THINGS UP A LITTLE!!![/marq][/rainbow]
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Posted ImageGhost
Member Avatar


Thsi is waaaaay old, several pages back on Blue Humor...but funny anyway. I think it gets posted on just about every forum lol.
Blue Humor
Posted Image
Posted Image
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · General Chat · Next Topic »
Add Reply


Share on: Share to Facebook | Share on Bebo | Post to MySpace! | | Post to Delicious! | StumbleUpon
PageRank Checking Icon

Theme by Sith of Outline