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| Miss Krissy | May 6 2009, 06:02 PM Post #21 |
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Lorelai: It’s like Tommy Lee having a Starbucks at his house. Luke: What? Lorelai: On the surface it sounds great but half the reason you go to a Starbucks is to go to a Starbucks, you know, to go out and see the people, Luke: Tommy Lee has in a Starbucks at his house? Lorelai: Cribs, baby you watch it. Luke: Like a whole Starbucks with workers and everything? Gotta love Gilmore Girls  "If guys don’t want me to write songs about them they shouldn’t do bad things," Taylor Swift Edited by Miss Krissy, May 8 2009, 05:21 PM.
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| irishgirl418 | May 13 2009, 08:20 PM Post #22 |
Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascainn!
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The Mentalist (TV) Patrick Jane: You lied! Liar! Witness: Liar? Patrick: Pants on fire. They're ablaze. |
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| Miss Krissy | May 25 2009, 06:48 PM Post #23 |
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"Sticks and stones may break bones but a poison pen is the best revenge," Gossip Girl "Cluelessness is the mother of invention," Lorelai, Gilmore Girls "If it was the right thing to do, you'd feel better right now," 27 Dresses "I feel like I just found out that my favourite love song was written about a sandwich," 27 Dresses "Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly losing your mind," 27 Dresses "You know what? At this point in my life, I might as well be a unicorn," Mia, The Princess Diaries: Ten out of Ten "A monkey with a paper bag over its head would make a better boyfriend for you," Chaz, Queen of Babble Gets Hitched "Maverick, me. Don't forget that," Luke, Gilmore Girls "For endings, as it is known, is where we begin," Narrator, Pushing Daisies "Maybe it's ok to leave sadness behind and start putting our happiness first," Lily, Pushing Daisies "I can see we got a case of the dumb A-S-S," Emerson, Gilmore Girls "It's a game, right? I mean you can't win it if you don't play," Samantha, Samantha Who? "I am a young, desirable woman," Lorelai, Gilmore Girls Annie: Why is life so full of challenges? Annie's Dad (forgot his name): 'Cause it's ilfe ^From 90210 "Your jibberish is sweet honey. Keep the flowers," Farmer 29, Pushing Daisies "Sometimes things are so absurd that I can't even hear them. Like you just blew a dog whistle full of crazy and I'm not a dog," Olive, Pushing Daisies "Signals are like nuts. Mixed is better. No one's all the same kind, right?" Olive, Pushing Daisies "You know what the Easter Bunny and love have in common? It doesn't matter because they don't exist," Nikki, One Tree Hill "I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not. It's stressful," Ned, Pushing Daisies |
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| Bella Rose | May 25 2009, 09:38 PM Post #24 |
 
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This is from a television show - "Your standards so low you are always getting lucky" *LOL* 
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| Miss Krissy | Jun 11 2009, 07:56 PM Post #25 |
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Lorelai: He's snarky. Sookie: And sarcastic. Lorelai: He's snarkastic. "It's like driving a car blindfolded. You just have to relax," Chuck, Pushing Daisies "When someone backs you into a corner you don't get obedient you bite back," Simone, Pushing Daisies "The nutty don't usually know that they're nutty!" Sookie, Gilmore Girls "It's not how you get into these situations that counts sweetheart, its how you get yourself out of them," Pippa, Home and Away "I talk fast. It's my gift," Lorelai, Gilmore Girls "Take a leap. Don't be afraid to fall flat on your face," Betty, Ugly Betty "Growing up isn't about making the right decision, it's about learning to deal with the ones you've made," Ignacio, Ugly Betty "It's a skort. Shorts in the back and skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt," Sonny, Sonny With A Chance "When's the best time to tell someone bad news? Yesterday," Baby Mama "Beware of a woman who drastically changes her hair," Mrs Bracken, If You Could See Me Now "It's the only car I've ever driven that's a killer attack dog and an old sofa," Jeremy, Top Gear (speaking about the Lotus Aurora) "No man is an island but this woman is," Paris, Gilmore Girls "You're way deep in my bogus bag and it's zip locked shut," Gil, Gilmore Girls "I'm not orthodox. I'm liberal with a touch of reform and a smidge of zippedy-pow," Lorelai, Gilmore Girls "In vino veritas" - Latin for "In wine there is truth" "Love life. Love boys. Love yourself." Gossip Girl "Writers, they're so sensitive...pugnacity, it's a vital component in literary life," Logan, Gilmore Girls "Save a horse, ride a cowboy," song on America's Got Talent "Sometimes fate throws two lovers together only to rip them apart. Sometimes the hero finally makes the right choice but the timing is wrong, and as they say, timing is everything. It looks like this story might just have a second act. Let's hope it's not a tragedy," Gossip Girl "My life is so bountiful, I don't need a boyfriend to feel fulfilled," Blair, Gossip Girl "It's not bragging if it's true," Gossip GIrl "Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies," Ralph Waldo Emerson "Life is about making the most of everything you're handed," Mitchum, Gilmore Girls Edited by Miss Krissy, Jun 26 2009, 08:27 PM.
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| Anno | Jul 20 2009, 04:03 PM Post #26 |
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from the movie "Race To Witch Mountain" Sara: My brother and I, we're not from your planet. Jack Bruno: Well, you don't look like aliens. Sara: What's an alien look like? Jack Bruno: You know what aliens look like! They're like little green people with antennas, and "Take me to your leader, Earthlings!" |
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| Miss Krissy | Jul 26 2009, 09:54 PM Post #27 |
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"It's only a diary. Everyone knows diaries are just full of crap," Bridget Jones Bridget: Wait a minute. Nice boys don't kiss like that. Darcy: Oh yes they fucking do. "I write because I'm addicted to it. Writing is my confessional," Diablo Cody "You have a freak flag. You just don't fly it," Ben, The Family Stone "Sunny Delight counts towards your five a day...as a minus two!" "Cupasoup: just add soup." ^Both from Mock the Week but I can't remember who said them 
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| irishgirl418 | Jul 29 2009, 12:54 AM Post #28 |
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Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascainn!
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How I Met Your Mother Barney: Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story Marshall: I'm cuddly, bitch! |
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| Miss Krissy | Aug 9 2009, 04:27 PM Post #29 |
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"They're not actually crazy you know. They're just women." Effy's dad, Skins Not sure if I posted these before or not... Jack: I bet you look really good with your hair down Joy: My hair is down What Happens in Vegas "Choosing the right path is never easy. It's a decision we make with only our hearts to guide us," Dan, One Tree Hill "What happens in Vegas you pay for back home," What Happens in Vegas "Get your dirty stinking moron kness off my chest," Holden, The Catcher in the Rye "Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a goddamn toilet seat," Holden again "If you stop betting you never have to lose," Jack, What Happens in Vegas "I would rather do nothing and be happy than do something that I don't love," Joy, What Happens in Vegas "This place [somewhere in America with a lot of snow] is turning me into a babbling merchant of drivel," Stephen Fry "'All art is useless.' The things that matter in life are useless. Love is useless, wine is useless. Art is the love and wine of life. It is the extra without which life is not worth living," Stephen Fry quoting Oscar Wilde "My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish," Lorelai Gilmore "The darkness doesn't have any answers," Nathan, One Tree Hill "I would laugh if this whole thing wasn't such a mess," Haley, One Tree Hill "Sometimes people write the things that they can't say," Haley again "Don't be afraid to be great, son, 'cause you are," Nathan again "The day that you start thinking that love is overrated is the day that you're wrong. The only thing wrong with love and faith is not having it," Haley again "He who does not weep does not see," Les Miserables "Is this the moment where you fall in love with me? Oh it is, isn't it? You're totally falling in love with me right now," Lily, Gossip Girl "Fairy tales end when they do for a reason," Blair, Gossip Girl "Shoulder pads may come and go but a BFF is forever," Gossip Girl "You need to be cold to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off, so her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys, keep your eye on the prize Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you but you can make people fear you," Blair again "I need to just stop moving and contemplate the failure of my life," Blair "You may have graduated, but high school never ends," Christina, Ugly Betty "To make someone laugh is the greatest foreplay on earth," Ruby Wax "Language is a strange thing but she is my mistress," Stephen Fry "She looks like a Labrador with a dickie bow pretending to be a waiter," Dara O Briain "I love it when demons clean up after themselves," Prue, Charmed "I cast a spell for an answer and I got it, even if it wasn't the one that I wanted," Prue "I don't waltz at all. It's embarrassing and quite frankly a little gay," Jason, Gilmore Girls "Is shit really a swear word 'cause I just thought it meant bad driver," Harry Enfield Dan: How am I gonna get these doses of sage wisdom when I'm at NYU? Rufus: I'll appear to you like Obi Wan Gossip Girl My phone now feels better that it's 100% quote-free for the first time since I bought it "You can't measure a dream," Nathan, One Tree Hill "Get treated like an animal long enough, that's what you become," a character whose name I forgot from Prince Caspian "Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Lady bugs must make you catatonic," Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory Edited by Miss Krissy, Sep 26 2009, 07:29 PM.
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| Professional Minx | Nov 5 2009, 11:34 PM Post #30 |
 
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I will say now that i LOVE this quote, although im not sure i love the fact that Krissy thought of me when she saw it - just because i used to drink large amounts =p Although personally i think 'warmed' should be 'burned' "lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love warms you up inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted, You cn get wasted on lust and warmed by love" *Second quote removed by Krissy and put in the member quotes thread* NB: I just liked the quote not the fact that it mentioned whiskey if he cant handle you at your worst, he dont deserve you at your best My new life motto
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| Miss Krissy | Nov 19 2009, 12:15 PM Post #31 |
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"I think there’s a difference between getting your heartbroken and getting let down. Getting let down is when you think somebody’s one way and they turn out to be completely different person or they lie to you, that’s worth like two to three songs. Getting your heartbroken, that’s worth like four to five albums. I try to look at it on the bright side of things, it’s like, yeah, “Oh, that’s sad,” but it’s very productive," Taylor Swift |
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| Professional Minx | Nov 20 2009, 01:38 AM Post #32 |
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Tina: Tyrone doesnt know what he wants or means Clare: Hes just a contridiction with legs and an afro This is something i mate sent me. You have to hurt in order to know Fall in order to grow Lose in order to gain Because most of life's lessons are learnt in pain Edited by Professional Minx, Nov 24 2009, 12:28 AM.
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