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| Miss Krissy | Aug 4 2008, 07:45 PM Post #1 |
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Everyone has a bunch, and it's always good to share  Two of my favourite are both from Rose McGowan: "I love anybody who’s dedicated to anything and lets their weirdo flag fly. I’m all for it." "Life gets better when you embrace your geekiness." See why I love Rose so much lol? Here's a few more: "Just because I have strong feelings about something that doesn't make me a drama queen," Nicole, Home and Away "Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like plants," Samantha, Sex and the City "Maybe it's not about going back. Maybe it's about being right where you are," Chase, Step Up 2 "In the course of true love you do not give up. Even if that person is begging you to," Chuck, Gossip Girl "Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here. Have fun in reform school," Blair, Gossip Girl (actual quote might be slightly different) "I've been outed by the autocue," Alan Carr "Treat othes are you want to be treated. That doesn't apply to traffic wardens," Will Young "Very few women can pull of angry in a tube top," Samantha, Sex and the City "Don't lok so sad little J. The sun will come out tomorrow, even if you boyfriend did today," Gossip Girl "The people you know best are the ones most capable of surprising you," No idea. Gossip Girl I think "You can't save a damsel if she wants to be in distress," Gossip Girl "We're a bunch of unstable, hungry, backstabbing bitches. Do you really think anybody would sell us guns?" Amanda, Ugly Betty "Bitches get stuff done...bitch is the new black," Tina Fey "I never kid, I never giggle and I never dance like a bow-legged chicken." I have no idea where it's from, I just saved it on my phone because I liked it. If you can find out who said it I'll love you forever. Nun: Oh my god. Samantha: No, oh my boyfriend. Sex and the City I'm also going to stop there  |
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| bonj | Aug 6 2008, 01:02 AM Post #2 |
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"you miss 100% of the shots you never take" wayne gretzky |
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| giZZy | Aug 6 2008, 11:41 AM Post #3 |
The resident DramaQueen
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This is actually a quote I use quite often: "Just remember, art saves lives" ~MJK |
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Was wir für uns tun, wird einst mit uns untergehen - was wir aber anderen geben, wird ewig in ihnen leben. General stuff and games | |
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| Mel | Aug 11 2008, 12:48 PM Post #4 |
RP'ing - Brenstacia
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“Don't lose the best thing in your life just because you are not sure." ~Nicolas Cage |
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| Dave | Aug 11 2008, 05:13 PM Post #5 |
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'We can tell other people about - having faith. What we had faith in. What we found important enough to fight for. It's not whether you were right or wrong, but how much faith you were willing to have, that decides the future.' -Snake |
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| irishgirl418 | Aug 13 2008, 05:01 AM Post #6 |
Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascainn!
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These are all from our president, Mr. George W. Bush: "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." "They misunderestimated me." "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." what? "Throughout our history, the words of the Declaration have inspired immigrants from around the world to set sail to our shores. These immigrants have helped transform 13 small colonies into a great and growing nation of more than 300 people." "Let's make sure that there is certainty during uncertain times in our economy." And last but most certainly not least... "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." Oh George, go and get some fresh air... |
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| Miss Krissy | Sep 24 2008, 11:31 PM Post #7 |
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"You're the only person I know who can snore while awake," Get Smart Suicide Hotline: 1-800-Dont-Do-It (also Get Smart) "Why does everyone have to get married and have kids? It's so cliche!" Samantha, Sex and the City |
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| AngelofMusic | Oct 3 2008, 03:39 PM Post #8 |
Belle of Broadway!
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its all about socks kids im all about socks Stephanie j Block |
    
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| Miss Krissy | Jan 10 2009, 11:24 PM Post #9 |
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"What can you possibly say that would sound crazy to me?" Dean, Supernatural. I think it just about sums is up around here
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| irishgirl418 | Jan 12 2009, 02:14 AM Post #10 |
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Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascainn!
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going on the Get Smart theme... Maxwell Smart: I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 black op snipers. Siegfried: I don't believe you. Maxwell Smart: Would you believe two dozen Delta Force commandos? Siegfried: No. Maxwell Smart: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun. Siegfried: How do I know you're not Control? Maxwell Smart: If I were Control, you'd already be dead. Siegfried: If you were Control, you'd already be dead. Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I am obviously not from Control. Shtarker: That actually makes sense. Maxwell Smart: Woah, that's a bad guy, that's a really bad guy! Did you see his face? His head looks like one of the Easter Island heads! Dalip: Bomb didn't go off. Siegfried: Oh really bright eyes, what alerted you? Was it no boom-boom or the lack of a mushroom cloud? Shtarker: It was the mushroom cloud for me. Agent 23: It's not over Max, I'll take that briefcase. Maxwell Smart: If you want it, you'll have to take it. Agent 23: [pause] That's what I just said! Maxwell Smart: I know, I'm just trying to annoy you! Maxwell Smart: Chief I have to say this whole thing really stems my plans. I can not get over the fact that 23 is a traitor. The Chief: Sand trap [they crash through a sand dune] Maxwell Smart: Now I know how you must have felt when you thought I was a traitor, it is demoralizing! The Chief: Tractor [they crash over a tractor] Maxwell Smart: Argh, I don't know how I missed it, I am usually very observant. The Chief: Swordfish! [they crash right into a swordfish] Maxwell Smart: [car comes to a stop] Are you thinking what I'm thinking? The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes. |
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| Miss Krissy | Jan 22 2009, 05:04 PM Post #11 |
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"Ain't karma a bitch? We all know Blair Waldorf is," Gossip Girl "From friends to hair dye, there's always more than meets the eye," Gossip Girl "Better a broken nose than a broken heart," Chuck, Gossip Girl |
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| irishgirl418 | Jan 22 2009, 09:00 PM Post #12 |
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Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascainn!
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all from the movie "Airplane!" Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Reporter: What kind of plane is it? Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol. [as the plane prepares to take off] Hanging Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Hanging Lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times. Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor Basta: Request vector, over. Captain Oveur: What? Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324. Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over! Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Over. Captain Oveur: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over! Roger Murdock: What? Captain Oveur: Huh? Victor Basta: Who? Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it? Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning. Ted Striker: What is it? Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain Oveur: I can't tell. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours? Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether. Rumack, Randy: [together] It's an entirely different kind of flying. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. Captain Oveur: [Captain Oveur is in the middle of a phone call with the Mayo Clinic when an operator tells him that there's an emergency call on Line 5 from Mr. Hamm] All right, get me Hamm on five; hold the Mayo. Ted Striker: Mayday! Mayday! Steve McCroskey: What the heck is that? Johnny: Why, that's the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d'oeuvres... Rumack: Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon. Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do. Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley. [reading newspaper headlines] Rex Kramer: Passengers certain to die! Steve McCroskey: Airline negligent. Johnny: There's a sale at Penney's! |
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| Miss Krissy | Feb 20 2009, 07:01 PM Post #13 |
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"You know what Jake? Every song ends, is there any reason not to enjoy the music?" Peyton, One Tree Hill "Sometimes a person plays hard to get because they need to know the other person's feelings are real," Brooke, One Tree Hill "I never claimed to be normal. Just Human," Jacob, Eclipse (I think) "It's hard to tell what a fish is thinking," Bella, same as above "Talking to inanimate objects. That's never a good sign," Jacob, Eclipse "This was not a silver spoon household, this was spork city. All the way," Lorelai, Gilmore Girls "I thought I knew you, but I guess it's easier to see what we want than the truth," Brooke, One Tree Hill "I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan," Rory, Gilmore Girls "The only person that would miss you would be your Porsche dealer," Paris, Gilmore Girls "Those socks are very clean. Of course I'm proud of them," Merlin "I don't even know how I'm feeling, let alone how to put it into words," Ruby, Home and Away All taken from my phone
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| Mantis | Feb 21 2009, 03:00 AM Post #14 |
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"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." -- W.C. Fields -- |
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| Cheali | Feb 21 2009, 10:42 PM Post #15 |
... take the chance to dream ...
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I heard this one the other night on Law & Order: SVU, i had to add it... Olivia Benson: "Maybe god remembered how cute you were as a carrot." |
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| irishgirl418 | Feb 23 2009, 04:23 AM Post #16 |
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Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascainn!
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heard on the Oscars: Tina Fey: "A great man once said, 'To write is to live forever." Steve Martin: "And that great man is dead." |
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| Miss Krissy | Feb 27 2009, 06:11 PM Post #17 |
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Some that have been saved on my dashboard for a while... "Destiny can't be changed, Dean. All roads lead to the same destination," Castiel "Shut up and talk you festering plug of drain slime," Galvin "The cardinal rule of writing: if you're work's too safe, do something dangerous," guy in Gossip Girl. Can't remember his name. "You cannot run away from weakness, you must fight it out or perish," Robert Louis Stevenson "Nobody breaks my heart. And anyway, why would I want that?" Effy, Skins "There are moments in our lives when we find ourselves at a crossroads. Afraid. Confused. Without a roadmap. The choices we make in those moments can define the rest of our days. Of course, when faced with the unknown, most of us prefer to turn around and go back. But once in a while people push on to something better. Something found just beyond the pain of going it alone. And just beyond the bravery and courage it takes to let someone in. Or to give someone a second chance. Something beyond the quiet persistence of a dream. Because it's only when you're tested, that you truly discover who you are. And it's only when you're tested, that you discover who you can be. The person you want to be does exist. Somewhere on the otherside of hard work and faith and belief... and beyond the heartache and fear of what lies ahead," Lucas, One Tree Hill "Women have always been a beguiling and unfathomable mystery to me," Graham, Coronation Street. I find this funny because of who said it, those are words I certainly wouldn't expect from a character like that... "Just friends never say that they're 'just friends'," Samantha's dad, Samantha Who? "Who wrote this? A monkey with a computer?" Hannah Montana "If your heart is open it can never stay broken," Jane Seymour Edited by Miss Krissy, Mar 23 2009, 08:38 PM.
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| irishgirl418 | Mar 24 2009, 12:17 AM Post #18 |
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some from my classes at school (mostly English class from two girls): [talking about genetic engineering] Sarah: "I want a designer baby!" Carly: "So, is Arnold Schwartzeneger the president?....No, I know, I mean the president of California." Carly: "Is Detroit a state?" Mr. Miltz: "Everything has sex!" |
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| Miss Krissy | Mar 29 2009, 05:02 PM Post #19 |
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"Do not let your fire go out... spark by irreplaceable spark... in the hopeless swamps of the not-quite, the not-yet, and the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish... in lonely frustration for the life you deserved... but never been able to reach. The world you desire can be won. It exists, it is real. It is possible. It is yours," One Tree Hill "Shut the a capella up," Emerson, Pushing Daisies "Fear changes everything," Jake, One Tree Hill "It's hard to fight the things that we're afraid of. Sometimes we just need a little help," Karen, One Tree Hill "Flipping flip the both of you then. Fucktards," JJ, Skins "The inmates will not run the asylum," Whitey, One Tree Hill "If I wasn't doing this, I'd be a magician 'cause I'd be the only good one in the world," Simon Cowell "People make us happy, and not always the people we expect, so when we find someone we have got to cherish it." Naomi's mum, Skins "You can't hide from life, dog. Eventually you gotta live it," Skillz, One Tree Hill "I'm gonna let my freak flag fly and there's nothing you can do about it," 90210 "There are things that are known and there are things that are unknown and in between there are doors," William Blake "Not all guys are heart breakers you know, and you're never gonna find one if you don't at least try," Ruby, Home and Away "Who am I to question the antics of a fellow weirdo?" Aden, Home and Away "Don't let anyone tell you you should be happy with what you have. There's always more, and there's no reason you shouldn't have it all," Blair, Nothing Can Keep Us Together "Just another nail in the coffin of my love life," Charlie, Home and Away "Lying to yourself about love never works," Lily, Pushing Daisies "I can't even sulk without it disappointing somebody," Eastenders "Sometimes we hang on to stuff because we think that's what's gonna keep our head above water but in fact they're the very things that's dragging us under," Alf, Home and Away "The heart wants what the heart wants, and apparently mine wants a nasty bruise," Samantha, Samantha Who? "It's not the meaning of life Alfred, it's the feeling of life," Monk, Down to You "Oh look at that! A dumb idea just found a friend," Emerson, Pushing Daisies "Hear me, and hear me good little girl. A guy who loves you, really loves you, you will never have to wonder how he feels about you. You will feel it with every inch of the fifty nine that you've got." Don't know who said it, Pushing Daisies "Life is a battle and you either enter it armed or surrender to it immediately," Richard, Gilmore Girls "If you find your passion you'll do great things," Melinda, Ghost Whisperer "Hey, kid do I look green and wrinkly to you? No. That's right! I'm not Yoda. So if you're looking for a mentor call the Dalai Lama!" Lane, Gilmore Girls "I don't know why everybody in this town always thinks I'm so crazy," Kirk, Gilmore Girls Edited by Miss Krissy, Aug 9 2009, 04:36 PM.
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| JesterJuels | Apr 24 2009, 11:06 AM Post #20 |
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"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down". ~Oprah Winfrey But all endings are also beginnings. We just don't know it at the time. Mitch Albom, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, pg. 1 line 3-4 Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it. Salma Hayek |
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