The Joke Thread

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The Joke Thread
Topic Started: Jun 16 2008, 06:32 PM (249 Views)
Cheali	Sep 25 2009, 10:35 AM Post #21
... take the chance to dream ... Posts: 2,554 Group: Director Member #6 Joined: Jun 1, 2008 Chosen Pursuit Computer Graphics Mood sad	So my mum has this talking toy Elmo, who tells jokes... Q: What has 4 legs, but doesn't move? A: A Table Q: (after pressing his nose & the toy makes a sound) Elmo's nose made a silly sound. What else does Elmo's nose do? A: It runs. (i cant remember this last one completely, but i think i have it at least close to right) Q: Why did the Elephant cross the road? A: The chicken wasn't available.
	Wallflower: Phased in, and faded into the background.


Miss Krissy	Nov 3 2009, 11:05 PM Post #22
Christmas Fairy Posts: 7,166 Group: Executive Member #1 Joined: May 26, 2008 Chosen Pursuit A multitude of things Mood Crappy	Why did the Krissy cross the road? There was a guy-shaped punch bag on the other side. Why was Clare there? She had bought it. Written by the amazing Krissy and Clare! Edited by Miss Krissy, Nov 3 2009, 11:18 PM.
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JesterJuels	Nov 3 2009, 11:17 PM Post #23
Posts: 6,622 Group: Executive Member #18 Joined: Jun 21, 2008	Little boy kills a butterfly,dad says no butter for two weeks his sister kills a honeybee,dad says no honey for two weeks mum kills a cockroach ,boy turns to dad and says are you gonna tell her or should i? Edited by JesterJuels, Nov 3 2009, 11:18 PM.
	thanks Krissy http://1award.co.uk/addvote.php?vote=7968


Professional Minx	Nov 3 2009, 11:34 PM Post #24
Posts: 256 Group: Creative Manager Member #2 Joined: May 26, 2008 Chosen Pursuit A multitude of things Mood Mischevious	OK, i warn you of my SOH, so i am going to behave. A blonde was walking down the railway tracks on a sunny afternoon. She comes across a brunette dancing on the tracks singing 22, 22, 22. the blonde decided to join in, it looked like fun. The train blared its horn, the brunette moves. The blonde doesnt. Brunette starts dancing again singing 23, 23, 23
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irishgirl418	Nov 5 2009, 02:15 AM Post #25
Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascainn! Posts: 4,011 Group: Elite Member #10 Joined: Jun 8, 2008 Chosen Pursuit A multitude of things Mood confused	Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?" Customer : "What other colors do you have?"



Cheali	Nov 9 2009, 11:49 AM Post #26
... take the chance to dream ... Posts: 2,554 Group: Director Member #6 Joined: Jun 1, 2008 Chosen Pursuit Computer Graphics Mood sad	from the show im watching; there is a picture of Paris Hilton & her dog Person 1: Which is the dog? Person 2: The one with the higher IQ. i dont like Paris, so i had to post it
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JesterJuels	Dec 2 2009, 04:42 PM Post #27
Posts: 6,622 Group: Executive Member #18 Joined: Jun 21, 2008	Two blondes in a travel agents, one blonde says "which is further the moon or Florida?" The second blonde replies "Er hellooo - can you see Florida
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