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| The Most Functional English Word | |
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| Topic Started: Oct 31 2009, 01:01 PM (39 Views) | |
| Anno | Oct 31 2009, 01:01 PM Post #1 |
 
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head............ Well, Shit Happens!!! |
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| littlecol | Oct 31 2009, 01:11 PM Post #2 |
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lol i totally agree with you shit is probably to most funtional word used i dont know whether it is used anywhere else but i tend to say that is some good shit quite alot |
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| Miss Krissy | Oct 31 2009, 01:16 PM Post #3 |
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Miss Krissy is a good girl, Miss Krissy doesn't swear 
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Vote for your favourite quote! Word of the Day: Sequester Definition: To isolate or hide away  
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| Anno | Oct 31 2009, 02:22 PM Post #4 |
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* cough * 
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| JesterJuels | Nov 1 2009, 10:15 AM Post #5 |
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In that case then Juels is also a good girl and doesn't swear 
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 thanks Krissy   http://1award.co.uk/addvote.php?vote=7968 | |
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| Miss Krissy | Nov 1 2009, 12:18 PM Post #6 |
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 What was that quote you said about me and not being an angel since I was out of nappies? I think that applies here
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Vote for your favourite quote! Word of the Day: Sequester Definition: To isolate or hide away
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| JesterJuels | Nov 1 2009, 04:17 PM Post #7 |
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well it was true about you
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thanks Krissy http://1award.co.uk/addvote.php?vote=7968 | |
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