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Topic Started: Dec 23 2008, 02:17 PM (1,807 Views)
Miss Krissy
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All of us (especially the members on here for some reason) come out with some great one-liners, so that's what this thread is for. Whether it's posted on here, said on MSN, in real life, whatever. Post it here!

"Don't mind me. It is 11.50pm I am allowed to ramble about nothing & have no idea what you are on about," Chelle.
"I don't do bad things...often anyway," Chelle.
"Taylor Swift looks like a mermaid. She's got the perfect hair for it and everything," Miss Krissy
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hehe Krissy.


"I act like a two year old sometimes... but it gets me what i want sometimes" - Chelle.
"Aww i always bore u... now that is one job i'm very good at" - Juels
"The Christmas spirt has caught me. Yet I do want it over and done with ASAP!" - Rachael
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"Most people think I am crazy. Only a true friend would know that I have mearly hit my head againt a wall one too many times." Chelle (on numerous occasions)

""Long and interesting" now there's a phrase I don't often here to describe my ramblings, usually it's just "Shut up Krissy", or, in the case of my conversation with Chelle where I could see a cat sat on a roof across the road, she just thought I'd gone mad" Krissy


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Miss Krissy
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Tina: Are you an animal person?
Krissy: Duh.
Tina: Like sheep and cows and pigs and other stuff you find on farms.
Krissy: I used to be quite good at drawing sheep - they're like clouds with legs.


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Juels: Glad you're in a good mood
Krissy: I wouldn't say good, but better than this morning...generally I don't do good moods, they scare me
Juels: Generally I don't do good anything
Krissy: You do too
Juels: Yep, I'm sorry, I'm good at doing things bad.


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Krissy: God I look like a bloody vampire the size of the bags under my eyes, and that's WITH make-up!
Juels: LMFAO...God help me then I've never worn make-up
Krissy: Aww I'm sure you look lovely
Juels: Yep if you don't look :P


"I'm like the anti-guy," Bonj

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Krissy: That's one of those remarks where you dunno if it's a compliment or an insult :P
Bonj: It's a complisult :)


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Krissy: Bonj wants me to buy him a boat when i'm a millionaire but apparently I won't like the parties he throws on it.  Charming :P
Sapph: Lol. But first you're buying me a BMW X5, right? :P
Krissy: No, first i'm buying you a starbucks, then a BMW :P
Sapph: Fine by me :D   You know what? I'll be nice and buy you the Starbucks since I can afford it but can't afford the BMW :P
Edited by Miss Krissy, Jan 7 2009, 11:48 PM.
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Mel
 
I wish my cough would go away - I have add it now for over a week, and I still sound like a barking dog!


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Mel: Cool - a boyfriend I had at school was a year and one day older than me. His birthday was on the 12th April.
Mel: But really I think I was more mature - as they say girls are more mature than boys.
Chelle: the only maturity in my year is shown by the girls :P
Mel: I totally agree.
Mel: I was friends with some points, and probably about 95% of them were immature.
Mel: boys - not points! lol
Mel: I don't know why I typed that.
Chelle: points are very friendly :P
Mel: Maybe because I have been typing that for my games on SFY.


This might demonstrate how much my rambling award is correct :P ...
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Chelle: i miss placed SFY now
Juels: did u get all your pOints in
Chelle: i knew i had it open somewhere, so i went through everything in the menu bar, & then realised that it was open on another tab
Chelle: nope, thats why i wanted it lol
Chelle: i have been talking to mel
Chelle: & eating
Chelle: cant add & eat at the same time
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Chelle: now i miss placed TPW
Juels: omg
Chelle: i keep forgetting about the tabs
Juels: lol
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Chelle: now i might lose AS, since i opened a tab for it
Juels: :P
Chelle: i forgot where login was
Chelle: & my password
Juels: lol u lost your head 2day
Juels: my pasword on AS i have to type in about 3 times b4 it worKs


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Chelle: my top is driving me crazy, if that is possible :(
Juels: aww but u r already crazy u cant blame that on your top :P


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Rachael: Why would I care that you did what I asked?
Chelle: So you don't care about your team?
Rachael: That is not what I meant. I am simply refering to the fact that you should do as I say. It is part of your job.
Chelle: I am here only to annoy. Not to follow orders by crazy people.
Rachael: Then how do you do anything? Your crazy :) .


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Chelle: Rahcael isn't very nice
Mel: Why is that?
Chelle: she doesn't care that i told you about the points
Chelle: i translate that to not caring much about winchester. but im not nice either
Mel: You meany! lol


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Chelle: people keep calling me crazy today
Juels: mmmm wonder why
Chelle: yes it is pick on Chelle day isnt it?
Juels: i've never put ant quotes down lol i should quote u you come out with some corKers
Chelle: :P fine i will find a corner & sulk in
Juels: we dont picK on you hun maybe a little but not much
Chelle: that makes no sense
Chelle: wait im posting it, so i am picking on myself ,lol
Juels: well i got the crazy bug off you then :P


Sorry I had to Juels :P .
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Juels: you and Krissy r cruel for quoting the shit things i say
Chelle: can i quote that?
Juels: u did your one page limit for the day thanKyou very much :P
Chelle: aww please ? :P lol
Juels: and if there is'nt a limit then there should be when you are quoting me :P

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Chelle: i'm not crazy i make perfect sense
juels: yep you do ,we just have to turn crazy to understand you :P
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Miss Krissy
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^Omg those are classics :P

"Well giant dog or not I'm sticking with Edward you can stroke Jacob all you like," Juels

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Krissy: I think I'm being serenaded
Juels: Shame it's not wolf boy
Krissy: Can wolf boy even sing?
Juels: He can howl a good tune I'm sure

"If I go offline my laptop is being a male and acting like a tosser," Juels
"You mentioned Twilight I saw hearts," Juels

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Juels: I'm gonna tell wolf boy all about you
Krissy: What did I do?
Juels: Wanting blue eyed boy to get hotless
Krissy: Meh he won't mind
Juels: No I'm sure he won't if you pet him nice


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Krissy: Slap him with a wet fish :P
Juels: I can't hurt my Akon he is the only fish I have
Edited by Miss Krissy, Jan 12 2009, 10:00 AM.
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Lyssa: Even if i do go off to visit Some far away land don 't mean i will Forget all about you.
Chelle: Going to the kingdom of far far away are we?


This one is for the benifit of all the Team Winchester members :P . I can't kidnap my best friend :( .
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Chelle: I got Juels now.
Rachael: Should I be worried?
Chelle: In ABG silly.
Rachael: ABG should be burnt down, and their Team Mod tied to a tree. I will punish her for her crimes.
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Miss Krissy
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^Lmao! Nice one Rachael ;)

Juels didn't post my quote! I think I have to; it's too good not to :P

"Holy shit! Someone I haven't spoken to in over a month and is my ex BFF just text me! I haven't read it yet. My mini waffles are more interesting."

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Sapph: I'm learning fastly :P I have a good teacher :P
Krissy: Millie or Lucy? :P
Sapph: Neither :P
Krissy: George? :P
Sapph: Yep :D and his owner :P
Krissy: His owner doesn't know a thing...actually that's not true. She knows how to make soup :P

"Don't argue with the mighty Sapph!" Sapph

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Krissy: I will agree with you that my writing is amazing if I become a millionaire through it and am number one on the New York times best seller list...even though neither of us are American
Sapph: lol :P  Well, when that happens I'll be phoning you and saying "I told you so :P "
Krissy: You'll get a phone call first and all you'll hear on the other end will be a thud, and that thud will be me passing out in shock


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Krissy: I live in a house
Sapph: Really? I thought you lived in a shed
Krissy: No...even I wouldn't fit in our shed; there's too much stuff in it


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Krissy: I think I'm turning into a quote nazi
Sapph: From a grammar nazi to a quote nazi
Krissy: Oh no, I'll always be a grammar nazi


"Do you have a secret toast making penguin?" Bonj

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Juels: I was in my own little place :P named Cullenville
Krissy: Lmao
Juels: Hey it's a nice place
Krissy: So is Jacobville...much warmer
Juels: Don't worry about the heat I'm sure Cullenville can feel some heat


"I didn't know werewolves could shoot fire," Sapph

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Krissy: I don't like toads much, I'm much more likely to compare you to a frog
Sapph: I'll be the frog; you can be the toad
Krissy: I don't wanna be a toad...can I be a koala instead? They're nocturnal
Sapph: The koala and the frog. Don't they make strange friends?
Krissy: Nothing I know is normal so what difference does it make?
Sapph: Lol
Krissy: I know - I'll be the koala and you can be the kangaroo
Sapph: Ooo I like kangaroos
Krissy: They have lots of energy and they're really cute...you have way more energy than me
Sapph: It wouldn't be hard to have more energy than you Mrs Sleeping Beauty
Krissy: I would add that to the quote thread if I wasn't so offended
Sapph: I didn't mean to offend you :( What can I give you to make up for it? :P Cookie? Astin Mack? Fruit Pastille? Oreo?


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Krissy: Lanky git
Sapph: Small fry
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Krissy demanded that I post this (you would think it was her that was the Queen of Narnia, instead of me :P )

Sapphire: Pft! I do believe I see pigs and unicorns in the sky.... and WAIT, is that a doorway to Narnia I see too? :P


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I did not DEMAND it, I suggested it and you complied :P

You are the Queen of Narnia, I'm the Queen of Babble and quotes come under babbling :P
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Rachael: My Internet is freezing my Laptop again.
Chelle: really? i thought your laptop was freezing your internet
Rachael: Do you think I care what way it goes?
Chelle: no, im just a pain.
Rachael I am glad you know that.
Chelle: So am i
Rachael: Anyway. You knew what I meant.


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Juels: i will have to watch what i say now you are back lol
Chelle: hehe :) angel honest. haven't done a thing
Juels: well i aint said anything so its all good i guess rachael is your victim this time lol
Chelle: :P angel i tell you
Juels: lol yep and i have flying pigs whizzing over my head :P


Juels: stupid letter muncher needs to find something else for lunch
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Chelle: i like it when people make sense. it gives me a chance to go onto AS & quote them.
Rachael: That made sesnse. Maybe I should quote you.
Chelle: Don't quote me i bite.
Rachael: So are you the only one who is allowed to quote?
Chelle: Yep, let it now be known i am the queen of quoting (juels :P)


Rachael: I am glad this is over MSN. Otherwise your biting would hurt.
Chelle: i told you not to quote me 0:)


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Rachael: I want APPLES. The letters are wrong though.
Chelle: of course they are
Rachael: The second one is B
Chelle: 2nd what?
Rachael: The second one is B again.
Chelle: & i thought i was crazy
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Well I did want APPLES. It was in a game on Winchester. All of that was.

Chelle: keep quoting me - i bring out the apples.
Rachael: What apples? I do not mind you biting me I will only bite back.
Chelle: Bite all you want. I know you wont hurt me.
Rachael: Why must you have a quoting war with me?
Chelle: because Juels wont.


Chelle: you should have a party with Juels
Rachael: Why?
Chelle: because i said so


Lyssa: is It a Worry when Chelle starts Talking about nothing?
Rachael: No. I only get worried when she starts making sense.
Lyssa: that Good. glad she is STill normal then
Rachael: Normal and Chelle do not go together.
Lyssa: think i woulD know tHat by now.


Rachael: How is Chelle?
Lyssa: tuning out her ramblings. reading about Jacob is much better.
Rachael: Do not tell your boyfriend right?
Lyssa: hE knows I look Up inFormation abOut Jacob. He only geTs worriEd when i taLk about jAcob when he is tryiNg to kiSs me.
Rachael: Do I want to know if you do that often?


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Miss Krissy : I need a hot werewolf
Bonj: To eat you? :huh:

"I don't have a big gob its just a little oversized," Juels
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Lyssa: me caNt help thiNkin boUt jAcob eveRyday..
Chelle: Krissy wont like you if she finds out then.
Rachael: What happened to my sleep?
Chelle: dont look at me
Lyssa: Krissy can haVe him whEn she is awaKe. I dont wAnt hiM at Night.
Chelle: Your text is annoying me.
Lyssa: your constAnt ramBling annoYs me buT im noT comPlainiG
Rachael: Shh. Some people are trying to sleep. Please do not argue over nothing.


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^Lmao! That would work out quite well actually - we could both have him during the day :P

"Don't argue with High Queen Faythire," Sapph :P
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hehe. Poor Lyssa Rachael, your so mean :P ...

Rachael: Sometimes I am glad that I am a natural blonde.
(this coming from someone who hates her antural colour is funny in my mind)
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Krissy: i am not a bright bulb! i'm an energy efficient one so it takes a while for me to make sense of things :P
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