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Status Jun 24 2017, 01:00 AM : Hakuna Matata
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Birthday: August 31
Interests Hwood, meatl, uurth, fiya, hwater, hwind and diabeetus.
Height: 6'0" (183 cm)
Weight: 211-220 lbs (96-100 kg)
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
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My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen!

- Ace Ventura, Pet Detective