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| A Winner is You...er, Me; Celebration in the Peach household. | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 2 2009, 03:44 PM (32 Views) | |
| Lord Noon | Apr 2 2009, 03:44 PM Post #1 |
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JP: "YAHOO!" [With a hop, a skip and a triple-jump, Julia Peach bounds up the stairs of her home - by which I mean the house she sleeps in, not the innards of a Commodore 64, although that is also something of a home for her - with joy etched across her features and the ACW World Title belt slung over one shoulder. Her 'Know Your Mushrooms' t-shirt is covered by a Gears Of War hoodie, and the banging of her Travis Touchdown-aping sneakers is loud enough on the creaky floorboards to awaken her mother.] Mother: "Keep it down, willya, Grey's Anatomy is on!" JP: "But mo-o-om, I won! I WON!" Mother: "Good for you - now SHADDAP!" JP: "Real supportive of you, mom. I love you too." [With a rueful smirk, Julia crosses the landing to her room, and kicks aside the stuffed Charmander that serves as a doorstop, causing the door to swing shut with a thud. The GamesMistress stands up on her tip-toes to plant a soft kiss on the cheek of the life-size Jin Kazama poster on the door's inside, before heading over to her PC desk. It requires a trained eye to discern whether or not there is actually a PC anywhere upon the PC desk, swamped as it is in cables connected to external hard-drives and joypad port converters, not to mention those stupid wobbly-head things that just sit there wobbling their heads. Seriously, what the hell are those things for? I've got a Master Chief one downstairs and it's completely pointless. All it can do is wobble, and because its head is shaped so weirdly, it doesn't even do that well...] [Whuzzat? Story? Oh, yeah, right...] JP: "Time to turn on my PC, sweep all the crap off my keyboard, and boot up good ol' AIM, all the while saying exactly what I'm doing as I do it since somebody doesn't know how to do narration properly..." [Okay, fine, I'm sorry, jeez...So the newly-elevated dork gives us a hard stare, then logs in to AOL Instant Messenger under her preferred username. Within moments, a cheerful 'ding!' alerts her to an incoming message, and she smiles at the familiar name of a friend she's never met, before tap-tap-tapping out a response...] 03292009:23:31:07 Necr0m0rphA: u did it! 03292009:23:31:26 Necr0m0rphA: w00t! 03292009:23:32:03 I<3Waluigi: yeah i rock! lol 03292009:23:32:59 Necr0m0rphA: is the belt real GOLD??? 03292009:23:33:16 I<3Waluigi: dunno... <_<; 03292009:23:33:47 I<3Waluigi: how could i tell? 03292009:23:34:27 Necr0m0rphA: you could try eatin it 03292009:23:34:41 I<3Waluigi: WHAAAAAT??? 03292009:23:35:09 Necr0m0rphA: LOL 03292009:23:35:16 Necr0m0rphA: j/k - dont eat it 03292009:23:35:31 I<3Waluigi: LOL! 03292009:23:35:40 I<3Waluigi: seriously tho... 03292009:23:35:46 I<3Waluigi: that was a tuff one 03292009:23:35:58 I<3Waluigi: nadia almost got me a few times :/ 03292009:23:36:19 Necr0m0rphA: meh 03292009:23:36:31 Necr0m0rphA: dont u start actin like it wuz lucky like always 03292009:23:36:54 Necr0m0rphA: u got skillz, my mate sez so 03292009:23:37:09 I<3Waluigi: really? 03292009:23:37:28 Necr0m0rphA: yeah 03292009:23:37:39 I<3Waluigi: awww  03292009:23:38:02 Necr0m0rphA: but he said that about vladimir kozlov too lol 03292009:23:38:33 I<3Waluigi: ? whos that? 03292009:23:38:56 Necr0m0rphA: hes on smackdown 03292009:23:39:19 I<3Waluigi: hes not in my game... 03292009:23:39:26 I<3Waluigi: is he downloadable? 03292009:23:39:32 Necr0m0rphA: naw 03292009:23:39:40 Necr0m0rphA: nobody wants him lol 03292009:23:39:56 I<3Waluigi: oh thanks, THAT makes me feel better :p 03292009:23:40:07 Necr0m0rphA: rofl 03292009:23:40:18 Necr0m0rphA: g2g - going 2 c watchmen 03292009:23:40:26 I<3Waluigi: ok - ttyl 03292009:23:40:43 Necr0m0rphA: c ya 2moro Necr0m0rphA disconnected. [Julia smiles warmly to herself as she closes the conversation box, content that other people actually watched her in action, before entering another URL and transporting herself to her Twitter page, where she makes a habit of updating her 'What are you doing?' blurb for every new PS Trophy collected, and occasionally for ACW stuff as well. Like, for instance...] Julia_Peach just won the ACW World Title. Bow to the queen! Or not. 1 minute ago ---------- Zombie_Killer_Agent_G would really appreciate it if Mr. Washington stopped calling everyone a motherf***er. ---------- Mario is in-a the Bahamas and-a won't be back 'til Shigsy gets on-a with the Galaxy sequel we all-a know he's-a making even though he won't-a admit it. Woo-hoo! ---------- MegaMan doesn't understand why nobody likes him anymore. What's wrong with releasing the same game 5,782 times with only the bare minimum of aesthetic changes for each iteration, anyway?! ---------- Chris_R would like to thank Jun Takeuchi and his team for wasting several thousand man hours and millions of dollars on my latest game which...still isn't as good as the floppy-haired twit's last one. DAMMIT KENNEDY, YOU BASTARD! ---------- LeonSKennedy is feeling pretty smug after reading Resi 5's review scores. 2-0, Chrissy, 2-0. Now where's Ada? Daddy needs some sugar. ---------- Link just heard that the woman in the flat downstairs can't find her car keys. Time for a dungeon crawl! Has anyone seen my boomerang? ---------- IsaacWashingtonMoFo says his 'partner' should stop being such a f***ing pussy and just shoot the motherf***ing mutants already. ---------- Samus_Aran is having fun knocking Shriekbats off the ceiling with some boomerang she found lying around. ---------- Big_Daddy LUUURRVESS HiSSS LItTALLLL SSsSISTAAAARRRR. ---------- CrashBandicoot has just realised, with startling clarity, that everybody on the planet really wants him dead. Oh dear. ---------- Agent_47 is pretending to be a bikini model, and is looking for an orange bandicoot. Help? ---------- JP: "Everyone's a comedian..." [With a slight chuckle, Julia kills her browser window, then pushes herself grudgingly out of the spinny-wheely computer chair before staggering across to the bed she shares with two dozen Yoshis of various colour and size.] JP: "Time for a good nighhh sssleeeeep..." [And without even removing her sneakers, she collapses face-forwards onto the bed, her eyes rolling shut almost instantaneously as a loud, grating snore rumbles up from the bottom of her throat...let's give her some privacy.] [Five minutes later, and...] JP: "Better now. COD time! Eat double-barelled shotgun pain, Nazi swines! EAT IT!" [Fini.] |
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