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Cows With Guns
Topic Started: Jul 11 2008, 01:31 AM (144 Views)
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Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun

They eat to grow, they grow to die
They die to be eat at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone, in the herd.
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the stakes were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die...
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dump

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "Enough is Enough!
These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given, turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar, of chickens, in choppers!

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns


Does this mean the rise of bovine civilization? What of us lowly humans? Are the chickens our friends, or our enemies? Discuss.
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good song, properly executed.
and bovines are our friends because
1: they're against the U.S.A.'s presidents (except for Obama)

2: they taste good :)
Edited by gamer_zak, Jul 11 2008, 01:48 PM.
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1: Obama isn't President yet.
2: Well, yeah, but... great. You've angered the cow overlords.
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no. i'm their greatest subject
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How so?
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Sennju D. Kannon
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I think the proper quote is 'they die to be et at the hamburger fry'. Et is a slangy past tense of eaten. 'They die to be eat' does not make any sense.
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gabe is right... HACKER!!!!!!
guess what, everybody!
max hacked my account!
Edited by gamer_zak, Jul 14 2008, 02:16 PM.
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umm... zack? what are you on?
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gamer_zak
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i'm on the computer, what else? oh, i see what u mean. i'm on froster.
but you did hack my account!
Edited by gamer_zak, Jul 16 2008, 06:07 PM.
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