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Topic Started: Sep 1 2009, 02:00 AM (76 Views)
littlewriter54	Sep 1 2009, 02:00 AM Post #1
Random Words Posts: 1 Group: Writers Member #100 Joined: Sep 1, 2009	Hello. Hi, my name is Heather Lynn. I am 16 years young. I love reading. It is an obsession of mine. This summer i have read exactly 73 books (that does not count re-reads). The reason why I am here? My friends forced me -- somewhat. Anywho, I am not an extrordinary writer. I, actually, hate English class, grammar, and writing papers. So back to the "why i am here"/"my friends forced me" reason. I have vivid dreams or daydream -- Stephenie Meyers' kind of thing. I tell my friends story. I love imagination. I love magical worlds, dark stories, happy endings, dreary deaths, basically anything that involves the imagination. So, my friends discoverd my poor, abused book of stories, which are half written. Therefore, my friends signed me up saying, and I quote them, "This is a special place. You can throw your ideas out, and have goood criticism." We made a deal; I use this site for a couple of months and then we would go from there. Whatever that means. So anyway, that's why I am here. I hope you like my writing. P.S. Sorry if my grammar annoys anyone, like I said, I am not an extrordinary writer. Much Love, Heather Lynn



God.	Sep 1 2009, 09:25 AM Post #2
GOOGLE, IS, GOD. Posts: 182 Group: Writers+ Member #90 Joined: Apr 14, 2009	Hello. Hi, my name is God. I am 90,502,739,383 years young. I love being superior. It is an obsession of mine. This Summer I have been superior to more than 6 billion people. (that does not count animals, or other lifeforms that are not human) The reason why I am here? I needed more people to be superior over -- somewhat. Anywho I'm not a nice person. I, actually, *hate* being nice, pleasant and writing letters. So back to the "why I am I here? I needed more people to be superior over" reason. I have vivid dreams or daydreams -- Lucifer's kind of thing. I tell Lucifer's story. I love smiting people. I love evil, mean spirit, sad endings, colourful deaths, basically anything that involves fun. So, my Son discovered my poor, funny book of stories, which is complete with tales of Noah and Methusula (and handed it to the mortals). Therefore, Lucifer signed me up saying, and I quote him "This is a special place. You can torment people people, and have fuuuun." We made a deal; I use this site for a couple of months and then I can freeze hell over. Whatever that means. So anyway, that's why I am here, I hope you like being my underling. P.S. Sorry if I annoy you, like I said, I am not a nice person. Much detest, God. Spoiler: click to toggle If this offends you in any way, then please, hesitate to ask.
	Everybody loves the universe. If you can look past the black holes, the rogue asteroids, the gym teachers, and that paper boy who keeps throwing your magazines into the bushes, it's a simple place most of us can call a happy home. It's a good thing. However, even the obviously non-sentient universe has a sense of irony. You see, the universe is going to end. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not 10120 years from now, but it will happen. One of the ways science predicts our inevitable demise is by pissing off God. But that's another story. Instead, another way that science predicts the universe will cease to function is through the "heat death of the universe" theory.


RedHead97	Sep 1 2009, 03:38 PM Post #3
Writes 50 Words Per Chapter Posts: 275 Group: Writers Member #81 Joined: Feb 21, 2009	^ Ha ha. ^o) Welcome to Writer's Realm, Heather! I can't wait to read what you've written! Okay, this is getting kind of old, saying the same few phrases to each new member. What should I say? Hi. I like to write fantasy, and mysteries. I like reading fantasy, and pretty much anything else. Except science fiction. It makes me feel depressed, as if the world will end any day now and there's nothing I can do to stop it. I suppose I don't like change or thinking about the future very much, and that's why I feel that way about science fiction. Anyways... you sound like a writer, and I'm sure you'll have a good time here. :P Edited by RedHead97, Sep 3 2009, 08:26 PM.



Lykaios	Sep 3 2009, 04:33 PM Post #4
Crayon Posts: 1,216 Group: Global Moderators Member #10 Joined: Mar 23, 2008	Core . . . just shush, will you? Hey, Heather, it's lovely to see you here. Are your friends members here? I they are, could you tell us who they are? :) Wow, 73 book in about seven-ish weeks is incredible. I'm curious, how long does it take you to read one book? This summer, I read . . . two books. xD Can you name a few that you liked or would reccomend?
	>Spattered Ink - a forum for young writers<


God.	Sep 5 2009, 12:30 PM Post #5
GOOGLE, IS, GOD. Posts: 182 Group: Writers+ Member #90 Joined: Apr 14, 2009	All right, all right. What did I do to make you upset Miss Moderator? EDIT: I also enjoy how Bjullie edited her post to signify the sarcastic emote AFTER Lykaios posted. Shows how pretentious you can get, eh? Edited by God., Sep 7 2009, 03:12 PM.
	Everybody loves the universe. If you can look past the black holes, the rogue asteroids, the gym teachers, and that paper boy who keeps throwing your magazines into the bushes, it's a simple place most of us can call a happy home. It's a good thing. However, even the obviously non-sentient universe has a sense of irony. You see, the universe is going to end. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not 10120 years from now, but it will happen. One of the ways science predicts our inevitable demise is by pissing off God. But that's another story. Instead, another way that science predicts the universe will cease to function is through the "heat death of the universe" theory.


Lykaios	Sep 8 2009, 06:19 PM Post #6
Crayon Posts: 1,216 Group: Global Moderators Member #10 Joined: Mar 23, 2008	Core, I just think that your disrespectfulness is highly unneeded. It doesn't make anyone think better of you, so why do you do it? Being respectful of other people is part of good manners. I understand you're not going out to deliberately offend people, but some of the things you say, just aren't called for. I don't mind you joking, but maybe you should think about what you write, yeah? As it's not always funny.
	>Spattered Ink - a forum for young writers<


UnknownSoldier	Sep 13 2009, 03:31 PM Post #7
iBelieve Posts: 435 Group: Writers Member #57 Joined: Oct 25, 2008	Erm? Yes, well- welcome to Writer's Realm, littlewriter! :D
	Faith. Hope. Love. Vengeance. Heart. Pain. Charisma. Fate.


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