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God.	Jul 4 2009, 10:00 AM
GOOGLE, IS, GOD. Posts: 182 Group: Writers+ Member #90 Joined: Apr 14, 2009	You aren't, because you don't exist. And those who think that they know you don't exist either, in fact, the moment that I'm writing this message, the board doesn't exist, the letters don't, I don't, and the reader doesn't. So really, you're just a big ball of extinction. A black hole, in other words. Which doesn't exist either. In fact, the concept of existence doesn't exist. Even extinction doesn't exist. It's all simple really. Wait, that doesn't exist either. Crap. Edited by God., Jul 4 2009, 10:00 AM.
	Everybody loves the universe. If you can look past the black holes, the rogue asteroids, the gym teachers, and that paper boy who keeps throwing your magazines into the bushes, it's a simple place most of us can call a happy home. It's a good thing. However, even the obviously non-sentient universe has a sense of irony. You see, the universe is going to end. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not 10120 years from now, but it will happen. One of the ways science predicts our inevitable demise is by pissing off God. But that's another story. Instead, another way that science predicts the universe will cease to function is through the "heat death of the universe" theory.

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