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| Kujo | Feb 6 2010, 10:47 PM Post #1 |
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In a press conference, two years into the occupation of Sel Keth. Channel 6 Reporter: Mr. President, it has been two years since the horrendous tsunami forced us out of our homes and our land. And yet, no plans seem to have been put forth as to what the government is planning to do to restore us to our homes, and out of this hostile territory. Given that congress suspended democracy in order to 'maintain order', how much longer do we have to wait before you make a decision? President John M. Tumbleweed: Well, you see, (the President pauses to chuckle) next question. Channel 9 Reporter: (More or less repeats the previous question) President John M. Tumbleweed: We have to stay the course. You see, (chuckle) once upon a time, we lived in a modern world, with fancy gadgets, and schools. We were living in peace, on this great land, unfortunately the only continent that the good God gave us to work with. We had cars, planes, and pretty much all that stuff you are still familiar with. But then that tsunami hit, and wiped out most of our population and forced us to move into the elven territory known as Shell Kat (chuckle. The President most likely meant Sel Keth). Now, we had given them this land in a treaty, but, we had intelligence stating that, if we stayed in the wasteland that our world had become, we'd die. Also, there was reason to believe that they were supporting terrorists in Black Foot Mountain, with magic of mass destruction that caused the tsunami. Now, we are aware now that this is impossible. Not the terrorists, but the magic thing. (more chuckling) But we've got to git those sons of bitches anyway. But in the meantime, you know, everybody figgered this would be a great opportunity to start new businesses, but a bunch of rebels decided they'd rather start whorehouses and shoot at each other. So honestly, my hands are tied. We have to unite, as a people, under God. The President stops, looking confused. Channel 9 Reporter: But, Mr. President, you haven't answered my question... President John M. Tumbleweed: You did not ask a question. You made a statement. And I elaborated upon it. (chuckles) The President walks off, assuming his work is done. Unfortunately for him, the microphones are still on. Secret Service Officer: Sir, they did actually ask a question... President John M. Tumbleweed: No, they didn't. Secret Service Officer: Yes, they did. President John M. Tumbleweed: Get me a taco. Secret Service Officer: Uh, yes sir. President John M. Tumbleweed: Tacos are awesome. |
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