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Topic Started: May 2 2009, 09:10 PM (61 Views)
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THE WALL'S ATTRACTIVE 6-PACK
or WallPackExtreme

700 times academy award winner, and also winner Oscar of the ,,Wall theater with the most pointless ending”

-,,The classic of modern Non-Sense-Fiction literature!”- The Thames
-,,I don't wanna comment this <.<...”- Jonathan Cockwood (Even I dunno who that is)

The Wall impersonates JC
Starring:

Wall, Salmon, Joao, Migueus and a bunch of other people

30km south of Jerusalem, 33 AD

Wall: Hey guys who wants to check out the hot night clubs in Jeezy?
Joao: No, O Lord, you must proceed with your quest to convert humanity
Humanity: I'm already a Christian
Wall: So the problem is solved
Solved: I try...really, but I f*** up all the time
Wall: Don't worry solved. Kill him
Solved: What? No!
Salmon shoots Solved
Joao: My Lord, I think that your teachings must spread wider throughout these lands
Wall: You're right. I'm going to make a TV ad
Joao: What?
Wall: Migueus, think of a catchy slogan for the radio
Mig: What about “You dont f*** up at all if you believe in the Wall?”
Wall: Try to put in some more swear words and the word ,,poverty” too
Joao: Are you seriously pondering to violate the laws He told us to follow? You're his son!
Wall: So what he isn't even looking
Joao: How can you be sure?
Wall: It's Friday 10pm duh he's watching ,,Brothers and Sisters” <.<

Salmi: Wall, look! There's a blind man blocking the street!
Wall: Eliminate him
Joao: No! You have to cure his blindness!
Man: Halpz I arz srsly wiv a siknas :(
Wall: Kind man what is your name?
Man: I am the Orly-man, ancestor of the orly-owl
Wall: Cool. I killed her.
Man: Wut srsly?
Wall: No. Now let me cure you
Man: Tanks ye veri mawch
Wall: Here's the cure; it's a coupon for a free eye operation at Operiacion Dermostetica in Lisbon
Man: Hau does I gets der?
Wall: And...cut! Edit out his last sentence
Salmi: Excellent scene my Lord
Man: Wut abautz mai kyoor?
Wall: Get out of my face c*mbit*h

Man: Welcome to Djaroozallemm
Wall: I thought Jerusalem was a bit different
Man: Indeed it is, Sir, this is Djaroozallem. Jerusalem is up that hill
Wall: Are there any strip clubs 'round here? Y'know?

The next day Wall was crucified for raping underage women and died



THE WALL'S EPIC NAME JAM

Miguel: What is a name jam?
Wall: It's like this:
Miguel: I can't see anything
Anything: But I'm right over here
Here: Yep, he's on top of me
Me: Really? I ain't seeing him
Him: I'm right behind you noob
You: And I'm between some fat guys
Somefatguys: I'm so fat I count as two
SofatIcountastwo: No you're not! Only I am like myself
Myself: I disagree
Disagree: No, I am lol
Lol: You're not! Stop impersonating other people!
Otherpeople: What did I do now?
I: I was just sitting here and doing nothing
Sittinghereanddoingnothing: So you like being other people then?
Otherpeople: I can understand that
That: You're like the first one to do so
Thefirstonetodoso: Do you think we're compatible?
Compatible: I seriously doubt that
That: So my statement was wrong?
Mystatement: I was wrong? I didn't say anything!
Wrong?Ididn'tsayanything: No, you weren't me
Me: Yes he wasn't
N't: He was me?
Me: No, he wasn't!
N't: So he was like me?!
Me: No!!!
No: Stop calling me
Me: I'm not calling myself!
Myself: Now you are!
!: Woot first time I appear
Wall: Hey that's not fair
Notfair: Nigga haz arriv3d
Arriv3d: You got me baby
Mebaby: Yes he does
He: You spin me right round baby right round
Me: Aww that hurts


Wall shorts 1

Wall: I am your father
Luke: Srsly?
Wall: Ya
Luke: Or like just like an er..adoption father or something like that
Wall: No, I f**** your mum
Luke: That doesn't prove anything
Wall: You were inside my balls like 20 years ago
Luke: Disgusting!


Wall: This is the story of the little Jimmy who feared the city at night. But one night his mum told him: Jimmy, get the f*** out and go to the supermarket and buy me some diet coke. So little Jimmy went out into the night and had to go through a narrow street that lied in shadows. There, a bad man was hiding behind some unimportant crates that I shouldn't even have mentioned but now I did that means that they are somewhat important but they in fact aren't so I am just forgetting about them now. So the little man took out a knife and told Jimmy to give him his money. Jimmy gave his 6$ to the man but he was still unhappy and killed Jimmy. So Jimmy died.


Wall: This is the story of the little Jimmy who... wait, we already go that one


Wall: This is not the story of the little Jimmy who feared the city at night. But one night his mum didn't tell him: Jimmy gtfo and go to the supermarket and lol this isn't funny <.<


Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see?
Wall: Yes. Can't you say something else?
Robotnik: ees I lausu SA GNIPoonS
Wall: He's got to be kidding me <.<


Wall: What is the difference between a car and an elephant?
-There are many differences
Wall: What does the Jew say to the postman?
-Hello


Wall: But I don't want to go to the psycologist
Psy: The test results are in
Wall: Great!
Psy: You are clearly mentally retarded
Wall: Oh :(


Wall: Why shouldn't you piss off an ant?
-They can be very antgry at you! Wait, that can't be right....
Salmi: Who wrote that shit?
Wall: I don't know I just got the paper
Salmi: I want the script writer dead right now!
Script: Here's the correction
Wall: Thanks- Why shouldn't you piss off an ant?
-Because I, Wall, are retarded and...f*** Joao? What?
Script: Lulz
And so the script writer died


Wall: What happens if you combine human eyes with the element tellerium?
-Television!
Salmi: What?
Script: I couldn't do any better
Salmi: Try this one; I wrote it myself
Wall: What happens if you combine a human with dinner?
-Supperman!
Wall: That one was a bit funny lol
Salmi: You see?


Wall: What happens if you combine...I'm really sick of this line, can't we get another one?
Salmi: Like what?
Wall: Like “What is the difference between...” or “Why do birds fly?”
Salmi: Why do birds fly then?
Wall: Because they don't want to fall to the ground
Salmi: F*** you

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