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| Wall | May 2 2009, 09:10 PM Post #1 |
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THE WALL'S ATTRACTIVE 6-PACK or WallPackExtreme 700 times academy award winner, and also winner Oscar of the ,,Wall theater with the most pointless ending” -,,The classic of modern Non-Sense-Fiction literature!”- The Thames -,,I don't wanna comment this <.<...”- Jonathan Cockwood (Even I dunno who that is) The Wall impersonates JC Starring: Wall, Salmon, Joao, Migueus and a bunch of other people 30km south of Jerusalem, 33 AD Wall: Hey guys who wants to check out the hot night clubs in Jeezy? Joao: No, O Lord, you must proceed with your quest to convert humanity Humanity: I'm already a Christian Wall: So the problem is solved Solved: I try...really, but I f*** up all the time Wall: Don't worry solved. Kill him Solved: What? No! Salmon shoots Solved Joao: My Lord, I think that your teachings must spread wider throughout these lands Wall: You're right. I'm going to make a TV ad Joao: What? Wall: Migueus, think of a catchy slogan for the radio Mig: What about “You dont f*** up at all if you believe in the Wall?” Wall: Try to put in some more swear words and the word ,,poverty” too Joao: Are you seriously pondering to violate the laws He told us to follow? You're his son! Wall: So what he isn't even looking Joao: How can you be sure? Wall: It's Friday 10pm duh he's watching ,,Brothers and Sisters” <.< Salmi: Wall, look! There's a blind man blocking the street! Wall: Eliminate him Joao: No! You have to cure his blindness! Man: Halpz I arz srsly wiv a siknas ![]() Wall: Kind man what is your name? Man: I am the Orly-man, ancestor of the orly-owl Wall: Cool. I killed her. Man: Wut srsly? Wall: No. Now let me cure you Man: Tanks ye veri mawch Wall: Here's the cure; it's a coupon for a free eye operation at Operiacion Dermostetica in Lisbon Man: Hau does I gets der? Wall: And...cut! Edit out his last sentence Salmi: Excellent scene my Lord Man: Wut abautz mai kyoor? Wall: Get out of my face c*mbit*h Man: Welcome to Djaroozallemm Wall: I thought Jerusalem was a bit different Man: Indeed it is, Sir, this is Djaroozallem. Jerusalem is up that hill Wall: Are there any strip clubs 'round here? Y'know? The next day Wall was crucified for raping underage women and died THE WALL'S EPIC NAME JAM Miguel: What is a name jam? Wall: It's like this: Miguel: I can't see anything Anything: But I'm right over here Here: Yep, he's on top of me Me: Really? I ain't seeing him Him: I'm right behind you noob You: And I'm between some fat guys Somefatguys: I'm so fat I count as two SofatIcountastwo: No you're not! Only I am like myself Myself: I disagree Disagree: No, I am lol Lol: You're not! Stop impersonating other people! Otherpeople: What did I do now? I: I was just sitting here and doing nothing Sittinghereanddoingnothing: So you like being other people then? Otherpeople: I can understand that That: You're like the first one to do so Thefirstonetodoso: Do you think we're compatible? Compatible: I seriously doubt that That: So my statement was wrong? Mystatement: I was wrong? I didn't say anything! Wrong?Ididn'tsayanything: No, you weren't me Me: Yes he wasn't N't: He was me? Me: No, he wasn't! N't: So he was like me?! Me: No!!! No: Stop calling me Me: I'm not calling myself! Myself: Now you are! !: Woot first time I appear Wall: Hey that's not fair Notfair: Nigga haz arriv3d Arriv3d: You got me baby Mebaby: Yes he does He: You spin me right round baby right round Me: Aww that hurts Wall shorts 1 Wall: I am your father Luke: Srsly? Wall: Ya Luke: Or like just like an er..adoption father or something like that Wall: No, I f**** your mum Luke: That doesn't prove anything Wall: You were inside my balls like 20 years ago Luke: Disgusting! Wall: This is the story of the little Jimmy who feared the city at night. But one night his mum told him: Jimmy, get the f*** out and go to the supermarket and buy me some diet coke. So little Jimmy went out into the night and had to go through a narrow street that lied in shadows. There, a bad man was hiding behind some unimportant crates that I shouldn't even have mentioned but now I did that means that they are somewhat important but they in fact aren't so I am just forgetting about them now. So the little man took out a knife and told Jimmy to give him his money. Jimmy gave his 6$ to the man but he was still unhappy and killed Jimmy. So Jimmy died. Wall: This is the story of the little Jimmy who... wait, we already go that one Wall: This is not the story of the little Jimmy who feared the city at night. But one night his mum didn't tell him: Jimmy gtfo and go to the supermarket and lol this isn't funny <.< Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see? Wall: Yes. Can't you say something else? Robotnik: ees I lausu SA GNIPoonS Wall: He's got to be kidding me <.< Wall: What is the difference between a car and an elephant? -There are many differences Wall: What does the Jew say to the postman? -Hello Wall: But I don't want to go to the psycologist Psy: The test results are in Wall: Great! Psy: You are clearly mentally retarded Wall: Oh ![]() Wall: Why shouldn't you piss off an ant? -They can be very antgry at you! Wait, that can't be right.... Salmi: Who wrote that shit? Wall: I don't know I just got the paper Salmi: I want the script writer dead right now! Script: Here's the correction Wall: Thanks- Why shouldn't you piss off an ant? -Because I, Wall, are retarded and...f*** Joao? What? Script: Lulz And so the script writer died Wall: What happens if you combine human eyes with the element tellerium? -Television! Salmi: What? Script: I couldn't do any better Salmi: Try this one; I wrote it myself Wall: What happens if you combine a human with dinner? -Supperman! Wall: That one was a bit funny lol Salmi: You see? Wall: What happens if you combine...I'm really sick of this line, can't we get another one? Salmi: Like what? Wall: Like “What is the difference between...” or “Why do birds fly?” Salmi: Why do birds fly then? Wall: Because they don't want to fall to the ground Salmi: F*** you |
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