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The Fate Of Margarida; Yarli
Topic Started: Apr 28 2009, 05:40 PM (82 Views)
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THE FATE OF MARGARIDA(Wall)

Winner of 3 Wall Academy Awards and 2 Oscars for ,,Not the best Wall episode” and ,,Worst actor (Margarida)”

The idea: There is a trial where Wall and Margarida will have to defend themselves and accuse each other. The loser will die and the winner will win. And die. Nah, jk :p
Lul you can read this :)



Lisbon court house
Judge: May the trial start. Margarida, as you're the accused one, you can start
Mar: He ate my bread :'( start's crying
Judge: Is that true Wall?
Truewall: Yes it's me! I never thought anyone would-...
Wall: Fuck you! Yes it's true, your lowness
Judge: Do you have any proof of that Margarida?
Mar: Yes, the Wall just admitted it!
Judge: Can you prove that?
Mar: No!
Judge: No accusation then
Mar: Woot? I don't understand anything :(
Judge: The clock says 0 accusations for Wall and 0 for Margarida. Your turn Wall
Wall: Your highness, I want to accuse Margarida for raping Miguel
Mar: Woot?
Judge: Witness Miguel, is that true?
Wall: Say that you were raped by her
Miguel: I was raped by Margarida
Judge: That isn't proof enough
Miguel: What?
Wall: Your highness, you were the judge of the 9/11 case. Tell me, how did you punish the terrorists
Judge: I didn't. They were sent free because there wasn't enough proof
Mar: Woot I don't understand anything :(

Judge:Margarida, it's your turn now. Why do you think you're better than Wall?
Mar: I think Wall is a fucking stinking fuck-lick-fag-faggot
Judge: Wall?
Wall: I'm busy
Judge: You're playing domino in trial
Wall: It's not domino! It's...domina!
Judge: Against yourself?
Wall: No, that's another Wall duh. My twin brother
Wal: Hey
Judge: Wall, you were accused of domino in trial! I mean, of being a faggot...
Wall: Domino
Judge: Stop that! Margarida, your domino was accept-...fuck, not domino! Your accusation!
Mar: Woot I don't understand anything?
Judge: Wall, the number of accusations against you is now domino! I mean, one <.<
Wall: I don't f****** care?
Judge: It is now your turn
Wall: I have no 4, so I'll have to put this white stone next to the 6
Judge: Damn! You knew that I had no 4
Mar: Woot I don't understand anything :( are you guys playing domino?
Wall: No, we're having wild gay sex unprotected
Mar: Woot?

After a brief pause

Judge: Margarida, it's your turn again! And you are winning 1-0!
Mar: Your honor, I want to show this video of our school 4 weeks ago
Inserts video
****
You can see Wall and all the pupils scared in the corner of a classroom

Rap: Wall you're going to the principal with me
Wall: And you're going to hell
Wall kills Ms Rap
Joao: No!
Wall kills Joao
Salmi: Yes!
Wall kills Joao again
Salmi: YES!
Wall: Enough! Everybody back to your seats or I will shoot you!
Salmi: You don't even have a gun
Wall: Oh yeah? How did I kill these people then?
Salmi: With my gun
Wall: Everybody form a line I want to kill you all
Alex: Why?
Wall: Because I have serious brain problems
Salmi: You don't even have a brain!
Wall shoots Salmi

****

Mar: I want to accuse Wall of having serious brain problems like she said it herself in this video
Wall: I should have killed you
Mar: You did <.<
Judge: 2-0! Wall, you only have 3 chances left! 2 of them must work so you can have the chance of surviving this trial!
Wall: That is no problem! Check this vid out:

*****
50 cent is speaking into a mic in front of 50k people
50Cent: Yo, when you hear talk of the Southside, you hear talk of the team
See niggas feared Prince and respected Preme
For all you slow muthafuckas I'm a break it down iller
See Preme was a business man and Prince was the killer

******

Wall: Yeah niggaz gimme some noise
Judge: Why did you show us a video of a 50 cent performance?
Wall: I dunno
Mar: Woot I don't understand anything :(
Judge: Margarida, your turn
Mar: I have this sound tape I recorded while I was mast****ing in the bathroom of the school because I had a 6 at math
Wall: Lul

Robotnik: You got the coke?
Wall: How could I ever forget?
Robotnik: Thank you very much
Margarida: Oh fuck yes
Wall: There's someone jacking off in this toilet!
Robotnik: Let's rape her!
Door is opened and rape sounds


Mar: Brief summary: The Wall deals coke and raped me
Wall: I protest!
Judge: What do you have to say against that Wall?
Wall: I was selling coca-cola to a friend and he raped her not me
Judge: Is that true Margarida?
Mar: Woot I don't understand anything :(
Judge: Accusation denied. Great job Wall. Now it's your turn
Wall: OK listen to this:

Mar: I have this sound tape I recorded while I was mast****ing in the bathroom of the school because I had a 6 at math
Wall: Lul
Robotnik: You got the coke?
Wall: How could I ever forget?
Robotnik: Thank you very much
Margarida: Oh fuck yes
Wall: There's someone jacking off in this toilet!
Robotnik: Let's rape her!
Door is opened and rape sounds


Judge: You just recorded the conversation and the tape!
Wall: I accuse Margarida of ********** in the toilet
Judge: Is that true Margarida?
Mar: I need ph33l-good after I get bad marks
Judge: So you ****** in the toilet every day?
Mar: Yes :(
Judge: Good job Wall! Your domino-...what the fuck? Anyway, it's your turn now Margarida
Mar: Your highness, I want to show you something
Judge: A paper? I wonder what's written in it
Wall: Err judge you gotta wait till this page ends before you see it
Judge: Oh yeah or else it would be a white hole
Wall: Yeah and the writer doesn't like that
Judge: Well, only 6 more lines anyway
Wall: 5
Judge: 4
Wall: 3
Judge: 2
Wall: 1
Judge: We counted wrong lol
Wall: Now you can see the paper
Judge: OK let's take a look

[Sorry I couldn't put in the pic, you can see a penis and Margarida wanting the judge to have sex with her now]

Judge: That's suppose to be a joke right?
Mar: woot no
Wall: Is it my turn? I just got the super-evidence that Margarida should not live
Judge: Yes it's your turn Wall
Kilian: Hey Margarida I've been looking for you
Mar: Oh no
Kilian: Here's your 6 in Math
Mar: Woot :'( ? I don't understand anything . Be right back I'm going to the bathroom
Judge: So Wall, we're alone now
Wall: Here's what I got: a videotape of yesterday night in Margaridas room!:

****
In a dark room
Mar: I just hope that Wall will be killed
Miguel: Yes, me too. That's why I'm going to help you
Mar: How?
Miguel: You will say that you mas*****te when you get bad marks
Mar: Ok...
Miguel: Then I will tell Mr. Kilian to give you your math test and you go to the toilet b8 OK?
Mar: Ok...
Miguel: Then I will meet you and give you a gun and we will go on a rampage
Wall: OK
Miguel: Great. Wait, wtf!? What's Wall doing here?!!**!**!ò'39428'4y328904ui+2o1**!!!!
Fight sounds


*****

Judge: Wait a minute!
Miguel: There's no waiting!
Judge: You don't have a gun!
Miguel: Yes, I know! I came here to show you the true evil master of all this: Wall!
Wall: I think he already knows me Miguel thank you
Judge: What? Wall, you are the evil one? I thought Miguel wanted to kill you and me!
Miguel: I explain everything. But only on the next page, because then it would be too long
Wall: Fuck it
Miguel: Ok, I start:

As you may already have noticed, one or two things of the videotapes and sound tapes aren't logical: I apparently told Margarida to say that she b8s whenever she gets bad marks, but that implies that she hasn't done so until I told her. That means that the sound tape of Wall dealing drugs in the bathroom is fake.
Judge: But that's bad for Margarida!

Miguel: No, no! Let me finish:

Margarida hasn't lied. Wall has. Because Wall apparently said that it was true, so he was lying too. But why would he lie? Well, it's because...fuck, yeah, why would he? Omg I forgot what to sayWall: Apparently you forgot that I'm not the bad one; Margarida is!
Judge: 2-2! The next accusation will lead to death!
Mar: I want to say something rational!
Judge/Wall/Miguel: OMG!
Mar: I didn't lie; Wall did! And I can prove it!
Judge/Wall/Wall's lawn/Miguel: How?
Judge: Wait wtf is your lawn doing in this court Wall?
Wall's lawn: Lul I'm off cya
Mar:

Wall lied when he showed you the video of me and Miguel. In fact, apart from a sex affair, I have nothing to do with him! So, the last video you have seen is fake.Judge: And that would mean that Wall is a liar, and...
Mar: ...and that she made up the facts and...
Wall: ...that I won!
Judge: Correct! Kill Margarida!
Mar: Woot I don't understand anything :(

And so Margarida died

The End

Now to something classic:

Wall: Let's go to Italy!
Miguel: No! I'm sick of going to Italy!!
SickofgoingtoItaly: No, I am that person!
Thatperson: No, you're not! I am!
Iam: You called me?
Calledme: Yes I am!
Iam: Good to know
Toknow: I like it when people appreciate my work
Itwhenpeopleappreciatemywork: Really?
Really: Yes?
Yes: What is it?
It: I'm a person duh
Apersonduh: No you're not
Not: No he's not me!
Me: yep, he surely is n't
N't: Hm? You just woke me up
Me: I was already taking part in the conversation!
Alreadytakingpartintheconversation: You were me? Like, in the past? Really?
Really: The End

The End





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