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The Wall in the Easter Holidays; An easter holidays special
Topic Started: Apr 17 2009, 11:05 AM (65 Views)
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Written by David S.

The Wall in the Easter Holidays

What is the most boring thing you have ever done? This is way worse...

In the mansion


Wall: I don't wanna go on holidays!
Mum: No, you must go Wall! And Miguel, Salmi and Aguiar too!
Wall: What about dad?
Mum: He died of drinking alcohol last year, remember?
Wall: No, I drank too much to forget about that
Miguel: But I don't wanna go away! I am fighting a boss and it is going to take another 4 hours!
Mum: Turn off Wow Miguel
Miguel: NO! I DON'T WANNNA! I F**KING NEED THIS!
Mum: Wall, logon into WoW and backstab Miguel!
Wall: Hell yeah
Wall logs into Wow
Wall: Wtf shitty grafics ftl
Miguel: What is your character named Wall?
Wall: Monks_fak_u, a lvl 230 Priest
Miguel: You can't be lvl 230!
Wall: Who said I was?
Miguel: You!
Wall: Really? I meant 350!

Salmi shuts down both computers

Salmi: Let's go! You'll wake baby Aguiar up
Aguiar: Gugu dada! Gu-...wait I'm not a baby -.-
Wall: Where are we going anyway?
Mum: To Piódão
Wall: Let me guess: A village with max. 50 people made of stone in the north of Portugal
Salmi: You forgot to state that it sucks
Mum: It doesn't! We're going there now! The hotel has a swimming pool, snooker and a gym!
Wall: Who cares if there's someone called Jim there

3 hours later, in the hotel

Wall: We'd like to check in please
Woman: OK could you fill this here please?
Wall: Your p***y?
Woman: No, you pervert! The form! This sheet of paper!

Wall: I can do both at the same time! Wanna bet?
Mum: Wall, me and the boys are going to the swimming pool now
Wall: Don't you want to check out the rooms first?
Mum: We didn't book any rooms, we're here illegally
Wall: What? Where are we going to sleep?
Mum: In the hotel part for illegal visitors of course

In the swimming pool


Salmi: Aren't you coming in Wall?
Wall: A wall in a swimming pool? Are you kidding me?
Salmi: Oh yeah, you're right...
Wall: There are no swimming trunks for my size noob
Salmi: You don't even have a p***s
Wall: So what? I'm not a nudist either
Miguel: Mum! Help!
Mum: What is it Miguel?
Miguel: I think I just shot Aguiar!
Mum: What makes you think that sweetie?
Miguel: Well, I shot him
Mum: Oh my god!
Miguel: Call 911 Wall! Quick!
Wall: What about my manicure?
Miguel: If Aguiar dies you'll never be able to use his computer again!
Wall: Nor see the magazines he buys? Never!

Wall calls 911


911: 911 emergency line please wait for your turn

Stupid music for 3 minutes

911: Yes, how can I help you?
Wall: My brother just shot another brother of mine!
911: Please wait, you will be redirected to the brother-shot-brother- line

Stupid music for 3 minutes

Advert: Has your brother just shot your other brother? Do you want to help him because you fear that you will never be able to use his computer because only he knew the password? Do you also want to keep reading the new porn magazines he buys? Then don't call 911, but call 123! We at 123 safely extract all the information of a dead or alive brain and can transfer them into you! You will know the password AND the way your brother gets the magazines! What are you waiting for?
Wall: F**k

Mum: Wall, how long will they take?
Wall: About 30 minutes mum
Mum: Good, that gives me enough time to buy a drink at the bar
Wall: Wtf


The 123 guys come


Brad: Hey I'm Brad I'm from the 123-service where is the patient
Wall: Over there
Brad: Oh my god
Wall: Miguel, stop raping Aguiar please
Miguel: F**k, I thought I was alone
Wall: And Salmi stop raping the water filter
Salmi: That's not me, that's Miguel again
Miguel: I think I'm a compulsive raper :(
Wall: Brad dude, I want the password now
Brad: It's not that easy Wall, first we have to rape the victims brain
Wall: Wtf?
Miguel: Done
Brad: Then we will have to shit on it, paint it purple with red dots and then Wall has to eat it
Wall: Can I eat it now?
Brad: But then it wouldn't taste so good
Salmi: You're not from 911!
Brad: Neither are you
Salmi: I'm from the 9.11., that's close to 911
Brad: The bad humor of the terrorists...
And so

Wall: Yes! I know the password of Aguiars computer! And also how he gets the magazines
Brad: No you don't?
Wall: Yes I do!
Brad: Wtf? Grabs cellphone Hey Josh, you didn't tell me this shit really works
Josh: Really? Have you told him about the hidden cameras yet?
Wall: Hidden cameras?
Brad: Welcome to the TV show “Who wants to be fooled”
Wall: What?
Brad: It's the naughtiest show in the whole HumorTV
Wall: You made me eat my brothers brain!
Brad: No, that's not really your brother's, we gave you someone elses!
Joao: Who opened my head?
Wall: I ate Joaos brain? Eww!

Mum: Mmm, hey guys, wanna go for a walk in the mountains? Miguel, stop raping the bed
Miguel: I need a kyure for my rape addiction
Mum: I know one: we'll cut your p***s off! Free, simple and fun
Miguel: But I got 5 :\
Mum: We're going to a mental institution! Wall and Salmi, you stay here and help Aguiar
Salmi: Where is Aguiar anyway?
Wall: We left him in the pool lulz


On the way to the Retard Club

Mum: Miguel, entertain yourself with something else than the front wheel
Miguel: I'm in a very delicate position here!
Mum: How can you rape a wheel when I'm driving 130km/h?
Miguel: Don't ask or else the writer will notice his mistake and I will get seriously hurt
Writer: For the lulz
Miguels p**** gets stuck in the wheel
Miguel: F***ing shit!

Meanwhile, in the hotel

Wall: Hey Jim
Gym: Hi
Salmi: You're a gym called Jim? Funny
Gym: You're like the first guys that don't find it strange that I'm a talking gym
Wall: And you call that strange? Wait till you watch Mcrolld
Gym: What's that?
Wall: Nothing Jim. And don't miss “Mcrolld got Mcrolld” too! It's 3pic
Gym: I don't even have a computer! And I don't fit in a room, I am a room :'(
Wall: Don't worry, I know how to solve your problem!
Salmi: Warning, bad idea ahead
Wall: We will perform Mcrolld in front of you ourselves!
Salmi: What?!

Retard Club Lisbon (SLB)

Miguel: Why is it short SLB if those aren't the initials?
Mum: Because they are retarded duh
Retard: Hey I'm Bush
Miguel: The president?
Retard: No, I'm a real bush! Watch! I am green
Mum: Miguel! Stop raping him!
Miguel: He said he's a bush!
Retard: Not in the rabbit hole! No!

Doc: So, who of you two is the retarded one?
Miguel & Mum: He is!/She is!
Doc: Well, there's only one way to fi...stop raping me!
Miguel: Sorry
Doc: Well, there's only one way to find out who of you two is ret-...stop it!
Miguel: I can't help it
Doc: You guys are going to answer a question on a sheet of paper...here it is
Doc: Stop raping the paper Miguel!
Miguel: Where's the question?
Doc: What is 2 to the power of Uranus?
Doc: Stop raping Uranus Miguel
Miguel: That's easy! 0! Because Uranus has no power!
Mum: No, it's 1, because 2 to the power of 0 is 1
Doc: Mum is right!
Mum: Great! Cya Miguel
Doc: Grab her! She's the crazy one!
Mum: Wtf?
Doc: Only a retarded person can solve that question
Miguel: Lulz

Meanwhile

Wall: Three agenda
Salmi: Tttthhhhrrreeeeeee Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnndddddddddaaaaaaaaaa
Wall: Koreka koreka koreka koreka koreka
Gym: That video sucks
Wall: Die

Wall kills Jim


Gym: What did you do? I am here!
Wall: Omg I killed a person!
Jim: Don't worry I won't tell anybody that you killed me
Wall: How can I be sure?
Jim: I'm dead?
Wall: Oh yeah lol
Gym: I'm gonna sue you Wall
Wall: Try it

After 2 years of trial


Wall: I give up
Gym: Good

The plausible end(ing)


Credits/Inspirations:
Monsieur Karakatongo
SLB
Stupid weekend of Easter holidays in Piódão
Piódão
INATEL in Piódão
Gym of the INATEL in Piódão
Swimming pool of the INATEL in Pi..fuck this name
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