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| The Wall in the Easter Holidays; An easter holidays special | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 17 2009, 11:05 AM (65 Views) | |
| Wall | Apr 17 2009, 11:05 AM Post #1 |
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Written by David S. The Wall in the Easter Holidays What is the most boring thing you have ever done? This is way worse... In the mansion Wall: I don't wanna go on holidays! Mum: No, you must go Wall! And Miguel, Salmi and Aguiar too! Wall: What about dad? Mum: He died of drinking alcohol last year, remember? Wall: No, I drank too much to forget about that Miguel: But I don't wanna go away! I am fighting a boss and it is going to take another 4 hours! Mum: Turn off Wow Miguel Miguel: NO! I DON'T WANNNA! I F**KING NEED THIS! Mum: Wall, logon into WoW and backstab Miguel! Wall: Hell yeah Wall logs into Wow Wall: Wtf shitty grafics ftl Miguel: What is your character named Wall? Wall: Monks_fak_u, a lvl 230 Priest Miguel: You can't be lvl 230! Wall: Who said I was? Miguel: You! Wall: Really? I meant 350! Salmi shuts down both computers Salmi: Let's go! You'll wake baby Aguiar up Aguiar: Gugu dada! Gu-...wait I'm not a baby -.- Wall: Where are we going anyway? Mum: To Piódão Wall: Let me guess: A village with max. 50 people made of stone in the north of Portugal Salmi: You forgot to state that it sucks Mum: It doesn't! We're going there now! The hotel has a swimming pool, snooker and a gym! Wall: Who cares if there's someone called Jim there 3 hours later, in the hotel Wall: We'd like to check in please Woman: OK could you fill this here please? Wall: Your p***y? Woman: No, you pervert! The form! This sheet of paper! Wall: I can do both at the same time! Wanna bet? Mum: Wall, me and the boys are going to the swimming pool now Wall: Don't you want to check out the rooms first? Mum: We didn't book any rooms, we're here illegally Wall: What? Where are we going to sleep? Mum: In the hotel part for illegal visitors of course In the swimming pool Salmi: Aren't you coming in Wall? Wall: A wall in a swimming pool? Are you kidding me? Salmi: Oh yeah, you're right... Wall: There are no swimming trunks for my size noob Salmi: You don't even have a p***s Wall: So what? I'm not a nudist either Miguel: Mum! Help! Mum: What is it Miguel? Miguel: I think I just shot Aguiar! Mum: What makes you think that sweetie? Miguel: Well, I shot him Mum: Oh my god! Miguel: Call 911 Wall! Quick! Wall: What about my manicure? Miguel: If Aguiar dies you'll never be able to use his computer again! Wall: Nor see the magazines he buys? Never! Wall calls 911 911: 911 emergency line please wait for your turn Stupid music for 3 minutes 911: Yes, how can I help you? Wall: My brother just shot another brother of mine! 911: Please wait, you will be redirected to the brother-shot-brother- line Stupid music for 3 minutes Advert: Has your brother just shot your other brother? Do you want to help him because you fear that you will never be able to use his computer because only he knew the password? Do you also want to keep reading the new porn magazines he buys? Then don't call 911, but call 123! We at 123 safely extract all the information of a dead or alive brain and can transfer them into you! You will know the password AND the way your brother gets the magazines! What are you waiting for? Wall: F**k Mum: Wall, how long will they take? Wall: About 30 minutes mum Mum: Good, that gives me enough time to buy a drink at the bar Wall: Wtf The 123 guys come Brad: Hey I'm Brad I'm from the 123-service where is the patient Wall: Over there Brad: Oh my god Wall: Miguel, stop raping Aguiar please Miguel: F**k, I thought I was alone Wall: And Salmi stop raping the water filter Salmi: That's not me, that's Miguel again Miguel: I think I'm a compulsive raper ![]() Wall: Brad dude, I want the password now Brad: It's not that easy Wall, first we have to rape the victims brain Wall: Wtf? Miguel: Done Brad: Then we will have to shit on it, paint it purple with red dots and then Wall has to eat it Wall: Can I eat it now? Brad: But then it wouldn't taste so good Salmi: You're not from 911! Brad: Neither are you Salmi: I'm from the 9.11., that's close to 911 Brad: The bad humor of the terrorists... And so Wall: Yes! I know the password of Aguiars computer! And also how he gets the magazines Brad: No you don't? Wall: Yes I do! Brad: Wtf? Grabs cellphone Hey Josh, you didn't tell me this shit really works Josh: Really? Have you told him about the hidden cameras yet? Wall: Hidden cameras? Brad: Welcome to the TV show “Who wants to be fooled” Wall: What? Brad: It's the naughtiest show in the whole HumorTV Wall: You made me eat my brothers brain! Brad: No, that's not really your brother's, we gave you someone elses! Joao: Who opened my head? Wall: I ate Joaos brain? Eww! Mum: Mmm, hey guys, wanna go for a walk in the mountains? Miguel, stop raping the bed Miguel: I need a kyure for my rape addiction Mum: I know one: we'll cut your p***s off! Free, simple and fun Miguel: But I got 5 :\ Mum: We're going to a mental institution! Wall and Salmi, you stay here and help Aguiar Salmi: Where is Aguiar anyway? Wall: We left him in the pool lulz On the way to the Retard Club Mum: Miguel, entertain yourself with something else than the front wheel Miguel: I'm in a very delicate position here! Mum: How can you rape a wheel when I'm driving 130km/h? Miguel: Don't ask or else the writer will notice his mistake and I will get seriously hurt Writer: For the lulz Miguels p**** gets stuck in the wheel Miguel: F***ing shit! Meanwhile, in the hotel Wall: Hey Jim Gym: Hi Salmi: You're a gym called Jim? Funny Gym: You're like the first guys that don't find it strange that I'm a talking gym Wall: And you call that strange? Wait till you watch Mcrolld Gym: What's that? Wall: Nothing Jim. And don't miss “Mcrolld got Mcrolld” too! It's 3pic Gym: I don't even have a computer! And I don't fit in a room, I am a room ![]() Wall: Don't worry, I know how to solve your problem! Salmi: Warning, bad idea ahead Wall: We will perform Mcrolld in front of you ourselves! Salmi: What?! Retard Club Lisbon (SLB) Miguel: Why is it short SLB if those aren't the initials? Mum: Because they are retarded duh Retard: Hey I'm Bush Miguel: The president? Retard: No, I'm a real bush! Watch! I am green Mum: Miguel! Stop raping him! Miguel: He said he's a bush! Retard: Not in the rabbit hole! No! Doc: So, who of you two is the retarded one? Miguel & Mum: He is!/She is! Doc: Well, there's only one way to fi...stop raping me! Miguel: Sorry Doc: Well, there's only one way to find out who of you two is ret-...stop it! Miguel: I can't help it Doc: You guys are going to answer a question on a sheet of paper...here it is Doc: Stop raping the paper Miguel! Miguel: Where's the question? Doc: What is 2 to the power of Uranus? Doc: Stop raping Uranus Miguel Miguel: That's easy! 0! Because Uranus has no power! Mum: No, it's 1, because 2 to the power of 0 is 1 Doc: Mum is right! Mum: Great! Cya Miguel Doc: Grab her! She's the crazy one! Mum: Wtf? Doc: Only a retarded person can solve that question Miguel: Lulz Meanwhile Wall: Three agenda Salmi: Tttthhhhrrreeeeeee Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnndddddddddaaaaaaaaaa Wall: Koreka koreka koreka koreka koreka Gym: That video sucks Wall: Die Wall kills Jim Gym: What did you do? I am here! Wall: Omg I killed a person! Jim: Don't worry I won't tell anybody that you killed me Wall: How can I be sure? Jim: I'm dead? Wall: Oh yeah lol Gym: I'm gonna sue you Wall Wall: Try it After 2 years of trial Wall: I give up Gym: Good The plausible end(ing) Credits/Inspirations: Monsieur Karakatongo SLB Stupid weekend of Easter holidays in Piódão Piódão INATEL in Piódão Gym of the INATEL in Piódão Swimming pool of the INATEL in Pi..fuck this name |
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| Wall | Apr 17 2009, 11:16 AM Post #2 |
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Cumments and cumrections post now plz |
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