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The World Assembly Vanguard
Topic Started: Oct 1 2009, 04:02 AM (259 Views)
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WA ASSEMBLY VANGUARD RESOLUTION #1

The World Assembly Vanguard
A resolution to establish administrative parameters.

Category: Bookkeeping | Effect: Sweeping | Proposed by: Unibot


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The Adopted Nations of the World Assembly Vanguard,

ACCEPTING for ambassadors to fully enjoy discussing and debating matters of the WA, they would need a nook of their own free of elitism and snobbery;

DEVOID of a way to free discussion from elitism and snobbery, without either...
1. Eradicating those who oppose free thought and populism.
2. Establishing a new political forum for populism to flourish in the WA.

FURTHER DEVOID of a way to complete option one, much to our displeasure, without being charged with some criminal offense;

SUPPOSES option two doesn't sound too awful though;

HEREBY

1. ESTABLISHES the World Assembly Vanguard as a safeground from elitism.

2. INDOCTRINATES the members of the Vanguard to never oppose resolutions or thoughts because of its author's political lineage or any other factor of discrimination, for that matter.

3. ENCOURAGES members of the World Assembly Vanguard to ardently seek perfection in their work, and tackle political issues that they feel compelled to resolve.

4. FURTHER ENCOURAGES the Vanguard to spread its values across the WA to those who are willing to listen.




Edited by unibot, Oct 1 2009, 09:06 PM.
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Ambassador Floyd Lafargue was not an experienced politician, in fact he was a gardener who had been falsely diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer -- later spending twenty years cryogenically frozen.

Afterwards the sudden deindustrialization, and societal collapse of Unibot, the surviving government decided to repopulate Unibot by warming up those cryogenically frozen. Floyd was the only one surprisingly that did not shatter into ten thousand pieces like a plate of glass hitting the ground.

So there he was, standing in a discussion hall, thrust into a high ranking political position as the representative of the Unibot delegation for the Vanguard.

This had seemed like an important job, that was, until he discovered the Discussion Hall to be empty, and the Vanguard containing two members.

Apparently the rest of the Unibotian delegation just wanted to get rid of him.
Edited by unibot, Oct 1 2009, 09:42 PM.
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Lars Inki cautiously looks around. The Hall looks so pristine.

In an involuntary, possibly territorial movement, he reaches out to smudge a gleaming section of brushed aluminium, then hurriedly wipes it.

Guiltily he looks up, then realises that no-one has seen his little act of vandalism. He calls out merrily to the hall at large, and to the figure some distance away "Sorry, it all looked so perfect, I just HAD to. You know how it is. My name is Lars. Nice decor in here!"



(sig, avatar, God work to do!)

Edited by Minyos, Oct 2 2009, 07:30 PM.
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Oct 2 2009, 07:06 PM
Lars Inki cautiously looks around. The Hall looks so pristine.

In an involuntary, possibly territorial movement, he reaches out to smudge a gleaming section of brushed aluminium, then hurriedly wipes it.

Guiltily he looks up, then realises that no-one has seen his little act of vandalism. He calls out merrily to the hall at large, and to the figure some distance away "Sorry, it all looked so perfect, I just HAD to. You know how it is. My name is Lars. Nice decor in here!"



(sig, avatar, God work to do!)

A squirrel faced, bearded janitor hobbled over to the chrome desk, spraying some cleaner on it and swiping it clean with a rag
-- shaking his head at the general vicinity of the playful Minyos delegation.

"Dahm ambassadors, they get their little plastic VIP card, and suddenly they're sticking their greasy fingers on everything, eating meatball sandwiches at their desks and doing god knows what in their office -- or better yet, doing god knows who in their office. If I had preferred a job cleaning up after alcoholics, sexual-perverts and messy eaters I would have taken that job busing tables at the Strangers Bar!"

The janitor walked away, mumbling to himself about the unacceptably high noise level in the discussion hall.
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A squirrel faced, bearded janitor hobbled over to the chrome desk, spraying some cleaner on it and swiping it clean with a rag
-- shaking his head at the general vicinity of the playful Minyos delegation.

"Dahm ambassadors, they get their little plastic VIP card, and suddenly they're sticking their greasy fingers on everything, eating meatball sandwiches at their desks and doing god knows what in their office -- or better yet, doing god knows who in their office. If I had preferred a job cleaning up after alcoholics, sexual-perverts and messy eaters I would have taken that job busing tables at the Strangers Bar!"

The janitor walked away, mumbling to himself about the unacceptably high noise level in the discussion hall.
Floyd Lafargue,
WA Vanguard ambassador for the Unibotian Delegation.


Lars, irked, yells out "I heard that! Come back, I only wanted to..." Sighing, he attempts to scuff the unscuffable wainscoting. Then suddenly the departed cleaner's words sank in. An office! There's an office? Nobody mentioned an office...wait, is that damned toilet-scrubber, no, "non-administrative staff essential to the running of anything as I am" ah hang it!

Lars begins to suspect that this is all some elaborate Unibotian trap - whilst trying to remember the last time he ate a meatball anything, and the hazy details of the last office party (OK, it was a bit muzzy, the wine had possibly flowed a little too freely, and a few non-PC comments had slipped through many a lip, including his own - but, sex on the desk? Bloody cleaners, err, valued contri...an office?) The magic "O" percolated slowly past the cleaner's testy comments.

"An OFFICE! Right, well then...knowing those Cryovaced tech-obsessed Unibotians they'll have a computerised translator/terminal/food dispenser/ATM thingy somewhere! Bloody rude, no personal touch at all, no doubt it'll be some hologram as per usual"

Offices are, as has been noted, important.
Edited by Minyos, Oct 3 2009, 05:55 AM.
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Ambassador Lafargue while combing his hair using the reflection off a chrome desk, overheard the Minyos ambassador in the background, to whom he replied very nonchalantly to...

"Yeah ambassador, we have offices. The main floor is for the reception desk, and the hall of portals (the entrance for some) - the first floor, that we're on now has the discussion hall in the west wing for the General Assembly, and a smaller one on the east side for the Security Council -- and a conference hall for social gatherings on the north side that has a walkway to the gardens, and the golf course. Levels two, three and four are empty office space, and Level six is an exercise room, pool, and skyview restaurant. The elevator doesn't have a button for Level five, so we don't think it exists -- and of course, if you're more of a cave-dweller there is some office space in the basement area, the underground garage or the caves too. Below that exist some more historical property and generally-speaking restricted areas including the Holy Temple of Firefury Amahira, a cold war bombshelter and er... the nine levels of hell."
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Edited by Sionis, Jan 4 2011, 07:36 PM.
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Let's rock and roll!

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Boris the janitor shook his head,

"dahm hippies... back in my day ambassadors kept the discussion hall devoid of anything other than the utmost civility -- an aura of silence, and respect was to be expected. These days, you're lucky to be able to dodge the flying monkeys in a room. The whole world has gone bonkers if they think sending these loonies to do their delegating will help world peace."

Boris continued spraying the chrome walls, committing himself to making sure there were no marks, or slurs.

"Dahm chrome... who designed this place ? I take it they don't work on the janitorial staff !!"
Edited by unibot, Oct 4 2009, 04:36 AM.
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