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The Ruin A Wish Game
Topic Started: Oct 1 2008, 09:48 AM (2,397 Views)
Master DarkBlood
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This is simple. Someone makes a wish. You grant it, while fucking it up. then you make a wish. For instance:

Someone's wish: I want a million bucks!

Your reply: Granted, but you're killed in the stampede.

I'll start.

I wish I had tickets to a Disturbed concert.
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Granted up the tickets are for one that was a year ago.

I wish I could meet Cloud and real life^^
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Granted, but it's the Kingdom Hearts emo Cloud.

I wish I hadn't forgot this the first time.
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You remembered it but a giant stale piece of bread (lol I'll explain this in another topic) magically fell from the sky giving u a breif glimpse of amnesia.

I wish I owned Disgaea 3.
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Granted... but, the copy you got was corupted and destroys the PS3 you got with it.

I wish GunSmithCat's was a live action movie.
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Granted... but fire rains from the skies, hitting you, and you never get to see it.

I wish for eternal youth!
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Uhm, granted however the wish got messed up and never happened because I am a bad wish granter...

I wish that my copy of Disgaea 3 that got corrupted didn't get corrupted that I wished for earlier and that it didn't destory the PS3 that was with the wish...

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granted, but by the time you get Disgaea 3 installed in your slow-ass PS3, you're nithoing more than a skeleton.

I wish for 13 hundred dollar bills.
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granted, but they're Monopoly dollar bills.

I wish I was a ninja!
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Granted, but there's an attack during your Ninja Academy Graduation Ceremony, and your diploma is destroyed. Sure, you're a ninja, but you can't PROVE it!

I wish for super intelligence.
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Granted however your intellegence is so high (off the charts) that it can't be measured therefore no one can tell you if you are a genius or not.

I wish for a treasure chest full of gold coins!
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Granted, but it was the cursed treasure of Cortez (watch Pirates of the Caribbean) and one of the pieces is lost forever.

I wish I had my DS back.
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Granted, but it can't read games properly anymore.

I wish I could kill Sasuke.
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Granted, but the legions of Sasuke fangirls get pissed and decide you'd make an excellent sacrifice to bring him back from the dead.

I wish I knew necromancy.
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Granted, but the Puritans accuse you of being a witch and burn you.

I wish for world domination.
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granted, but you're assassinated so the world can know peace... for about 20 years, before the next war starts.

: wish for everlasting peace.
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Granted, however I'm sorry to inform u the wish was canceled.

I wish that... I could return the cursed treasure of Cortez, and get some not-so-cursed gold coins in a nice wooden treasure chest with a shiny metal lock made from silver.
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Granted, but the curse of the Cortez treasure lingers cause you're missing a single piece.

I wish... ICE CREAM!
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Granted however the Icecream melted...

I wish that I had found the gold coin or whatever to Cortez's cursed treasure so that I wouldn't be cursed anymore...
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Granted, but it doesn't work. You're shot and killed the moment the curse is lifted.

I wish for eternal world domination.
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Granted however the wish becomes invalid because "your world" is already eternally dominated by your thoughts and actions.

I wish for more wishes.
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Granted. But, given that you're only allowed three wishes by the genie, that wish is counted as a wish, but is not adhered to. Kinda makes you wish you didn't waste your last wish, eh?

I wish for fire to rain from the sky and smite my enemies.
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granted however the fire rained down on a rainy day and was eliminated in the atmosphere before it even reached earth... Sorry, I didn't watch the weather channel when granting this wish... ^^'

I wish that erhm.... Other people would play this forum game too...
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Granted, but I will screw up all of your wishes.

I wish Gaara was MINE!
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Uhm, it was granted wasn't it... (Not)

I wish for warm weather.
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