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Landes Eternelles (FR serv of EL)
Topic Started: Oct 12 2011, 12:49 PM (6,040 Views)
NooBPL
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stop play EL com LE kk? :ermm:

i teach you all french :wub:

#1 BASIC BAD WORDS IN FRENCH

tu suce = you suck (dicks or else lovely things)
tu suce detective = you luv blowjob

je baisse toi = fuck you
j'ai gros detective = i got dildo like black 50cm+

J'ai petit patates = my eggs are small

That's what you need if you meet Morath or his brother, Sonki(nick on LE)

Also small knowledge of french is good:
#2 BASIC SENTENCES IN FRENCH

J'achete = i buy
Je vends = i sell

je suis = i iz
tu es = you are
il est = he is
elle est = she is

je suis ici= I'm here

j'arrive = on my way

tu es trop fort = you are strong like mufo/luci

tu est comme mon detective, petit mais joli => ur like my dick, small, but cool.

That's all you need to play on this serv, 90% of things are same as in EL.
Mods aren't bitches like in EL (asgnny i miss u so much <3) there are invasions everyday.
KF is drop. vs mobs 90% to not loose any st00f. vs players it's 40% to drop.



I also have published FR->ENG translation pack for Landes Eternelles. Just i'll upload it soon, or by PM me ingame. If you start there, just pm me and i can tell you advices how to start here.

Some basic questions and answers:

#3 QUESTIONS ABOUT FRENCH SERV

Q: how much cost great swords and nmt?
A: great swords 12-16kgc, nmt 25-30k

Q: are attributes capped?
A: there is cap 52 or 46. but over it you pay 2 pp for 1.

Q: i reset ok?
A: reset cost gcs here.

Q: I'm n00b can i train fast plx?
A: Luci and mufo got 80's in 3 weeks so shut up and go train.

Q: can i restore for 500 hp like in EL?
A: max healing spell is 40HP.

Q: can i start bj?
A: to get bags you need 20 oa lvl. and at invasions you can get from mod penalty of not taking ANY bags for some mins




bunch of frenchies speaks english like i'm speaking japanese and morse --..-- -.- -.-
ok, it wasn't morse, but i speak it very well :beers:


ONLINE LIST of PLAYERS:
http://www.landes-eternelles.com/joueurs-en-ligne




#4 DOWNLOAD LINKS

Link for linux:
http://www.landes-eternelles.com/client/LandesEternellesLinux-1.6.2.2.tar.bz2

Link for windose:
http://www.landes-eternelles.com/client/win_1622/LandesEternellesInstall_light.exe

Just download and play kk? i'm in top 20 a/d there so i need nubs to pwn k?





#5 LINKS TO MY GAY PK VIDS FROM LE


#1 vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8RjX7Wvz6I (year 2 months ago)
#2 vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91L9NDxLlgo (year ago)
#3 vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFy3yfP-VWo (2 weeks ago)





Greets,
Sincerely Yours, Nub

:banplz:
Edited by NooBPL, Oct 12 2011, 10:11 PM.
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Chris
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Its pretty bad when only 3-4 people play it and you are only top 20
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NooBPL
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ur gay? np i'm not homofob like Jay which is gay

http://www.landes-eternelles.com/joueurs-en-ligne

online list. even at night time there are 10 ppl onlline
Edited by NooBPL, Oct 13 2011, 08:39 PM.
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NooBPL
 
stop play EL com LE kk?.....

Cool post. I lolled.

Yup, i'm gonna check out LE, and probably their Disputes Forum (if they've got one).
Edited by themuntdregger, Oct 13 2011, 07:11 PM.
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well, you can't buy chars in LE, only stuffs. nearly noone sells stuffs. but there are some sellers;P

I didn't buy any stuffs, but i can tell some scammers/bjs which steal ingame items not rl money
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those videos are terrible
Courageous Unofficiallers Nullifying Treacherous Scammers

List of scammers (DO NOT TRADE WITH THIS PEOPLE):
Life
NoobPL
Grort
Life
Marvel
Aureliusz
Orick
DarkundY
Maxine
Life
Fantastika
StGnome
Hades
Electricity
JoeButler
Wiseon_Dayshine
Life


ALL ABOARD THE SHIP.
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thanks:P windows movie maker isn't soft 4 making good quality movies and i got well optimised version of windows so most of soft doesn't work
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Scamming on LE was so much easier then EL.....French ppl are stupid.
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#Hint: Be aware of the scammers, as scamming is not against the rules!
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lmao, you scammed someone started spamming me on PM that you stole bronze set which costs 10k on LE...

FAIL?
Edited by NooBPL, Oct 15 2011, 02:52 PM.
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bollocks how can anything be better just because its spoken in French, is a popular question
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it isn't better because it's in french. Just you don't have n44bs like Morath or so there. And Training here is easier and PKing giving more profits
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welcome 4 new EL players on LE:)
I'll give you guys some stuffs tomorrow, just i'm sleeping with opened eyes;<
Edited by NooBPL, Nov 9 2011, 10:27 PM.
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gave bunch of stuffs to starting EL players.
I'm waiting for more people ;)
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new players got some free st00fs, enjoy:)
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I scammed enough stuff on LE to lvl set me luci mufo and jay enough gear to lvl to 90+ :p few mil id say and chars but those Frenches are strict about there char buying/selling :<
Edited by shultzy, Dec 13 2011, 01:19 AM.
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Hopefully very strict with their grammar and spelling too. Maybe a stint over there would help you use the English language better than a 5 year old?
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shultzy
Dec 13 2011, 01:19 AM
I scammed enough stuff on LE to lvl set me luci mufo and jay enough gear to lvl to 90+ :p few mil id say and chars but those Frenches are strict about there char buying/selling :<
There's not much that ppl say or do on EL that annoys me. After all, its just an online game and it ain't irl. When I pick I fight with someone, its mostly just role-play and aimed largely at the character and not the player.

However, something that does annoy me is ppl who use the game to scam irl cash out of players. Stealing from ppl is always contemptible, but particularly when the morons who do so are quite brazen about it, to the point that they actually boast about it online.

ppl commit crime because they're weak, greedy or downright stupid. Its nothing to celebrate and nothing to be proud of. If the whole point of crime is not getting caught, then common sense rather suggests its the height of stupidity to actually admit to it on an online forum in way that's clear for the authorities to examine.

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zaer
Dec 13 2011, 09:45 AM
Maybe a stint over there would help you use the English language better than a 5 year old?
yeah but where's the fun in that??????????
"How can one ordinary man have so many enemies?"
"I'm a people person... who drinks."
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well i normally wank whilst I play, is pretty fun tbh
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Dec 13 2011, 01:19 AM
I scammed enough stuff on LE to lvl set me luci mufo and jay enough gear to lvl to 90+ :p few mil id say and chars but those Frenches are strict about there char buying/selling :<
TROLOLOLOL :unsure:

dude, you scammed bronze set which is worth about 10kgc on french server. you were the loosest EL player on this server. chars can't be sold/bought so that's good. n00bs like you can't buy chars and be top 1 one day after starting playing game;]

and your knowledge of french after wanking some months finished with something like:
"eeee what was name of those chocolates????? fuck, i don't remember, wait eeeee MERCI!!!!11eleven!!!".

you should be happy that 90% of players speak english or your scams would finish like your journey here B-)

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