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Funny signs; lol
Topic Started: Mar 23 2009, 03:28 AM (159 Views)
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In Memoriam

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.


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I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.


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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


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My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.


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KENTUCKY:
Five million people,
Fifteen last names.


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Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


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Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.


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Corduroy pillows are making headlines!


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I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.



I got these in an email from a friend today and some made me laugh :D
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