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Underworld RP
Topic Started: Apr 8 2010, 11:10 PM (97 Views)
Marian Frae
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     The odd person with three heads spoke at once, "WELCOME to the Underworld!" and here I thought I was entering a marvelous place--not that horrible place of fire and brimstone my mother's second mouth would always warn me about when I spoke of the gorgeous boys. Needless to say, my five-pointed eyelids squeezed shut over eyes brimming with liquid-sulfur acid rain. The three-person spoke again but I was sobbing so hard I couldn't hear anything they were saying... until I had calmed down enough to stop choking on my sadness, "Point is—you don’t need to worry. You can’t accidentally stumble into That place. Unless of course you’ve been a horrible, Godless person and stumble off a cliff to your death. Then it might feel like you’ve accidently stumbled into That place." My relief, no doubt, was apparent. After all, I've been told I have very expressive hair. And I suddenly felt I might need to listen to what this three-per had to say as they continued to explain this oddly named vacation spot, "The Underworld is, in fact, a marvelous place full of hope and opportunity." My hair was practically standing on end with anticipation, "Oh, and possibly romance. We’ve never been sure if Landon Urfüt and Patty Bachus really did get together, or if that was just a publicity stunt. They didn’t stay away from cliffs." I and my many hairs gasped and desperately hoped they had gone to the good place and not... that place. "However, we do know for sure that many moments of great inspiration and creation," Once again--nearly overwhelming anticipation, "—no, not that kind—" only to have it dashed. And here I was thinking I'd finally found a place I could have a little fun without threat of smiting, "have happened to people here."
     I didn't really listen to the rules. Frankly, I've never bothered with them unless there was the threat of eternal smiting. Having fun for a little while... just isn't worth eternity of... *shudder* I don't even want to know! But, eventually, they/it/she told me where I would be staying, "Now then, you are in the Blue House on the Far Corner to the Left of the Curvaceous Street which is Down the Brightly Glittered Orange and Chocolate Brown Ladder of Intelligent Rungs. No need to worry, it’s easy to find and it’s the postman’s favorite place to travel. If you wish a job," and once again, stopped listening until something else caught my attention, "--sent back to the Aboveworld. Do any of you really want to go back up there? Without any prizes?" I cried out in astonishment and they laughed, letting me know I was on my own again... and on my way into a game, lazing, and lounging paradise. Realizing they were probably joking, I smiled and headed toward the Orange and Chocolate Brown Ladder of Intelligent Rungs (or Brightly Gocblir as I like to call it... pronounced GOK-BLEER).
     Two years later, here I am--the Supreme Climber--and eager to greet my new housemates. The old ones forgot to stay away from cliffs. And if you ask me... I'm pretty sure ONE of the stumbled into that place. If you know what I mean. Hmm... I wonder if I should order cookies for the newbies' arrival? Oh... or maybe I could get all covered in flour again!

((OOC: she simply means make the cookies herself. I promise. Really. Regardless... you will arrive at the house to be greeted with a very interesting young woman completely covered in flour and the sweet aroma of every type of cookie you could ever like.))
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Rannen

Cookies. Lots of them. My favs, triple vanilla blast with coconut centers and cinnamon coating, were among them. Normally, I use my great power only for good. Normally, I strive to be the kind of man... woman? I've always kinda wanted a gender, but remembering to form the proper parts all the time is a hassle! Then again, maybe I can just be the gender of my choosing in spirit? Does the shape of one's body really have all that much to do with it? 'Cause my friend Fabulous Frank says heck no! Wait, I lost track of something... I wiggle around and splorch in on myself in search of the errant thought. A splorch? It's kind of like a squelg. OH!!! Cookies, that's right! Ahem! Normally I strive to be the kind of... uh... slime thing, that can look in the mirror without shame. But today is different. Today the stakes are too high to cling to outdated morals. Today, I will seize those cookies!!!

The door flies open. Those within the little house I'd been watching, should they be observant enough to notice the massive monster causing a fuss in the doorway, would have noted a six foot tall demon standing upright on legs ending in massive talon covered paws. A heavily muscled body, a short stubby tail, wicked looking claws, a protruding jaw lined with razor sharp teeth. All made out of somewhat wobbly light blue jelly. I was going for wings, too, but they kept falling off because of their own weight... still, a monster constantly re-absorbing and re-forming his own wings (which then just fall off again) is bound to have some shock value.

I went for a roar, vibrating my whole body (making my gelatinous form wobble quite a lot more) to produce a somewhat loud "Wubb-wubb-wubb-wubb" sound which I felt must be very intimidating. To top it all off, I formed a sentence in delicate calligraphy on my chest, "Kindly run in terror, for I am a nasty monster bent on eating you. Leave the cookies. They'll slow me down."
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Marian Frae
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I turned to look at the door when I heard the weird squelching noise, "Oh! Hi, you must be Blurb! Management told me you were coming! Come on in. That whole corner of cookies is yours." I flashed him a smile and plopped down on the couch, "You're kinda cute, you know? Come to think of it... you're my favorite color! But yeah, welcome to the house. I love getting all floured up... so there'll be plenty of cookies."
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Rannen

Sinking, sinking, sinking... very slowly sinking back into a ball after having my monster act totally ignored. Well, you know, I thought it was quite frightening! Almost frightened myself, in fact! Wait... I'm missing some exceptionally important fact. I wiggle a bit to shake it to the surface of my mind, and BAM!!! Like a bullet (if bullets were quite a bit slower and made of light blue slime) I shot over to the indicated corner and engulfed the cookies laying there.

Giddy for being well on my way to a vanilla/coconut/cinnamon high, I lazily formed the words "Cute's my middle name, sugar. And if more of these cookies are in my future, I can guarantee that your future will involve..." I let the sentence hang, reforming myself into an alluring ;) .

At this point I suppose it's only fair I point out that I really wouldn't know what to do with a female solid even if she fell right into me! Except, y'know, start digesting the bacteria and other nasties on her skin. Girls like that.
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Marian Frae
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((DISCLAIMER: The following dialog should be read in a high pitched, valley girl type voice. Thank you.))

I giggled and winked back at him, "Well that sounds vaguely FUN. Are you ticklish, Mr Blurb? I do love a good tickle fight."
Edited by Marian Frae, Apr 25 2010, 05:40 PM.
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Rannen

((Aye!! ;) is its favorite face-shaped form. I totally referred to it as he and had to edit... not having a gender is hard!))

As ticklish as a snowboarder wearing a thong! I formed enthusiastically. I shouldn't imagine a snowboarder in a thong would be very ticklish, actually, more likely frozen numb and wondering where his bits disappeared to. Even so, I'd never had a tickle fight on account of most people just aren't sure where to tickle me! I wanted to see what it was like.

Casting about for likely weapons (The best tickling form I could think of were my very fine but only moderately ticklish tentacles, so I thought it best to use something else) I spotted a tassel hanging from the curtain to my left. Quickly shifting sideways, taking the cookies with me, I engulfed and carefully unhinged the entire curtain. I then thrust the tassel out in front of me, forming the words En Guard! just underneath the protruding fluff.
Edited by Rannen, Apr 28 2010, 10:07 AM.
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Marian Frae
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I giggled and came at him with my fingers at the ready. I, for one, was INCREDIBLY ticklish... and LOVED getting tickled.
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Rannen

((It's been a pretty long time... isn't anyone going to join in? Turns out my girlfriend's the jealous type! I showed her the RP so far to see if she liked it, but she frowned at me and told me that she didn't like me "wubbing" other girls. Anyway, I think it would be better if we had a few more people get into the RP at this point, if anyone's coming?))
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