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| KxN | May 26 2010, 09:46 PM Post #6 |
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Craig and Bobby have just finished a small coffee break as the exhaustion in their eyes is present from standing and talking so long. Every now and then you can even see Mills messing around giving Craig some bunny ears behind his head with his fingers. But now, we go back to the show. Craig Andrews: Before we tell you about the Chase and Nikole match, we want to direct you to the contract signing between Brad and Jimmy. These two have been pulling tooth and nail for this match, it has gotten alotta crowd heat and staff heat backstage, dare I say it may even be the most anticipated match of the night! Bobby Mills: I think it's stupid, and quite frankly the most retarded one of the night. UUW is becoming a joke. Craig Andrews: Too bad Bobby, the joke's on you. And as they say, the show must go on! Here's the signing. As the scene goes to the signing, there is a large black desk in the middle of the ring with red carpeting underneath it. Kane and Jimmy are in their wrestling gear with their match coming up soon on the card. Jason Cox is standing between them with the contract in his hands. ![]() The crowd is quiet while Jason gets the event under way with his booming voice of the heavens officially making them sign for the match. Jason Cox: Alright boys, when you sign this your signing the stipulation you gentlemen discussed in the restroom. It was recorded and filmed, so the evidence exists. Now I'm going to place this contract on the table here, and Kane, your going to sign first. I don't want any funny business. Kane is handed a pen by Cox and reads over the papers with a quick glance and a minor skim. He scribbles on the dotted line and swipes the contract over to Jimmy's side of the desk along with the pen. Brad then folds his arms with a darkened grin. Craig: Well, at least we know someone isn't at all effected by this childish stipulation. Bobby: Their both children to me, I'm old enough to be their daddy. Jimmy now mulls it over, looking at Kane between paragraphs, and signs it with a neatly written cursive handwriting. He then hands the contract to Cox and folds his arms just like Brad, mimicking him with a grin right back, but in a more playful manner. Brad ignores him and waits for Cox to approve the negotiations. Jason Cox: Everything seems to be in order. Now you can both leave the ring peacefully and get ready for your match. The winner gets to see the loser fulfill the stipulation next week. Thank y- Brad bursts passed Cox and jumps over the table nailing Jimmy with fists. He pounds his face brawling style leaving his mark with very powerful strikes to Jimmy's face. Referee's storm to the ring and pull Kane off as he continues to be fueled with this eternal hatred for funny men like Jimmy K. Cox helps up Jimmy with sympathy as Jimmy doesn't just stand down right away. He reaches in his pants and pulls out a pink plush bunny, afterward he chucks it at Brad's head! You can briefly hear Kane detest to it; Brad Kane: YOU LITTLE BITCH! Jimmy then rolls out of the ring just as Brad breaks through the referee horde. Jimmy is now halfway up the ramp in a running motion now as Brad looks on from the ring cursing him and cussing him out with every breath. Jimmy turns around and flips him the double bird in a creative way, pretending their coming out of a steeple as he does a figurative structure with his hands. He gets a laugh from the crowd with this as Kane continues to be steamed by it all. It cuts out and Craig and Bobby are seen back on board. |
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| KxN | May 26 2010, 09:47 PM Post #7 |
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Craig Andrews: As you can tell, that wasn't really an average signing. Then again, at UUW, nothing is really average. Bobby Mills: No company should be average. But sometimes Craig, sometimes, this place makes me wonder, how freakin far are we willing to go for views and applause? Apparently farther than the god damn moon. Craig Andrews: Well, I do have some good news Bobby. This next match was pretty dang professional. No weapons or out of ring interference, just amazing athleticism by both parties. Sound good Mills? Bobby Mills: A woman beater vs a man eater, roll the tape! Chase Jacobson VS Nikole Tyler - Singles Chase has Nikole by her hair as he twirls her around like a play thing, going from post to post smashing her face into the turnbuckle with ferocity. The crowd isn't really enjoying his style or choice of moves, but he keeps it up, messing with her and damaging her at the same time. But seeing a time span to attack after Chase is about to bash her into another turnbuckle, Nikole raises her foot to the buckle, stopping the attack, and reverses it by grabbing hold of the back of his neck, running up the buckle and completing a devastating facebuster bouncing Chase's head off the mat! Craig: Beautiful! Bobby: Did someone order a side of Bobby Mills famous cream? She goes for the cover, the ref counts it down! 1.... 2..... KICKOUT! Nikole tries for another cover, but Chase socks her in the jaw as she goes in for the pin, and makes her stagger against the ropes. He then gets to his feet, and socks her again in the same place! The punches are tenacious! Nikole is really out of it. Chase then elbows her in the chest, throws her to the ropes for a rebound move, but when she comes back she kicks him in the face with a roundhouse kick! He falls on his back. She goes for a second pin. 1...... 2....... KICKOUT! Craig: I would have been down for the night if I took that kick to the face. Bobby: I would be dreaming of her kicking me AGAIN with that move. She thrusts Chase up and gives him a flurry of punches to his dimples, she continues it doing her well known finisher combo, Twisted Fates! But as she goes for another kick to his skull, Chase ducks, scoops Nikole up, and hits a Chase's Beginning! The ref counts. 1.... 2....... 3! THE BELL RINGS! Jason Cox: Here is your winner BYYYYYYYY pinfall, CHASE....JACOBSON!!!!!!!! Chase's song hits the speakers and his hand is raised. Nikole is blacked out on the mat from his high end finisher. He doesn't really do anything except celebrate his victory in infamy. As the ref raises his hand, he see's Prophet with his manager at the top of the ramp eying him like predators. They begin to clap lightly, as if sarcastically, with a sadistic pleasure. Chase and the two men exchange a long and distraught stare, there appears to be more going on than just tag team dominance. We go to Craig and Bobby once more! |
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| KxN | May 26 2010, 09:48 PM Post #8 |
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Craig Andrews: I feel bad for Nikole there, Chase really bit into her. Bobby Mills: I feel bad for Chase, he's been facing nothin but chicks man! He must feel horrible. Especially having such a close bond with his mom. Craig Andrews: True. But maybe we'll both feel better after rolling one of the most talked about matches on WNR, Kane vs Jimmy K. I gotta say, I can't wait to see this one again Bobby boy. It was a real spectacle in entertainment. Bobby Mills: It was pretty lame if you ask me, but let's see what our viewers think. Badass versus Funny Man, I believe I was correct with my prediction. Enjoy the match folks. Brad Kane VS Jimmy K - If Kane wins, Jimmy must wear a giant rubber and lick dog shit off Kane's boots. If Jimmy wins, Kane must play golf with Jimmy in a pink bunny suit. Jimmy is busted open after Kane hits his third finisher on him. The blood gushes from his eyebrows. The ref is completely knocked out, Kane has full control after doing so much damage tonight. Kane is mudhole stomping Jimmy into the barricade, doing everything possible to make him lifeless. After enduring the stomping barrage, Brad lifts Jimmy by the neck and chucks him into the announcer table. But he isn't going to put him through it. Instead, he rips the headset off of Craig's head and strangles Jimmy with the cord tossing him like a soccer ball into various obstacles from the table to the posts to the ring. This headset has become a weapon of mass destruction. As Kane see's the referee beginning to return to his senses, he tosses Jimmy into the ring and throws the headset outside. He then lifts Jimmy up for a final finish, but out of pure instinct, Jimmy was able to feel the end nearing, so he retaliates by clotheslining Kane from the depths of his strength sending him plummeting to the canvas! When Brad gets back up, Jimmy utilizes his momentum again and deals a DDT! Craig: What a showcase from Jimmy K! Bobby: Give me a stinkin break! Jimmy flexes his muscles as blood trickles down his cheeks and he begins pumping himself up vintage hogan style taunting the arena. Kane isn't going to stay down, not after the brutal and gruesome lashing he dealt to Jimmy. Already Brad is up, shaking off the poor maneuvers, and turns Jimmy around as he has a look of sheer terror. Brad then spits in his face and grabs him into the Impending Doom, BAM! Out goes Jimmy! But Kane doesn't pin him. He helps the ref up, and demands him count a knockout. The referee nods in a sweat and does so. 1........ 2....... 3......... 4........ 5.......... 6........... 7............. 8.......... 9........... Jimmy isn't getting up, EVER. 10!!!! THE BELL RINGS! Jason Cox: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, BY WAY OF KO, BRAD KANE!!!!!! "I'm Back" begins playing as the crowd boo's Kane and he keeps his attention and fix on Jimmy. He then looks at the audience and points to his dick, then his shoes, licking his lips and kissing his fingers, then flicking his fingers to the arena signaling a "kiss him goodbye" type gesture. The ref tries to raise his hand, but he tosses the referee out of the ring, and continues stalking the stone solid body of Jimmy K. With a fading end of Brad standing over Jimmy in nightmarish zeal, we cut to Craig and Bobby. |
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| KxN | May 26 2010, 09:48 PM Post #9 |
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Craig Andrews and Bobby Mills are seen, ready to give another insight to the next match. Craig: Our next match featured the well known prima donna, Kevin Hardaway, against The Prophet. Both men made their debut against each other, looking to make some serious impact. Bobby: While Hardaway is an accomplished athlete, his attitude is one for massive improvement, considering his track record. Craig: Maybe it’s ego, maybe it’s not. Regardless, this was a decent, back and forth contest between two new UUW superstars. Bobby: No doubt. I for one, actually enjoyed most of the show, to be honest. It was mostly straight up wrestling. But no matter how you look at it, winners and losers are elements in wrestling, so let’s take a look, at the closing minutes of the match. Scene fades into the match, where Hardaway took on Prophet. The last two minutes of the match is shown, where Hardaway just hit a spinebuster, looking at the fallen Prophet. Kevin Hardaway VS The Prophet - Singles Hardaway sees a fallen Prophet as he picks him up slowly and BAM! Prophet kicks him in the gut and drops him down right into a sharpshooter. Hardaway is screaming and trying to get to the ropes, trying his hardest not to lose, as he crawls slowly to the ropes, inch by inch as Prophet wrenches the leg harder as Hardaway gets closer...then Prophet sees him going for the ropes as Prophet goes back to the middle of the ring. So Hardaway tries again, even though this time is tons harder than before. He grabs the ropes as Prophet breaks the hold and screams for Hardaway to get up, which Prophet goes to pick him up, in which Hardaway starts kicking the gut of Prophet over and over again as he furiously punishes away on Prophet. He grabs the arms, but Prophet breaks free, and hits the Prophecy on Hardaway. Hardaway lands back hard, as Prophet goes for the pin. 1… 2… 3!!! DING DING DING! Jason Cox: Here is your Winner BY pinfall…..THE PROPHET! Craig: Impressive, I hope Prophet understands the legend he just defeated. Bobby: I don't think he much cares, in UUW Kevin is a nothing, I figured he'd be one anyway, even after all the annoying "Hard-On" jokes prophet made. Prophet invites Mesias into the ring as his music blasts and the ref raises his hand in victory. Mesias raises his other hand as a few camera flashes go off. Although he may not be the most popular guy around, Prophet still gets respect for getting such a big win already. A minute or two more of celebrating, and we're back to the studio. Craig: With Prophet winning, it certainly looks like a bit of a halt to Hardaway’s career in UUW. Bobby: Especially after how hard he ate those knees. After the match, he had a bit of a difficult time walking back. The trainers quickly were able to diagnose him with a very mild concussion, and told him to not compete, to rest up, so he can heal from that, and other various injuries. Craig: Folks we’ll be right back from this commercial break. Coming up, we have the last match of the night, James Preston vs Alexis Black, let's see if Preston proves himself against Black, or if Black is just all talk and no game! We go to our final commercial break and prepare for a great last match in WNR. |
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| KxN | May 26 2010, 09:51 PM Post #10 |
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Craig and Bobby look to be very excited as we ease back into the swing of things. The last match of the show was a real head turner, and probably the most rewarding one. Though no main event slot is official yet, this one could have easily passed as such. Craig Andrews: The Kane and Jimmy match may have been the most anticipated, but man, this one has got to be the best one of the night! We should have recorded all of it Bobby, it was truly magnificent. Their anger was so real and their moves, so solid! Bobby Mills: I gotta say, that match was pretty down to earth. I give it two thumbs way up your ass! Craig Andrews: I give it hush up and let the people watch now. James Preston vs Alexis Black – Lights Out Match For a while, Black dominated the match, hitting Preston with a slew of punches and MMA Elbows. He tries for a It Came From Canada, but Preston turns that into a Arm Drag Armbar combo. Black breaks out of it, and the match goes back and forth for a while. Preston hits a Swinging Neckbreaker, Black hits a Yakuza Kick. The match shows both wrestlers unique styles, as Preston uses more traditional wrestling moves, while Black on the other hand uses a slew of kicks and strike variations. At one point, while Preston is in the ring, Black goes for under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. He tries to get back in, but Preston Baseball Slides it into his face. The two have a struggle outside the ring, each hitting the other with a multitude of weapons like sledgehammers, the ring bell, and Preston even puts Black through the announcer table with a Sidewalk Slam. Preston rolls Black back into the ring, but Black counters and gains the upper hand. Black hits Preston with a Skullfuck from the top of the turnbuckle. Preston looks to be nearly out of it, but not quite so the match goes on. Black beats on Preston for a while, until Preston manages to hit London Calling. Both wrestlers are down and exhausted from this back and forth match. The two are just strong enough to throw punches back and forth. But Black is the better striker, so he gets an advantage. Preston gains a moment of dominance after hitting Black with a Spinebuster as Black attempted a Springboard High Roundhouse Kick. Preston stays on Black, just now starting to regain some composure. He stomps on Black’s limp and beaten body, while the capacity crowd is split between Preston and Black. While Black rolls and writhes in pain, Preston goes over to a corner turnbuckle and removes the padding. The ref tries to admonish him, but Preston is free to do whatever he wants in a Lights Out Match. As Preston turns back to Black, he's introduced with a hard Dropkick kick to the face that sends Preston face first into the exposed turnbuckle. Then, bouncing off the ropes, Black hits the Near Life Experience. But Preston has managed to pull a pair of brass knuckles from out of his trunks, and strike Black upside the head as he connects his finisher. Both men lay motionless in the ring as the fans cheer on this carnage. Craig: This is the best match of the night! Bobby: You know it. The ref checks them out, and declares that both men are out of it. He calls for the bell and speaks with Jason Cox a moment. Jason then walks into the ring with a microphone in hand. Jason Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, the ref is officially declaring this bout a draw by Double -. But before he can make the official announcement, James Preston manages to slowly roll on his side and stand up with a little help from the ropes. Everyone looks in awe, amazed at the endurance they never knew James Preston has. Jason coughs and tries again. Jason Cox: Here is your winner by way of knockout..."The Image Of Perfection...JAMES PRESTON!!! Craig: These are the guys you have to really admire. Bobby: Hard working mofo's, that's what I want to see, and that's what they gave us here tonight! The fans both boo and cheer this decision. While they aren't fans of Preston's arrogance, they do have to admire the heart he has shown here today. EMTs come down to the ring and help both wrestlers up the ramp and back behind the curtain as the fans cheer for more. The cameras switch to KxN and Onix Song sitting comfortably in their dressing room backstage watching the match on a wide screen TV. KxN looks mighty pleased by both men. +=+KxN+=+ I think we've found our next mission in the company. |_Onix Song_| I think I agree with you. K and Onix leave the room in a suspense filled ominous walk as the cameras fade away and the show logo flashes across the screen. ![]() With the ending of the show, Bobby and Craig back at the usual studio setting give their lasting thoughts on it. Craig Andrews: I know it wasn't the best, and albeit not the most visually appealing, but it was still core wrestling and entertainment. If I were to properly rate the show it'd be a 3 out of 4. I think that's a legitimate score, what about you Bobby? Bobby Mills: Well considering the large size of our roster, I would say it was decent. Not every newer guy got air time, but I'm sure we will see that fixed next time around. Being honest here Craig, I'm giving it a 2.5, don't question me either. Or I'll kick your ass. Craig Andrews: I'm not sayin a word amigo. But I do hope you, the fans, enjoyed The Wednesday Night Replay, and I look forward to feedback from all of you on the UUW website about how we, as a collective, did with the show. Until next time, keep watching and good night. The UUW theme plays while dead air of Bobby and Craig talking ends the show and a slow zoom out begins. The WNR Replay animated picture is shown one last time, and we cut to black.
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