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| owns | Apr 22 2010, 02:43 PM Post #1 |
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tell here your funniest jokes! i will start: there comes a man at the barber shop. He sits down on a chair than the hairdresser comes and ask: how do you like ur hair cut? and the man answers: topless!
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| Lord_Sami | Apr 22 2010, 03:37 PM Post #2 |
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Do you like fishsticks? - yeah, i guess so. - What are you, a gaay fish? (south park)(said out loud sounds like "fishd1cks") Edited by Lord_Sami, Apr 22 2010, 03:38 PM.
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| MidlifeChaplin | Apr 22 2010, 08:44 PM Post #3 |
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A bum walks onto a bus and he sees this SUPER hot nun, so he walks up and starts talking to her. "hey baby, wanna knock boots later?" then the nun replys "No, Im saving myself for Jesus" so the bum goes to get off of the bus and the busdriver says "hey, you really like that nun, don't you? well, heres what cha do, go to her church on sunday with sparkles in your hair, showered and wearing a white rob." "alright" so the bum listens to his directions and goes to the church on sunday and he finds the nun and asks if she will do it with him and she says "yes, but only in the butt so I wont get pregnant" so they go off and do it and, after they finish, the bum tears off the robe and yells "HA IT WAS ME, THE BUM!" and the nun yells "HA IT WAS ME! THE BUS DRIVER!" |
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| DukeLeto | Apr 22 2010, 09:41 PM Post #4 |
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I enjoy that joke. |
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| SunnyDeeeee | Apr 22 2010, 10:31 PM Post #5 |
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H34d Nubc4k3
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lmao nice one chaplin |
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| mrckei | Apr 23 2010, 08:59 AM Post #6 |
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-last week when there was a powercut I was stuck in the elevator for 3 hours! -thats nothing, I stood 4 hours in a escelator _______________________________________________________________ Two mosquitos sat on Robinson Crusoe and talked. After a while one of the mosquitos said: - meh,Im out of here. see you on friday Edited by mrckei, Apr 23 2010, 08:59 AM.
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| bpdscolony | Apr 23 2010, 10:06 AM Post #7 |
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Ik ben mario stoned
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lol @ chaplains very funny!!!! These may be inappropriate but what the heck: What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, shes already been told twice. Whats the difference between ten dead babies and a ferrari enzo? I dont have a ferrari enzo in my garage. |
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| Lord_Sami | Apr 23 2010, 11:36 AM Post #8 |
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ok.. racism.. How do you hunt african americans at night? Tell them jokes until you see a smiling set of teeth |
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| KAPOW! | Apr 23 2010, 04:52 PM Post #9 |
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lol naic guise. |
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| Mariomasta | Apr 23 2010, 06:19 PM Post #10 |
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What do you call an african priest?? Holy Sh!t |
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| MidlifeChaplin | Apr 23 2010, 07:27 PM Post #11 |
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An African American got a phone call one day. The person on the other line responded "Hello, you have just won a trip anywhere in the world, where would you like to take your cruise to?" The Black guy responded "OH NO! YOU AINT GETTIN ME WITH THAT ONE AGAIN!!" Why did the woman cross the road? I don't know why she left the Kitchen either |
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| Mariomasta | Apr 23 2010, 07:44 PM Post #12 |
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hehe |
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| KAPOW! | Apr 24 2010, 03:26 AM Post #13 |
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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family.
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| MidlifeChaplin | Apr 24 2010, 09:15 AM Post #14 |
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What's faster than a black man carrying a t.v.? His buddy with the VCR! |
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| I_like_Chickens | Apr 24 2010, 01:25 PM Post #15 |
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A man runs over his wife, who's fault is it? the mans, he shouldnt have been driving in the kitchen. what do you do if you dishwasher stops working? you hit her |
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