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Pastafarianism
Topic Started: Feb 27 2010, 10:42 PM (337 Views)
Mariomasta
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We believe in the flying spaghetti monster, the holy gospel of the FSM.
Holidays are Ramendan, Pastaover
Pirates were the first disciples
Global warming is caused by a lack of pirates. Somalia, the country with he most pirates, has the smallest carbon emissions
His noodly appendage is invisible to all
Heaven is a land with beer volcanoes and stripper factories, hell is similar, however the beer is warm and stale, and the strippers have STDs

As we ask in the FSM's name
R'Amen
Edited by Mariomasta, Feb 27 2010, 10:42 PM.
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SunnyDeeeee
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H34d Nubc4k3
ducks> flying spaghetti monster!
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duolckrad
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duck
Let's start a duck religion

[1:1:1] In the beginning there was a singularity which exploded and irrelevant things happened but eventually the earth was formed and life began and it evolved to make a duck egg.

[1:1:2] This duck egg hatched a duck, as duck eggs are wont to do.
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Mariomasta
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Pastafarianism is way better than ducks! I have proof
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duolckrad
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duck
[1:1:3] The duck egg hatches and populates the world with many ducks.

[1:1:4] But then ducks are too OP and none of the other animals have a chance so the human god goes to the duck god and say "nub your ducks are too strong plz nerf".

[1:1:5] The duck god says okay so he makes rain for 40 days and 40 nights so that he can kill all ducks.

[1:1:6] BUT DUCKS CAN SWIM!

[1:1:7] The human god is pretty angry at this point so he tells the duck god how to nerf.

[1:1:8] The duck god starts to nerf but ducks are like Japan: they still seem OP even after nerfs.

[1:1:9] But finally around patch 4000 BCE the ducks are nerfed by a good amount so the humans become top tier.

[1:1:10] Ducks don't like being number 2 however so they plan an OP strat.

[1:1:11] Around patch 2000 CE the duck's company Ensemble Studios makes Age of Empires III.

[1:1:12] They send the emissary duck DUolCKrad to pwn nubs.

[1:1:13] But the humans get suspicious and Ensemble Studios is closed down.

[1:1:14] By now it's too late, the ducks have infected all major areas and are on the way to total victory.

[1:1:15] quack quack

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bpdscolony
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Ik ben mario stoned
lulz love it. Ducks WTF :)
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Kyle
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Something witty/random goes here
I took one of those stupid survey things once about what deity I should worship and my result was FSM. I felt fuzzy inside.
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I_like_Chickens
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Corporal
Dux>Pastafariansism but i have become a pirate anyway, just in case
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DukeLeto
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Refined Chaos
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I love your dux bible :P
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KAPOW!
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Scenario Designer God
[1:1:15] A lot more verses until you reach sunil's ogame planet.
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Mariomasta
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FSM is way better than ducks... He even beats all nerfs by being invisible and not being in games, so he cant get nerfed!

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Fuzzy
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I <3 Sunil
duck you, ducks are awesome because duolckrad is a duck and he's awesome
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T_Cfc119
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Kyle
Feb 28 2010, 03:21 PM
I took one of those stupid survey things once about what deity I should worship and my result was FSM. I felt fuzzy inside.
oh no hes taken it to the next step :O :P
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Mariomasta
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lulz...

and duck is far from awesome
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T_Cfc119
Mar 3 2010, 05:54 PM
Kyle
Feb 28 2010, 03:21 PM
I took one of those stupid survey things once about what deity I should worship and my result was FSM. I felt fuzzy inside.
oh no hes taken it to the next step :O :P
pedophilia or child molestation?
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Mariomasta
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I knew it wuz spreadable
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