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| Things Beej and Kiddiepool Aren't Allowed to Do | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Oct 25 2014, 03:47 PM (123 Views) | |
| Hufflepuff Moonshoes | Oct 25 2014, 03:47 PM Post #1 |
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1. Signing official documents as "President Obama" is not fooling anyone. 2. -Neither is signing them "The Collective Justice League'. 3. -Even if the Flash thinks it's funny. 4. Encouraging the Titans to call Batman their 'Sugar Daddy' is inappropriate, and he does not appreciate it. 5. Encouraging anyone to call Batman anything concerning the word 'Daddy' is banned. 6. Furbies are not allowed in any of the Towers at any given time. Ever. 7. Telling everyone Furbies are agents of the Brotherhood is discouraged. 8. The Dragon Balls do not exist. Stop requesting missions to find them. 9. Convincing Starfire to start calling the Titans the 'Scouts of Sailor' is not funny. 10. Kiddiepool, we do not want to see you in a Sailor Scouts uniform. 11. Beej, do not encourage him. 12. Robin's former costume is not to be mentioned or worn ever again. 13. -Kiddiepool, why are you always the one wearing the very skimpy clothes? STOP. 14. Stop calling Más y Menos 'Tacos y Nachos'. 15. 'Chip and Dale' is not appropriate either. 16. Mission reports should not refer to any of the Founders as “our sex-god of a mentor” for the sake of whatever remaining sanity they have left. 17. -Especially if Beastboy thinks it's funny. 18. Art is not a “bang”. Stop trying to blow up any of the art museums. 19. You're not allowed to circulate opinion polls on the Founders' love lives, Beej. 20. "Kiddiepool did it first" is never an acceptable excuse, Beej. 21. "Beastgirl did it first" is also never acceptable, Kiddiepool. 22. We are not Sparta. Stop kicking each other off of the Towers. 23. Shouting “objection” in League meetings is not an appropriate hobby. You are not allowed in League meetings anyway, and so should not be shouting objection at any point. 24. Shouting “objection” from outside the door is no better. 25. The word "objection" is banned from your vocabulary. 26. Neither of you outrank the Founders or the League, and are not entitled to alter your mission orders. Don't even go there. 27. You are not authorized to issue 'SSS-class missions' sending anyone to Antartica to 'check if there's still snow'. 28. The proper way to report to the Founders or the League is not "I have it on good authority you have no evidence". 29. You may not have a private army. 30. -Even if it technically belongs to someone else. 31. Slade did not kill your fathers and does not deserve to die. 32. This is not Hogwarts. Stop calling everyone Muggles. 33. Yelling 'Flame On!' at pyrokinetic Brotherhood operatives is not funny. 34. 'Non-Flammable' is not a challenge. 35. William, you are not allowed to run around naked screaming that Beej stole your clothes, even if you think you know people want you to. 36. -Beej, you are not allowed to ever steal all of Kiddiepool's clothes ever again. 37. -Especially if he asks you to. 38. Wearing Superman's cape to lurk around the halls to attack unsuspecting victims is not funny. 39. -Even if you're singing Batman's theme song. 40. -Give Superman's cape back. Now. |
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